TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! BLUE FRIDAY PUSH BACK: TOP 5 REASONS ROYALS WINNING HURTS KANSAS CITY!!!



As always we search for the alternative perspective on this blog and remind readers that most people are always wrong . . . So thinking differently has ALWAYS put us one step ahead of the game.

To wit . . .

CHECK THESE TOP 5 REASONS THE WINNING ROYALS NEGATIVELY IMPACTS KANSAS CITY!!!

Just a quick fact check against an early litany of hype . . .

Here we go . . .

Winning Royals Cost More Money


Cash is king and the reason that residents should root against the Royals is that they cost this town a lot of money. Security, subsidy and even cash for parades threaten to drown KCMO in even more red ink while pro-sports claims that fans pay that money back are spurious at best.

Example from The Wall Street Journal: Use of Taxpayer Money for Pro-Sports Arenas Draws Fresh Scrutiny

In STL the Rams are getting ready to leave over a money fight wherein even the GOP won't support giving more cash to billionaires.

Don't think suburbanites are off the hook here . . . Some families will be breaking their budget in order to share a "moment" in someone else's spotlight.

News Coverage Suffers Thanks To Kansas City Royals


Last year two girls were murdered during the World Series and the news glossed over most of the aftermath in favor of Royals coverage. This year, most media outlets have given up covering anything but these meaningless games that always disappoint in the end.

Politicos Attempt To Steal Baseball Glory


The bandwagon is already full from last year and now even more politicos attempt to align their fate with the home team even if they've never played an inning in their lives.

Food @ The K Remains Nasty . . .


The stadium is gross in a lot of ways . . . Nasty good is just one of many embarrassments that just get worse if fans take a wrong turn and mistakenly drive to Independence, MO.

Kansas City Curse Of Paul Rudd Endures . . .


He's coming back to make sure any post season play is about him and his B-list library of admittedly funny and goofy movies.

You decide . . . But remember that this blog isn't about accepting propaganda and hype but instead hopes to challenge the local conventional wisdom that makes Kansas City one of the worst run and deadliest towns in all of the nation.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Dood.

    You gotta lighten up.

    Try to score free tickets to a game. The women aren't very picky.

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  2. I enjoyed seeing 38,000 having the time of their lives last evening.

    Try to find happiness in something, anything, that will not inspire your compulsion to find fault or you will find yourself old and alone.

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  3. On the bright side, the Royals will reimburse fans if they lose the World Series this time around.

    Nope, wait a sec. They won't do that.

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  4. Tony, everyone loves Paul Rudd. A good Jewish boy from Shawnee Mission. Much more likeable than Glazer. Lay off of him.

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  5. So your an antisemite too, Tracy? Should have known. To Hades with you!

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  6. I agree that the Royals are overrated but this is a bit too much. There is not point rooting AGAINST the home team. It looks like they've got a good thing going this year.

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  7. If there's a party going on, COUNT on TKC to poop it. Skunk. Whilst.

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  8. I like Paul Rudd. The guy has a great penis.

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  9. I am happy for the Royals. It seemed obvious they could win their division. However, heartache lies ahead. Don't worry too much about the Royals winning in the postseason. Even though anything can happen in the postseason, the Royals have never really faced pitchers like Wainwright and Wacha. Top 4 teams in baseball are Cards, Pirates, Royals and Cubs. 3 out of 4 of those teams are in the National League. Really, don't worry too much about KC baseball winning the WS. This doesn't mean they don't stand a chance, just that It wouldn't be smart to bet on them winning the WS. At least St. Louis is in the same region, so there is that.

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  10. Get over yourselves KC. The Yankees are going to slap you with their big swinging bats.

    And then their dicks.

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  11. ^^^^^^^^
    Go FUDGE YOURSELF. This is our year. Royals are going to win it all, baby!

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  12. Reason 6. - you can't even go to a baseball game anymore without being surrounded by a bunch of assholes who lose their shit every time a fly ball is hit. I'm glad the royals are doing well, but the ballpark experience was better when they sucked.

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  13. We point out that Glazer is wrong all the time and he just retorts with calling people losers and haters.

    He wanted to have sex with me once but I told him I didn't do old men with rugs on their heads

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  14. Traci said what, I swear Traci actually said something that is fact and the truth as well.

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  15. Traci is great and the Royals are kicking ass. Don't be a player hater TKC!

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  16. I don't know Traci but the fact she hates Glazer makes her a friend of mine.

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