Kansas City is overjoyed with a minor victory and right now we can't help but join the local celebration.
However . . .
CHECK THE TOP FIVE REASONS TO IGNORE THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS WILDCARD WINNING!!!
This isn't reactionary hateraton . . . Remember that a TOP TKC INSIDER told us the team was gonna be pretty good at the outset of the season.
Instead this list should serve as a guide for fans who want to continue local winning ways rather than peak prematurely with a relatively minor improvement in the grand scheme of things.
To wit . . .
HERE ARE THE TOP FIVE REASONS KANSAS CITY ROYALS FANS MUST IGNORE THE WILDCARD VICTORY!!!
Here we go . . .
The Season Isn't Over Yet
Seriously, so much fanboy jubilation basically forgets that the last couple of games are really important and there could be even more cause for celebration.
Politicos Are Already Trying To Take Credit For This One
Jackson County taxpayers have provided elected officials with access and, tragically, a great forum to push their message amid crowds that just want to hear cheering from anybody . . . .
Playoff Jinx
The current level of Kansas City Wildcard cheering is simply unsustainable. Just like KC ruins every white player with overwrought and undying support, this latest development could be killed by fanboy smothering.
Kansas City Royals Ownership Should Really Be Ashamed
Making the playoffs after so many years of post-season drought should really be an embarrassment for Kansas City and not a time for partying. The lack of a competitive baseball team in Kansas City for more than a generation reminds us of broken promises, empty hype and so many longstanding complaints.
Kansas City Has Changed Since '85 And Fanboy Partying Is A Much More Dangerous Proposition Nowadays
This one is more important than the rest . . . Royals partying is a public safety concern given that Sept. has been the bloodiest month in Kansas City so far this year as most of the Summer was spent dealing with fighting mobs in local entertainment districts across the metro.
For these reasons and so many more . . . Kansas City might want to play it cool rather than treat this event like a World Series Win.
Check the links . . . .
KMBC: The Kansas City Royals defeated the White Sox in Chicago on Friday night, securing their first postseason appearance since 1985.
ESPN: The last time the Royals made it to the playoffs, George Brett led Kansas City to a World Series victory over St. Louis in 1985.
USA Today: That Royals win, along with the Minnesota Twins’ win over the Detroit Tigers means that Kansas City is one game back with two to play. But never mind that.
KCTV5: Party like it's 1985! Kansas City Royals secure playoff berth
Fox4: Kansas City secured at least a wild card and ended the longest active postseason drought among the major North American sports leagues.
Fox Sports: George Brett watches from close distance as Royals strive for glory
Sporting News: Police in Kansas City ready for the Royals' celebration
Developing . . .
Don't hate, participate. And George was my season highlight.
ReplyDeleteMAYBE THEY CAN SEND SOME THEIR LUCK ACROSS THE STREET TO THE OTHER STADIUM
ReplyDeleteTony,
ReplyDeleteIt's all perspective. Why not focus on the good that surrounds us everyday? The light is shining on our city and revealing the truth of KC Royals and their ability to succeed.
Enjoy the win and see the glass half full, instead of always seeing the negative and seeing the glass half empty.
If you can't take time to enjoy this, I feel really sorry for you.
ReplyDeleteTony stays losing.
I just don't understand why you can't enjoy this. Have fun with it...you might like it.
ReplyDeleteREASON 6: We have more niggers than in 1985 and this batch is more feral.
ReplyDeleteARGHH!!!! @()!@*)$)&!@$&*()#$!!! BAAHHH HUMMMM BUGGGG!!!!!!
ReplyDelete9:23 why don't you compare the lineups of 1985 and 2014. think you'll find your wrong.
ReplyDeleteBut he is wrong in so many ways.
DeleteAwww! Somebody is having trouble swallowing their enormous serving of crow!
ReplyDeleteBlacks are avoiding baseball in record numbers.
ReplyDeleteI thought everybody knew that.
Any excuse to over-indulge in drinking and mindless, wild partying is good enough for us. Royals have no real shot at winning.
ReplyDeleteAs I said earlier, the Royals have to go all the way if nothing else to prove that God Damn fucking Glazer wrong. Make that loud mouth rat snitch eat crow dipped in cat shit. Hallelujah and may the piss from a dozen drunk Royals fans lands in his open mouth if he tries to speak out in lies again.
ReplyDeleteI think we need to bring in the fountain lady and that gent from korea.
ReplyDeleteYou are such a negative person. I follow you blog because it is sometimes a good way to find news that isn't widely talked about in Kansas City.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure why people like you can't take positives with negatives. To you everything is negative, a scandal, or some other negative spin.
Please take a step back, look at what makes you so negative and work on fixing that. You may find you are a happier person if you can enjoy the things you are supposed to enjoy.
You'd be negative too, if you were a fat fuck with no real career living in your mothers basement.
Delete1034 - it is a common technique among media outlets. controversy sells, always has always will. enjoy the tidbits of news that you can't find anywhere else, and add thoughtfully to the comments if you like, but don't expect much to change.
ReplyDeleteIm new here.who is this glazer fella? i was also surprised to see that kc had a major league baseball team..who knew?
ReplyDeleteAbout this Glazer fella, do your inquiries have anything to do with the cut of his jib?
DeleteOr his stance on unsolicited bulk email?
Delete1047 i hear he is some local that knows something about football but is a little lost about baseball... seems he loathes this city, i hear he has a friend some guy named tony. they hang out and bash kc over tacos and beer.
ReplyDeletePlease. Everything is horrible here and we are all mainly waiting to die under the yoke of our oppressors in this godforsaken hell of misery and despair.
ReplyDeleteNow get started being miserable.
This is the first damn post where the haters appear to be overwhelmed. I like it.
ReplyDeleteThe guy using it as an opportunity to race bait, go back behind your dark curtains and wait for a cum post to respond to.
You can't fault with a rainbow Paco. In that, you will age before your years.
@9:23...I wonder if that is the case in ten or twenty years. Look at all the stories about football. It's not about the sport anymore it's about domestic violence, it's about child abuse, it's about the government forcing a private company to change it's nickname.
ReplyDeleteBut it's not about the sport.
Now stories coming out that fewer and fewer young people are watching the NFL. So football might be a sport on the decline pretty soon.
Were do all the blacks in the hood who are not 6'5 or higher go to play?
Do they all go to soccer? American blacks don't play that. Do they go back to Boxing? Or flock to MMA.
Just some food for thought.
I check in on this site occasionally to hopefully reaffirm my belief that people are basically positive and hopeful. Up until this post, I was always disappointed.
ReplyDeleteMy wife attends to cancer patients that have a more healthy attitude than you do.
But you go on catering to the bigots, the rape-cum pervs, the self-loathing bitch, and the other assorted socially challenged wing nuts and ask yourself in a year, "am I ANY happier"? Or, better yet, "have I done one thing to make some one else happier?"
!2:01 like they say everyone has an asshole and an opinion to go with it. Happy to see your wife does good work which is nice since it appears you're as big an asshole as the ones you claim to see hanging in here. By the way the door to leave is over that way------>
ReplyDeleteWell its not easy to have a blog when you're mad at the world I guess.
ReplyDeleteI'm not, so I wouldn't know what that's like, but it must suck.
Without TKC there would be no place where you could anonymously bitch about TKC.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Bret got it right last night. What the Royals have accomplished so far is good, but the team is far from achieving greatness.
ReplyDeleteThe plague is that the Royals are too damn inconsistent and can not afford to go up against world class teams playing like they are having hot flashes. A world series does not go to the luckiest team.
Kansas City, like every other big city in America, is IMMENSELY safer than it was in 1985, you fucking moron.
ReplyDeleteOMG, 1217 is the SELF LOATHING GUY.
ReplyDeleteLive with the reality the haternation is what it is; a dire dark place with no happiness where the hero is a bigoted bear avatar.
Really sorry to mess up the flow of your hate.
Watching the backpedalling and crow eating in this town right now is the most fun I've ever had here.
ReplyDeleteWait til the streetcar line opens, exceeds ridership expectations and CONTINUES to attract development. The fucking howling from this hatespace for backwards ass crybaby white boys will be months of fun.
Pass around what you're smoking, Urban Edge Boy! And you fucked up my latte last time.
DeleteI saw one of Sly's NE blonds post WE WON.
ReplyDeleteYet never saw her take a swing or the field.
Perhaps they have their Yost infection under control.
OH,i fucked it up more than you'll ever know but you still drank it..come again.
ReplyDeletePeople do not spend time on this blog because they are well adjusted, positive people.
ReplyDeleteJaysus you are a fucking downer. And I hate fucking everything, so for me to write that--you gots to be fucked up dude.
ReplyDeleteTKC without Byron the fucking lying sheep fucker, would be such a nicer place to be.
ReplyDeleteYost Infection is pretty damned funny.
ReplyDeleteYost is 2 games away from being manager of the year. Even with the wildcard he should be one of the front runners.
With a bullpen like the Royals, hell, Tony could do as well as Yost. Infection he is.
DeleteRight 318. Professionals would look forward to the opportunity to show up and play for someone with Tony's attitude. Oh, and his communication skills, as well.
ReplyDeleteTony does not have the attention span to be able to put his cell phone down for 30 minutes without convulsing.
Remember that a TOP TKC INSIDER told us the team was gonna be pretty good at the outset of the season.
ReplyDeleteSo, on September 27, you can pretty much say whatever you desire?
Right, you would not have crapped all over them with glee had they missed the playoffs.
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Yost does have a fantastic bullpen, the best in the majors.
ReplyDeleteHe also has a pop-gun offense that is dead last in home runs and doesn't take walks
Tony LaRussa he ain't.
Tactically he plays more checkers to LaRussa's chess, but he's got to get some credit for the guys playing hard for him and the clubhouse atmosphere he helps create.
He's a good manager, not a great one.
none of your opinions can be even considered until we get to hear what the king has to say about this team.he is almost always dead on the money
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ReplyDeleteTony Botello
The bitch and bitcher.
Sheesh.
Poll:
ReplyDelete32% say royals playoff bound
53% say royals World Series bound
13% say royals won't make it
Source: GSE proxy fan advisors
Polled April 31, 2014
I read that also- very credible - they have to have 10,000 voters to publish - margin of error + or - 3%
ReplyDelete"A world series does not go to the luckiest team."
ReplyDeleteTes it does---see 1985
also 2011.
ReplyDeleteRoyals Playoffs = 1 and done !
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is the big deal about.
Fucking loser Kansas City fans continue their record.
Well Royals win more than that stuck up Jennifer Jo Cobb does from KCK as Nascar Truck driver. That fridged bitch race in and race out never fails to finish way too many laps down to the rest of the field. But like Byron she as well isn't smart enough to know how stupid she looks all the time. Hell both such losers probably related.
ReplyDelete6:29... lol... Exactly how did this get polled on April 31?
ReplyDeleteRoyals fans are so used to losing that they throw a World Series win party for a team that gets a try at a one game wild card playoff.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of fucking losers.
So...they made the wild card playoff. Big fucking deal.
They've lost more games in 10 years than they lost in the previous 30 years.
Absentee Billionaire owner, POS GM and the worst manager in the AL. Let's celebrate!
Royals fans are so fucking desperate that they'd be happy with a .500 record.
How's that Royal blue kool-aid taste?
Good things are happening in KC. It must be killing Tony to see them happen.
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