Kansas City Fact: City Of Fountains FAIL!!!



Over the years our blog community has documented a tragic fact of life for Kansas City and our reputation as a notable city going down the drain.

Remember that Kansas City has expressed a great deal of pride in our "City Of Fountains" moniker.

However, the current budget crisis has closed many fountains, begged for donations for crumbling fountains and constantly warned the city that there isn't money in the budget to maintain the fountains in Kansas City, Missouri.

To add insult to injury, check this list: 15 of the world's most spectacular fountains Like it or not . . .

KANSAS CITY IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND OF THIS GREATEST FOUNTAIN LIST AND THAT REVEALS THIS TOWN'S "CITY OF FOUNTAINS" REPUTATION IS FADING AND MOSTLY A THING OF THE PAST!!!

Meanwhile, most of this town's resources have been wasted on a tiny toy train line.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. The U-Haul reservation is in your name at the Westside facility.

    Soon, you will find a place where you can find happiness.

    It wont have pro sports, seasons, local government, and marathons.

    Bitterville, USA awaits.

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  2. O HEAR MY SORROWFUL LAMENT, OH WHERE CAN I FIND SOLACE AND COMFORT FOR MY UNFULFILLED LIFE IN A LAND I CANNOT LEAVE, YET NO OTHERS BECKON.

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  3. Turn the fountains off. KC doesn't need them. No point in taking pride in this city. Not with the current Mayor.

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  4. Kansas City, City of Fountains

    will now be known as

    Kansas City, City of Squirts

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  5. Kansas City. City ran by worthless niggers.

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  6. I piss in and on the fountains.

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  7. We are a wannabe big city, will not happen ever! Wtf

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  8. City of Cleaver Car Wash.

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