Tuesday, September 02, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! COMPLAINTS EMERGE OVER WIDESPREAD GOOGLE FIBER OUTAGE IN SOUTH KANSAS CITY!!!



Not even the very best things in Kansas City run perfectly.

And despite overall rave reviews, it's important for Kansas City denizens to realize . . .

GOOGLE FIBER SOMETIMES GOES OUT TOO!!! RIGHT NOW AROUND SOUTH KANSAS CITY INTERNETS DENIZENS DON'T LIKE THE CURRENT GOOGLE FIBER DOWN TIME!!!

Here's the note that was just sent our way:

"Are you aware that Google Fiber has been out in the Lea Manor (near Rockhurst HS) area of KC since Saturday night? No TV, No Internet, No Answers. People who think Time-Warner's customer service is bad should give Google's a whirl. They prefer contact by e-mail and chat, which is pretty hard when the internet is down."



Again, the reality here is that Google Fiber hasn't sparked a brand new economy in Kansas City but it's hella fast and pretty much coveted by most Kansas City residents who want to do cool stuff like video or gaming and I've heard their TV service is basically the best thing exists in any market place.

We're more than prepared to blame failing Kansas City infrastructure overall for challenges that face Google, especially given that South KC is pretty much a wasteland and mostly neglected by the past 3 Mayoral Administrations.

But even the very best must endure challenges . . . Especially in Kansas City.

Developing . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Four day outage?

Google delivering ice cream sammich's to customers to try to placate and sooth?

Anonymous said...

Google will likely not even bother to tell them to go fuck themselves. Google has as much customer service as a paper sack.

Anonymous said...

Caution- Google at Work

Your company has been digging in my parent's neighborhood. During the process, more than 3 gas lines have been hit, lawns have been torn up and have not been corrected to the original condition, and citizens have been pouring into Lenexa city hall. Your company needs to get this problems under control. It would be awesome if you could not burn down their house down or blow up Post Oak Farm's subdivision.

Miss Sweetie Pie in way back time... 1974 said...

Mr. Tony,
My fiber is super slow!! today.

Miss Sweetie Pie in way back time... 1974 said...

Mr. Tony,
My fiber is super slow!! today.

I Crap Freely said...

My fiber works great I had it at breakfast and took a really great shit in just the past hour.

Anonymous said...

the real TRUTH about and advertising company trying to provide customer service, you were warned.

I cantz chat wiff out the internez said...

So the person bitching abut chat/email customer service being impossible when internet is down.....you got a flip phone from 2002? I assume you probably have a smart phone? Try using that fr email and chat....dumb fuck.

Anonymous said...

Called them. Got a human in under a minute. No big deal. I'd still be on hold with TWC.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you hire Comcast employees

Polar Bear said...

Beware of the Trojan Google Bunny !

Anonymous said...

At minimum CK can brag about the futuristic Googleistic fiber hung on telephone poles.

Anonymous said...

I never ever have a problem contacting Google by telephone. They are very helpful, even when it's usually my fault that I can't work my tv.

Anonymous said...

When these stupid negative posts turn out to be big nothings, does Pablo ever think, I have the largest negative nacy in the region, and anyone with a bitch is likely to come to me?"

Don't answer that.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, in NKC, city council approves free gigabit internet for everyone.

Anonymous said...

what kind of retard calls Google when their TV doesn't work? You, obviously.

Anonymous said...

Yes. That is true. It was an aspect issue last time.

JetRanger said...

Ya'll should just get that NEW internets service that came out, its much better !!! its called "internets" - George Bush company started it, cough, cough, cough, hack !