In a scene right out of Brokeback Mountain . . . The Cowboys really do know how to "quit" the NFL's first openly gay player who was a pioneer but still too slow and small to play in the pros: Cowboys release Michael Sam from practice squad
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It's simple. The Cowboys are both racist and homophobic. They should be boycotted. Gay black mediocre player should be given a chance.
ReplyDeleteSam needs to get the cob out of his ass and get with the program.
ReplyDeleteFucking queer NIGGER didn't cut it. Too fucking bad!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLate breaking news: Sam just signed a million dollar deal to appear on the reality show, "Mob Wives". More to cum.....
ReplyDeleteNo one cares if the guy could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
ReplyDeleteHe was slow and small.
That is why he was cut.
damn, I wish o was as special as you are, Tony.
ReplyDeleteOwning my own home and providing for my family precludes following your career path.
The NFL is homophobic. They only drafted him to attempt to look open-minded. None of the teams have had any intention of keeping him around.
ReplyDeleteHe ain't "small" where it counts. Ramming it in and out of my hot bung hole.
ReplyDeleteNews flash, Holder, Sharpton, and Jackson on their way to Dallas.
ReplyDeleteThis has nothing to do with NFL homophobia. This guy played the gay card because he saw it as his best shot to get some good PR despite his shortcomings as a wannabe NFL player. He's as much a disservice to the LGBTQ community as someone that plays the race card to get what they want.
ReplyDeleteWell Sam! Like they say. It ain't who you know. It's who you blow.
ReplyDeleteWOULD YOU LIKE GAY SEX AND PORN?
ReplyDeleteI DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE GAY SEX AND PORN.
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GAY SEX AND PORN.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THEN WITH A GERBIL?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A GERBIL.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GAY SEX AND PORN.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
WOULD YOU EAT ME IN A BOX?
WOULD YOU EAT ME WITH SOME LOX?
NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH SOME LOX.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A GERBIL.
I WOULD NOT EAT YOU HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT YOU ANYWHERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT GAY SEX AND PORN.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
EAT THEM! EAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE.
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN A TREE!
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE.
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH SOME FOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A GERBIL.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GAY SEX AND PORN.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU PULL A TRAIN?
NOT PULL A TRAIN! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE!
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A BOX.
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH SOME LOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT EAT GAY SEX AND PORN.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE DARK?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE DARK.
WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN THE RAIN?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK. NOT PULL A TRAIN.
NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM, YOU SEE.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN A BOX.
NOT WITH A GERBIL. NOT WITH SOME LOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
YOU DO NOT LIKE GAY SEX AND PORN?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A GOAT!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?
I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT.
I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH SOME LOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A GERBIL.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO NOT LIKE GAY SEX AND PORN!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.
TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.
TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.
SAM! IF YOU LET ME BE,
I WILL LET YOU MARRY MEN. AND YOU MAY HAVE A TRYOUT, SEE?
(... and he tries out ...)
SAM! YOU ARE SMALL AND PUNY, AS WE THOUGHT! NO WAY IN HELL YOUR CONTRACT'S BOUGHT! THE COWBOY TEAM NEEDS NOT YOUR END, SO PACK YOUR FUDGE BACK TO MISSOURI, THE LONE STAR STATE WILL NOT YOU CURRY.
11:01 you are one seriously fucked up dude.
ReplyDeleteCarry on, love it !