Today we bring a longstanding tradition to the table once again for Kansas City to gobble up while ignoring family via smartphone.
To wit . . .
LET'S CELEBRATE OUR TKC ANNUAL TURKEY AWARDS GIVEN TO THIS TOWN'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENTS OF THE YEAR!!!
There are so many nominees but more than anybody else these five stand out.
Check it:
The Kansas City Toy Train Streetcar Turned Out To Be A Tragic Biz Killing Turkey
The Downtown construction nightmare continues as economic impact for this mostly flightless bird that's overdone with hype despite a resounding defeat when City Hall could no longer rig the elections.
Mayor Pro Tem Cindy Circo Basically Tells Her Constituents To Stuff It As A Part Time KCP&L PR Gal
The former nail tech might be a power player but her rise to power hasn't come without showing a lot of leg and carving up her reputation.
Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon Has Been Plucked Of His Political Ambition Thanks To The Hot Mess In Ferguson
A columnist aptly notes that "The governor of Missouri used to be a rising national figure. Used to be." Now the guy is just the victim of a great deal of MSM squawking.
Dead Tree Media Can No Longer Serve Up Influential Opinions
This year it finally happened . . . Dead Tree Media had their neck chopped off in Kansas and despite endless opinions and biased reporting . . . All of the efforts of the KC Star couldn't get two empty suits reelected.
Without Question: Council Dude And Pastor Michael Brooks Is Kansas City's Biggest Turkey Given Man-chicken Scandal And Choking Charges At City Hall
For many, it's hard to swallow the fact that this TOTALLY SHAMELESS KANSAS CITY POLITICO still holds office despite so much scandal stuffed down the throats of local voters.
Sadly, this list is by no means comprehensive - Please feel free to suggest your own nominees for Kansas City Turkey Awards!!!
And yet still, despite all of this . . .
WE WISH EVERY TKC READER OUT THERE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
Thank you for reading, we APPRECIATE and remain GRATEFUL for this blog community and Kansas City's last Free Speech Zone.
Happy Thanksgiving T.
ReplyDeleteSo the biggest turkeys of the year include a train that won't really go anywhere, a manicurist with delusions of grandeur and a preacher who shows people pictures of his penis. Jesus, what a town.
ReplyDeleteOnly in KCMO could this also be a "power players" list.
ReplyDeleteAgree with 6:20; What a town!
Happy Thanksgiving TKC....
ReplyDelete.... wait....do Mexicans celebrate Thanksgiving ?
Jr, get your ass up, your dad need another Jack.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your mom and family Tony.
ReplyDeleteDios te bendiga.
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble...BANG!!! Let's eat!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind Cindy up her gaping asshole!
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ReplyDeleteSad news for the TKC gang, Harley JoJo from Red Bridge is on his deathbed. His many charitable contributions (A couple bucks every year into the Salvation Army cup in front of the Dollar Store.) will not be soon forgotten by this city. I was pulling wire, crawling through the ceiling at Dewey, Fuchem and Howe, aka, lawforlife1000.com and overheard the last will and testament of the great man.
PROBATE ATTORNEY: “To Harley’s son Forrest, all the Apartments and condos on the South West corner from Red Bridge Road, south past McDonalds and west to Wornall. To my daughter Chastity *muffled laughter*, City Center square. To my wife Ryder *more laughter* all of the residential buildings just north of the river.
Your Father and husband has bequeathed you a fortune.”
CHASTITY: “Wow mom, we are rich!”
RYDER: “No you ignorant slut, your father had a paper route.”
Biggest Turkey's???
ReplyDeleteSly James
Byron
Greg Hall (Quit because of the comment section? Lame)
Herne Christopher
Nick Wright
Sprint Center (Still no NHL or NBA team)
610 Sports
Dana and Parks (Lame gimmicks. He's a sexist pig and she is a low-information reporter airhead. All in all lame)
Emmanuelle "Beaver" Cleaver
Obama
Illegal Aliens
Ferguson, Mo Terrorist, I mean Protestors
Greg Orman
Paul Davis
Mike Brown
Dwayne Bowe
Billy Butler
DGB
The Ruckus TV Show
Kris Keitz for saying "I DO" to Dana Wright
Blacks and Mexicans ruining once good suburbs
Alonzo Washington
Herne Christopher no doubt a turkey but you forgot his brother in anal sex Glazer.
ReplyDeleteA LOWE FAMILY THANKSGIVING
ReplyDeleteFamily comes over for an hour before chuck starts spewing his racist dogma
Chuck watches football but rails on the inferiority of blacks
Mrs. Lowe is beaten for wanting dark meat
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!!!
9:47
ReplyDeleteIt's a Holiday. Jesus, that's all ya got?
Your Thanksgiving consists of all the guys in the house, taking pictures of their dicks with their cell phones and sending them to their sisters.
Happy Turkey Day you Liberal whack job!
:)
Happy Thanksgiving to all of the TKC denizens.
ReplyDeleteToday is when you get schooled by your smarter, younger and better looking nieces and nephews at the dinner table in front of your whole family.
pretty much on point except Mayor James should be at the top of the list with his toy train.
ReplyDeleteEverybody wants to know Chuck
ReplyDeleteAre you going to beat your wife before or after dinner ?
I thought they cancelled Thanksgiving on account of the freakazoid march? Fuck! Where the hell and I gonna steal a Turkey this late. Screw it I'll loot Golden Corale.
ReplyDeleteI was horrified to think that Councilman Rev Pastor Brooks had a 14 inch Jimmy with the head the size of an apple?
ReplyDeleteCan you show other pictures besides the tongue? I mean the tongie gets the point across but is there others?
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