MUDFEST: KANSAS CITY ROCKFEST FAIL!!!



So, it's gonna rain from now until Sunday according to most Kansas City weather newsies.

To wit . . .

ROCKFEST IS PRETTY MUCH RUINED OR WILL BECOME A SOGGY MUDFEST THAT'LL PRETTY MUCH DESTROY THE PARK!!!

It's not a huge loss but remember that we warned Kansas City FIRST about the security concerns and now that includes an update on muddy conditions in addition to the best b-list hard rock bands that this cowtown will host.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Mike Pennington5/28/15, 7:57 AM

    Rockfest is pretty much ruined because it is a collection of morons listening to noise. Tony, when are you going to grow up and be a man?

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  2. Maybe someone with a pen and cell phone could order Rockfest not to happen.

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  3. Thousands of meth-addled white youths fighting and fucking in the mud amdst ear-splitting noise.

    Hell yes. That's why we call ourselves the Paris of the Plains.

    This could be the most picturesque riot in Kansas City in decades. Keep your phones dry, kids. The networks will PAY BIG for video of this mess.

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  4. "Noise" would be an acceptable, associated definition if some mainstream cuntry (sic) BS (common fare of the audiogically-challenged) was being foisted upon the kind people of KC. There are indeed some quality acts scheduled for tomorrow's event; too bad the weather will be of a lesser calibre.

    Keep the faith Tony.....always be rockin' in the Free World.

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  5. Orphan of the Road5/28/15, 9:31 AM

    Rockfest and rain are like swallows and Capistrano.

    Or perhaps more poetic, buzzards and Hinkley, Ohio

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  6. Oh, sure, it will RUIN the park - just like it did in the past during rain. It never recovered, did it, you nattering nabob of negativism. If there's a party going on, count on TKC to poop it. That's why he's a sad clown.

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  7. Breaking and exclusive news flash! Grass regrows.

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  8. Glenn Rockfest fan and member of Johnny Dare Fan Club5/28/15, 10:11 AM

    Will the lead singer of Papa Roach still be throwing large buckets of his diarrhea on the fans in the first 2 rows as promised?

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  9. Slow news day, eh Tony? You probably already know that 98.9 is required to reseed and sod the area after each Rockfest. But looks like you needed to fill up your post quota for the day.

    BTW, I'm actually with you concerning Whitetrashpollooza. Rock died in 2000.

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  10. You can't have a state if you don't follow the rules. Kansas City Rockfest turning Memorial Park into a shithole is against the rules. These anarchist must be trampled by horses, shot with rubber bullets, teargased, hit with an L-RAD, kettled, arrested and sent to a make shift jail made from an abandoned parking garage at Kemper Arena

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  11. Shut up Orphan you child molester

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  12. It's one day. The other 364 are available for other things. And while you might not like the music?
    Rockfest is - HANDS DOWN - one of the great "people watching" opportunities of all time!

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  13. ROCK ON -- Board rooms and bars are filled with the former badasses chugging Jack Black (not the plump actor) and stoners who had their freaky fun while they were crazy young. So now their grandkiddies are getting theirs on. RELAX -- and stay far away !!

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  14. Douche-fest.

    Summer sale going on at Family..............

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  15. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ for the win ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ u go bear

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  16. Well, the leaders of KC are pretty much whores to allow this to happen on what is supposed to sacred ground

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