TKC SACRÉ BLEU!!! TOP 5 WAYS TO CELEBRATE PARIS ATTACK SOLIDARITY WITH FRENCH CUISINE IN KANSAS CITY!!!!



Recent deadly terrorist attacks in Paris are serious business and will ultimately result in even more rights stripped away and oppressive security against Americans BUT this hot mess is also an occasion to celebrate local French culture in this cowtown.

To wit . . .

CHECK THE TOP FIVE KANSAS CITY FRENCH CUISINE DESTINATIONS TO HELP SILLY LOCALS SHOW SOLIDARITY AFTER PARIS ATTACKS!!!

On the bright side . . . Eating out "French style" in Kansas City sounds far more enjoyable than sounding off against the ongoing world war against brown people over oil.

Anyhoo . . .

Here's our list . . .

Kansas City's Greatest French Mexican Connection Resides On The Westside!!!


The corner of Summit on the Kansas City Westside is the intersection of Chicano, old school downtown and French cuisine . . . Chez Elle seems nice from the outside and locals rave about the convenient local spot that specializes in crepes, lobster bisque . . . And, obviously, providing a nice respite for middle-class women.

Celebrate Kansas City Westside Carbs!!!


Fervere also resides on the Kansas City's Westside. The location isn't open very often BUT it's a trendy local spot to pick up French bread where locals can spend big money for their bloat and now maybe an inflated sense of cooperation in the global war of terror.

Celebrate Brookside's AIXOIS High Class French Foodies!!!


AIXOIS Bistro at the intersection of Brookside/Crestwood (La La land) in Kansas City might be the most upscale local Frenchie spot for hipster snobs looking for an easy conversation starter whilst pretending to work in media.

Kansas City French Food On The Toy Train Streetcar Line . . .


Le Fou Frog has a long history in KC and its proximity to local rail transit will make parking mostly impossible very much like protecting against surprise attacks.

Picking Up A Croissanwich Is The Closest Most Kansas City Scumbags Will Come To French Food!!!


TKC Fact Check: A BK breakfast item is probably the most popular Kansas City bit of French cuisine.

And so the fight against an international boogieman continues for all those who are too scared to realize that real estate and dwindling global resources are really at the heart of a discussion that nobody wants to have when its a lot more fun to berate foreign cultures and exotic superstitions religions.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. You forgot the moment of silence this week at the legislative session. That is certainly some food for thought and a great gesture from Sly and council.

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  2. That's why the U.S. is accepting refugees. To commemorate France. Can't be good.

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  3. Save the Syrians and not France?

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  4. Obama is on TV this very second telling the American people that he is STILL going to bring in 200,000 Syrian Refugees, which, will include terrorists and those that hate America, will NEVER assimilate and will kill us when they can.

    Here is a poll, conducted by Al Jazeera, NOT Fox News for fuck's sake, that says 81% of Muslims support violent jihad and the Islamist State.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/05/aljazeera_online_poll_81_support_islamic_state.html

    It is hard to imagine how we got to this place in time.

    Our national suicide continues at the behest of the Progressive LIberal whack jobs who suck the cash and life out of traditional Americans every day.

    The new Amerika wants you dead white boy.

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  5. They blew up the Eiffel tower this morning. Tony says we should eat.

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  6. The tower is closed for brunch. The frogs are weak.

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  7. 807. Out of place here.

    This blog stopped promoting or recognizimg positive acts about 3 years ago.

    Nothwithstanding, thank you.

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  8. Croissanwich beat the stuffin' outta Egg McMuffin!

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  9. 9:07 you are right, this Muslim president we have in office wants to destroy this country by bringing in terrorists and blend them in our society. There are states coming o0ut now saying they do not want them I hope they have the power to do so.

    I'd rather not have any at all, America is so weak the people should be demanding this country not take any in. A day of not going to work and protesting would bring this change about.

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  10. Remember when everyone was mad at France because they didn't want any part of our dirty little war? We renamed French Fries, Freedom Fries, because we didn't know they were invented in Belgium.

    Anon 9:07

    Do you really believe that hysterical nonsense?

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  11. Yes. Do you remember when we were mad at Germany and renamed your head a "Liberty cabbage?"

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