Meet The Kansas City Toy Train Talker

Profile of the cowtown equivalent of Siri only with tech that's more than a hundred years old: The Voice of Transit in Kansas City

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  1. In Atlanta the Transit System is called MARTA and folks there call it Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.

    In Tampa it is called SCAT and folks there call it Scooting Coons Through Tampa.

    In KC it is just called a loser.

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  2. I am not a racist piece of shit but I do wonder if she says "himayIhelpyou!" When riders board the streetcar.

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  3. Oh, I AM a racist piece of shit and know full well that this will sound like the typical, mouth-full-of-marbles, NIGGER babble. Like Wazzz up, NIGGA!!! It's ok though, most humans won't be riding this NIGGER, down-town fun-ride...

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  4. ^I am the little black girl that took your lunch money in the 4th grade.^

    WILL YOU FUCKING GET OVER IT?

    Your shit is boring.

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  5. Oh good, and voice of ebonics greeting everyone. Is it dripping with attitude that every single black woman has?

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  6. No 11:31, you were a fucking NIGGER thief then and probably still are. NIGGERS like you steal from the minute they draw (steal) breath. Enjoy your cornbread, you NIGGER piece of shit.

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  7. Think about it11/27/15, 5:38 PM

    ^^^^^^^^
    The trailer mus be soooo sad over the holidays. I'm sorry your life didn't turn out better. It's not too late, all you have to do is stop being a scumbag and don't let hate rule your life.

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  8. @1131. I bet it was fish sticks day that you took his $1. No wonder he can't get past it.

    I love cafeteria fish sticks.

    Funny how bigots can't stand being made fun of.

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  9. naw, it's from when his big sis brought home a black man.

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  10. If she did, it was to clean the house or cook...Nothing more.

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