Coming Soon: The Horrible Kansas City Crossroads Hipster Grocery Store

This new grocery store will offer a small variety of horrible local items at high prices, check for more deets or just wait for a desperate local condo real estate agent to repost on FB for the next 6 months: Helzberg's Crossroads building will become a grocery store - Kansas City Business Journal

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  1. Local Hoodrat10/1/14, 3:35 PM

    Will they take an EBT card for all these artisanal sundries?

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  2. Only if the spicy fresh locally-sourced arugula is breaded and deep fat fried, 3:35

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  3. Hmmm? A small local business opening in a certain district near a certain supposedly "toy" ammenity that is already doing exactly what actual professionals in the feild who have seen actual data said it would? Fucking shocker, the urban planners of Tonys johnson county, with their apparently limtiless leisure hours to whine and cry on the internet are proven wrong again by actual business people who mak actual decisions based on actual real shit, not on shreiking and hyperbole? Say it ain't so...

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  4. The Truth and Nothing But The Truth10/1/14, 5:03 PM

    4:31 please share what ever it is you'er on because to think like that it has to me some dynomite shit.

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  5. I am a mindless Tony denizen. Should I hate and be bitter about this as well. There is so much to he angry about, I find it hard to keep up.

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  6. I wish them well, but opening is not the same as succeeding.

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  7. Well fuck a duck. Mensa boy at 4:31 reads articles about hipster grocery stores. News flash - that toy hipster tourist train hasn't even been built yet, so STFU.

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  8. Do all that disagree, get called "Mensa Boy"?

    Do you get called "Anonymous"?, or is it, "Get a pair".

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  9. Yes. Any idiot who supported the streetcar project is automatically called a Mensa Boy. Glad to clarify that for ya. It's become a pop culture noun of sorts here in KC, Mensa Boy.

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    1. Haha. Okay, trendsetter!

      Are you sure you aren't just an unintentional self-parody on an internet blog frequented by a handful of maladjusted low information suburban white male victimhood addicts?

      Because that's what everyone itrw thinks.

      "Pop culture noun of sorts..." Ahahaha! Too fucking cute.

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  10. sustainability analyst... WTF is that?

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  11. 4:31 you talking about that hipster selling T-shirts out of the back of a van ?

    Yeah. That's some cutting edge fucking marketing for sure.

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  12. No LoMinqua, you may not shop there on Mondays.

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  13. We need a Save-A-Lot at that location.

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  14. Rave on, Mensa boy @ 8:37. But your mommy said you need to go to bed.

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    1. Good one Trendsettah! Is mommy goes to bed a "kind if pop culture noun around here" now too, since you will cut and paste it 40000 times on overt TJC article about zomg toy train boondoggles?

      I see CLEVARKC is really setting the clevar bar high here in the hurf durf retardo-nets.

      Really impressive.

      Tell us about how the hipster/renter/slave owners called you names again. I love that one.

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  15. It'll be the most expensive groceries in town.

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  16. "Because that's what everyone itrw thinks."

    Everyone knows everyone does not think alike, Mensa boy.

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  17. Mensa boy is hurf dufing early this morning. Suppose he got lucky last night?

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  18. Shut up and go to Aldi's.

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