SHAME!!! KANSAS CITY MONEY PIT ZOO CELEBRATES NEW ELEPHANT CAPTIVE!!!

Kansas City celebrates cruelty and the further exploitation of developing nations paid for by way of FOREVER TAX which clandestinely fund Downtown Hotel Schemes. You decide the fate of new "guest" of our cowtown: Kansas City Zoo welcomes 9-year-old Tamani

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  1. All the female elephants trumpeting, "We are finally going to get laid."

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  2. All the female elephants trumpeting, "Intruder Alert!"

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  3. Those things eat $1000 a day. You're paying for it now Clay County.

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  4. They should rename the Elephant "Bellhop" since it is now hustling to subsidize the Downtown Hotel With One Catering Service.

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  5. Hey Tony can we get an "Intruder Alert" that tells us when the WV asshole is going to be here?

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  6. muhfuggin free zoo pass not good for october, only november and thankgivin'. das rayciss

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  7. The very first elephant porn ever posted on any blog in Killer City ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi6JBWvnwPI

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