In our ongoing pursuit to avoid anything even remotely related to work, right now we turn to our devoted, critical, d-bag and KICK-ASS TKC blog community in an effort to compile a DEFINITIVE list of Kansas City turkeys who deserve recognition.
To wit . . .
VOTE ON THE TOP KANSAS CITY 2015 TURKEYS FOR OUR EPIC THANKSGIVING POST COMPILING A LIST OF WINNING LOCALS WHO HAVE IMPACTED THIS COWTOWN FOR THE WORSE!!!
Qualifications:
- Must be Kansas City specific - Relentless Prez Obama hateration is a Thanksgiving tradition that alienates friends and loved ones alike but doesn't prove interesting to read over and over.
- Timely Turkey Notice - The winners should be noted for their CURRENT accomplishments and not so many longstanding grudges that shape the Kansas City political landscape, like how the Feds are afraid of Council lady Katy Shields because she beat them in court and then pretty much did a touchdown dance before taking interviews.
- Share The Love - Let's not just focus on politicos, there's more than enough TKC Turkey prizes to go around. This year we've produced a ton of awards to bestow on all of our blog community (least) favorite people . . . So let's really try to open this one up and spread it around.
The winners will be posted sometime betwixt now and Turkey day. . . The more witty comments will be included, which means we still might have to write-up most of this . . . You decide . . .
I think it's only fair that the blog author get the first nomination for his help in devaluing the work of far better journalists AND bloggers in Kansas City.
ReplyDeleteI think the same rule for President Obama should apply to Sly. There's far too much ad hominem attacks against the Mayor here. We can do better.
ReplyDeleteSo, I guess the timeliness clause rules out Cindy Circo?
ReplyDeleteThe STAND UP KC - $15 for Everyone crowd. Never have so many wasted so much time when they didn't understand basic economics, the state law, or the impact. All we heard was gimme gimme gimme.
ReplyDeleteIf SI can nominate Kansas City Royals fans than I can nominate NIGGERS.
ReplyDeleteIt's Kansas City specific, as they're all turkeys here. Dark meat.
Current accomplishments include TNB!
Vote often.
Niggers have definitely impacted Kansas City for the worse.
ReplyDeleteI vote niggers.
votin' straight nigger ticket
ReplyDeleteShall we tally the votes now?
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
Mike Burke Kansas City spender in chief
ReplyDeleteSorry, refuse to vote for Sly in any election. Official or not.
ReplyDeleteTurkey In Chief - Sly James
ReplyDeleteTurkey Trolley Boy - Staub
Turkey Councilman - Scott Wagner
Turkey Executive - Col. Mike Sanders
Turkey Cop - Forte
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ReplyDeleteWay too much time on your hands.
1.Paul Wilson and his non singing bimbo
ReplyDelete2. Sly James
3. Steve Rose
4. The Ruckus Crew and Panel.
5. Kay Barnes
6. Byron
7. Alonzo
8. Forte'
9. Facebook
10. Cheap Tequila
Don't blame me, I voted for The General
ReplyDeleteLove it. Where can I buy that bumper sticker?
DeleteI nominate the idiot arsonist in the Northeast.
ReplyDeleteGreat Scott, gets my vote.
ReplyDeleteThe rural Johnsons (Russ and David) whose slack jawed amazement that the big city no longer had streetcars (reminiscent of one of the characters in the 1944 Broadway play "On the Town" who couldn't find all the no longer existing sights his grandfather had told him to see) decided to bring back a mode of "transit" that our great grandparents wisely shelved in the 1950s and for which we will be paying for the forseeable future.
ReplyDeleteKansas City: ready for the 1940s.
I nominig a dark group of non-humans. Niggers!!
ReplyDeleteI'd have to lean towards the KC nigger population; taken as a whole they suck the life out of this place, and, really, any place they exist. Not live, because niggers do not have lives. Humans have lives. Niggers are not humans.
ReplyDeleteI'm voting THE KC NIGGER!!! It's a landslide!
ReplyDeleteYup, niggers are the turkeys.
ReplyDeleteWhat does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work
My comment was particularly witty! Be sure to quote me.
So, niggers, then?
ReplyDelete^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteI'm voting against bullshit spammers that nobody would read if they didn't post their shit here.
Sorry wildman and polar bear bitch. Your stupid trick ain't working.
My vote is for the TIF commission, they obviously don't care about KC schools or our future. The turkeys only serve to give away money.
ReplyDeleteNo, I vote for KC NIGGERS too! Seems fair to me.
ReplyDeleteAnd overwhelming.
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ReplyDeletePaula, you would do better to work on your own writing than keeping up with this garbage. Try to do better. You are not helping yourself and you mind is suffering because of it. You are being used by people claiming to help you, it's a common thread when dealing with strangers that you meet on the Internet.
Also, my vote for local turkey is TKC. For all the gobbling that goes on in this thread.
I guess the niggers won this poll! when it comes to selecting objectionable pele niggers usually emerge at the top!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to your post Tony declaring NIGGERS Turkeys of the Year!!!
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ReplyDeleteTrash.