TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! JOCO AUTHORITIES REACH OUT TO KANSAS CITY ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON TO HELP PREVENT GOLDEN GHETTO CRIME!!!
In order to keep the area around Overland Park Mall safe and prevent more Johnson County crime, authorities in the suburbs are reaching out to Kansas City's most prolific anti-crime activist Alonzo Washington.
Accordingly . . .
RECENT WORD FROM KANSAS CITY ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON REVEALS THAT HE'S STEPPING UP HIS CRIME FIGHTING EFFORTS THROUGHOUT THE METRO AREA!!!
Here's the message:
Mr. Washington says: "I've warned of the new (suburban crime) trend & warned law abiding Blacks to beware of racial profiling. After the Ferguson, MO mess I vowed to promote more efforts to work with law enforcement in a positive way. I'm pretty shocked that the KCMO top cop & now the OP Police Department have both reached out to me directly to have a open door relationship with them. They both have given me a Bat Phone like way to contact them about anything I see or hear in the community."
Even better, Mr. Washington is earning increasing interest from TV show producers so we might be seeing the notoriety of his efforts increase . . . Which is a good thing according to so many locals who believe the fight against crime deserves more coverage.
In the final analysis, the move by authorities in JoCo and KCMO to seek partnership with Mr. Washington reveals the ongoing change in the communication landscape and the realization that activists can utilize their own resources and social media skill to not only bring their work to the forefront but also help facilitate important collaborations for the benefit of the community.
Developing . . .
If it helps stop the car crime. Good for them. Every week it's somebody new getting their car stolen in my neighborhood. It has got to stop . There needs to be more community outreach in Overland Park even if most people don't want to hear it.
ReplyDeleteAL SHARPTONS LIL BRO
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of worthless spam.
ReplyDeleteThis Alonzo douche is hilarious.
ReplyDelete"They both have given me a Bat Phone like way to contact them about anything I see or hear in the community."
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!!
When you say Ferguson mess, I'm hoping you ment the fack that blacks rioted because a thug lied about "hands up" and a thug died because he tried to steal a cops gun.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say Ferguson mess, I'm hoping you ment the fack that blacks rioted because a thug lied about "hands up" and a thug died because he tried to steal a cops gun.
ReplyDeleteI saw that guy dressed up as Superman jogging over by Bishop Spencer Place yesterday so we likely won't need Batman.
ReplyDeleteDrama queens and their dillusions of grandeur. Fucking get a job already!
ReplyDeleteI liked Alonzo at one time. Then I followed his Twitter account & had the realization that he IS Sharpton's little brother. He blames everyone else for issues within the black community & cries "racism" at the drop of a hat. He thinks he's some awesome crime fighter but all he does is buy into the b.s. he's fed & stirs the pot of racial division.
ReplyDeleteIf he's Sharpton's little brother maybe he can help Al come up with some bucks to pay for the lawsuit he and ComCast are about to lose.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sharpton's been sued for, wait for it, racial discrimination.
Karma can be a tough go!
Thanks Zo for the heads up. I had no idea that where black people are there will be crime. Gee, didn't know that. Hey Nostradamus, what are the winning powerball numbers?
ReplyDeleteZoe been tryins ta git too da bottum of da bajiggity behavyer fo a minet now.
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ReplyDelete"JOCO MENTAL HEALTH AUTHORITIES REACH OUT TO KANSAS CITY ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON!!!"
"In order to keep the area around Overland Park Mall safe.."
And where is Overland Park Mall?
"Kansas City's most proctology-centered activist Alonzo Washington." Specializing in only the most anus of crimes!
"They both have given me a Bat Phone like way to contact them about anything I see or hear in the community." And by "Bat Phone like way" he means he was told to blindfold himself and wing it on over to the insane asylum!
"Even better, Mr. Washington is earning increasing interest from TV show producers.." From the people who brought you Duck Dynasty and now KC Tranny....introducing BAT CRAZY RECTUM ACTIVIST!!!!!!!
Between Glazer and this idiot I am sure real Hollywood types must think we are all a bunch of corn porn pussies.
ReplyDeleteOnly celebrity besotted fools care what Hollywood types think, assuming that they do.
ReplyDeleteAre they trying to contact him to clear up his warrants?
ReplyDeleteBat phone.... Lol.. What a fag, go back to jerking off to comic book Alonzo
ReplyDeleteSo they gave him the non emergency phone number?
ReplyDeleteAlonzo has never prevented a crime, he will snitch for a payday. Pretty sure that hasn't happened!
Bat phone my polar bear ass.....somebody has beat this Jeri Curl Negro over the head with a Baseball Bat.
ReplyDeleteBat phone, now that's some seriously funny shit. Guess Glazer will be his press secretary and TKC will be his gardener.
Now some of you shit heel regulars will realize why the Bear stays drunk. To read this shit without being a total nut job, one has to be dead ass drunk.
Note, that NONE of these claims are from OP or KC. They are statements made by Alonzo. Untill the cow moos I will treat ALL claims by Alono as the bullshit that it is.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you what your "bat phone" is really called alonzo, its the snitch line you raggedy bitch
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