Kansas City political, biz and social media power broker earns a memorable quote in a well-respected national media outlet this week.
Actually, it's a really nice bit of family values advice sharing some wisdom from this upstart pundit.
Check it:
Time: 8 Sources of Professional Advice and Inspiration
More in a bit . . .
Rule #1 Choose your parents wisely, if that fails marry a rich girl or guy.
ReplyDeleteRule #2 Obey the first rule
respected national media outlet?
ReplyDeleteone actually still exists?
1) Get hooked u with the Liberal Media and pander to Progressive causes in hopes that you can kiss enough ass to make it to the top.
ReplyDelete2) Say things like, "It's for the children".
3) Bullshit your liberal ass off about how wonderful "Diversity" is, while making sure your kids are in private school and you have as little to do with actual Black People as possible.
4) Worry out loud about Global Warming at an oh, so tony cocktail party while shaking your head and looking away pensively, then comment that it isn't all bad, "We have Caitlin to look up to."
5) Name drop any and every national Liberal figure in front of your peers and superiors if in fact, you are sure that they can't check out the truth about your relationship with the Clintons.
6) Say something nice about Michelle Obama, then go in the bathroom and puke quietly.
7) In Kansas City, wear a bow tie and pretend you have friends in Brookside who want the new Streetcar to stop right in front of their house.
8) After a few drinks, tell your friends that you are practicing Santeria and have put a curse on Sam Brownback.
Chuck that is excellent and I would add to that:
ReplyDelete9) Care more about animals than people. Cry about Cecil the Lion or the Chihuahua left in a hot care and void talking about how Planned Parenthood a human chop shop for baby parts and that it was started by a racist, Margaret Sanger, who believed in eugenics. Even mention Margaret Sanger other than in praise and you won't cocktail party in this town again.
10/ Of course the Liberal reply to everything you disagree with: it is either racist (hater works too) or that has already been decided.
Ol Jason and his suit. He looks so sharp and snappy!
ReplyDelete“My mirror is without a doubt the first thing I turn to for personal and business advice. It has seen just about everything and has met just about every different type of face I've ever made in my life. He is a very polished, well-ground mirror who has been a successful reflection of myself and (more importantly), has a cute glass! ” — Jason Grill, HalfBaked Media | Metrosexual Sock Co.
ReplyDeleteSo Time is still being published? Obviously, not using Levota's tailor.
ReplyDeleteConsult the National Enquirer, The Pitch or TKC. If you can't find the answers there the situation is just hopeless.
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