KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES AND CITY COUNCIL SNOWPOCALYPSE FAIL!!!



This morning Kansas City is crashing and sliding across local streets. Traffic is pretty much a mess and while the weather newsies were WRONG and said this was just gonna mostly a dusting. Nevertheless, there's still no reason that 5 inches of snow should shut down a city. Sadly, so many TKC dude denizens realize that 5 inches doesn't impress anybody and that's why they're so pissed off all the time. But I digress . . .

Now . . .

LET'S PLAY THE KANSAS CITY BLAME GAME AND TAG MAYOR SLY AND CITY COUNCIL FOR YET ANOTHER INFRASTRUCTURE FAIL!!!



Better still . . .

CHECK THE TOP FIVE KANSAS CITY CULPRITS FOR MORNING COMMUTE SNOW FAIL!!!

Let's make it hot for this cold-ass morning . . .

THE TOY TRAIN STREETCAR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KANSAS CITY SNOW STORM FAIL!!!


If voters really knew how much this threw off the budget they would move more quickly out of town.

City Hall Stays Losing On Settlements And That's Part Of Snow Fail


Find a reason to sue the city and profit . . . Seriously, it's the closet thing to an ATM and even our Mayor knows this game.

Republican Trickery Is Responsible For Kansas City Snow Losing


Fact: While the Mayor was dancing for the GOP, he wasn't saving cash for local winter streets.

The People Of The Golden Ghetto Must Be Held Accountable For Snow Fail


Spending every last dime this town has on "tin cup urbanism" schemes to bring suburbanites into the urban core for a beer or a cup of coffee has brought this town to the edge of BANKRUPTCY.

Of Course MO DOT Deserves Their Share Of The Blame As Well . . .
Kansas City Kansan: TRAFFIC: Tractor trailer overturns on I-35 near Southwest Boulevard

TKC Public service . . . Here's a link to school closings so that TKC readers will be forced to spend time with their rugrats.

This is a good start . . . As the streets get worse . . . Feel free to share the blame rather than give into silly City Hal PR via the dweebs @ Global Prairie.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Would someone PLEASE pass along the locations of U-Haul Truck rentals to people who do not understand that we are in the "Midwest Climate Zone", which means, it snows in the winter.

    Florida, California are all options for you who aspire for warm winters.

    For the bigots who seem to now own Tony's ass, Alabama and Arkansas await your arrival. Your trailer, cinder blocks, and guns are welcome!

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  2. Lol!

    Most of the folks I know who think like that are nice and snuggsy wuggsy at home with no reason to go out, or don't have to commute.

    So, shhhhhhh.

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  3. This reads like a 13-year-old's LiveJournal rant.

    And indeed...there's the fucking door.

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  4. Blame shitty snow service and crappy streets on your criminal city manager Schulte and PW director. Troy should have been fired years ago, McIntyre should never have been appointed.

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  5. The weather people seem to have called this one. Gary Lezak was just short of "We're doomed! We're doomed," so we had ample warning.

    Humorously, the stores were packed yesterday. I guess people didn't realize this stuffs supposed to melt this weekend.

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  6. Out here in the burbs things are going great. Live in a shit hole and you are bound to get some shit on ya people.

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  7. The roads were fine this morning, wet with a few isolated patches of minor snow cover... It's not the road conditions, it's the assholes who don't know how to drive and end up in the ditch, thus dooming the rest of us to sit in snarled traffic.

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  8. The more I read this blog, the more inaccuracies I find. Apparently your need to clean out your ears and listen to the entire weathercasts. "Dusting" was the first word followed by "through X number of inches". [The X changed as the storm moved closeer.] https://www.facebook.com/fox4morningnews/photos/a.360405333644.157901.56053548644/10152679371488645/?type=1&theater

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  9. Both Greg Bolon and Sherri McIntyre should be fire. He is the biggest jerk in the city and she is in love with him. You figure it out!!

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  10. OK, I 'll bite. by, what logic is it JoCo's fault? We c,ean our streets and those of us who have jobs and drive to them know more workers come INTO JoCo from KCMO than the obverse. As for shopping, Ptui! I never buy in Missouri. What's there that we don't have cleaner and safer and better?

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    1. False. Way way way more ppl commute into kcmo than anywhere else, including joco.

      Facts is facts, rube

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  11. It's God's fault. He is out to freeze our asses off this time. Should we build a giant snow board and put two of each kind of shit heel on it before the big blizzard?

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  12. I chuckle every time Gary Gayzak says "I expect to get one to three inches tonight". Doesn't say much about his boyfriend does it.

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