Crime plagues the Kansas City metro this Summer and now every class of rodent is getting in on the act . . . Checkit:
Fox4KC: Gladstone Animal Control responds to reports of squirrel attacks
The report notes there have been at least three attacks over the past week and local officials are scrambling to stop the repeated ambushes along a somewhat secluded trail. A squirrel has already sent one lady to the hospital and there's talk that Happy Rock Park could be temporarily closed down.
Developing . . .
They are really good to eat.
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My dad would shoot them, gut them and bring them home in Chillicothe.
My mom cooked those babies up and they were delicious.
What can I tell ya, we were poor, it was like steak!
Northland crime wave = Squirrels
ReplyDeleteSouth of the river crime wave = Niggers
Where would you want to live ?
TKC is now tracking IP addresses FYI. Always has.
I blame the confederate flag.
ReplyDeleteSurely this is a hate crime.
ReplyDeleteThese squirrels are working under contract for the Obama Administration's Transgender Promotion Program (TPP), you may have heard about it in the national news lately.
ReplyDeleteThe squirrels receive bonus payments for each sack of nuts they rip from males walking in the park.
Sounds like someones been smoking the Happy Rock.
ReplyDeleteWhat ? Not the IP tracking again. Now what ?
ReplyDeleteThat tracking bullshit is just some hack from KCC trying to start shit. Probably that no count fuck Wilson seeing if anyone is lusting over his BBW.
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