THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA ART FAIR 2014 AND KANSAS CITY CREATIVE CLASS PERFORMANCE ARTIST DOLLAR DANCER!!!



The Kansas City Plaza Art Fair 2014 is probably the premier event of the weekend.

It's important for locals to escape debate about NFL beat downs, the failing Royals, a miserable Chiefs season in the works, escalating local violence along with two Kansas City shootings already for Saturday night in addition to more metro murder to conclude the year.

We took a few pictures of the event which is really about people watching rather than for looking at artwork.

Here's a local construction company partying it up in high style . . .



Lots of people to see but these well-coiffed Plaza denizens proved rather interesting . . .



However, what really garnered a lot of attention was a performance artist camped out and collecting cash for just a couple of dance steps a dollar at a time.



A question for tonight inspired by a keen observation from a friend I ran into at this Kansas City artsy gathering . . .

IS THIS KANSAS CITY CREATIVE CLASS BROAD ANY DIFFERENT FROM A STRIPPER DANCING FOR DOLLARS?!?!?

Realizing that postmodern art is really just about creating a different context for creativity . . . This work could inspire locals to realize that twerking for cash could be a more impressive talent than most acknowledge given that the broad in question isn't showing a lot of skin but still seems to be cleaning up by amusing the middle-class denizens and visitors to this celebration.



Like it or not, this cutesy broad probably has a better education than most denizens of this blog and at the very least she's making Plaza interlopers pay for their ignorance about art.

Here's a clip of the young woman in action . . .



And all of this has inspired tonight's playist . . .



As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.

Comments

  1. Don't be a hater. She's cute. Once the train gets going. she should clean up.

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  2. She is cute but still in school so not more educated than me.

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  3. Blaz Tavers, local art critic/gadfly9/20/14, 6:50 PM

    Yes, I would certainly agree that it is the first event of the weekend.

    Whether it is in fact the "Premier" event depends on whether that guy selling the arial shots of Arrowhead has a booth this year.

    And yes, I do pronounce "Premier" like "Prem-E-ay"... because I am cultured and don't care who knows it.

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  4. The Flash Mob bullshit certainly has gone away, since it was pretty well bullshit in the first place.

    Remember how FLASH MOBS scared away a fabric store?

    Good times

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  5. Used to be an elite upscale cultural art show event it's pretty much just an over commercialized carnival these days.

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  6. KC Billboard9/20/14, 7:27 PM

    Most "performance artists" are not worthy of handing your cash over to, and in regards to this young woman playing "statue"....that's just silly!!


    THE SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST

    Tina Turner--Private Dancer

    Meghan Trainor--All About That Bass---you're repeating yourself with this one, and it's still not going to win!

    OutKast--Hey Ya!---irreverent retro video relying more on nostalgia than actual superior music and lyrics. Pass.

    Jennifer Lopez--Booty---45-yr old scantily clad Lopez seeks to exploit herself with a slickly produced video that's all about sex and almost nothing to do with music.

    Pharrell Williams--Happy---this is another repeat, and in the same vane as Trainor's Fat Bass..."hey everybody's cool"!!


    ........and the WINNER by a clear mile, is........TINA TURNER!!!!!
    Tina Turner's Private Dancer is the only song listed here which is not a gimmicky tool, and features an artist actually singing with talent.

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  7. Yes Zelda, it’s deep. Deep performance art that the average visionless, uncultured, knuckle-dragging native CKer can’t see or understand. Only your transplanted fellow millennial peers from liberal art schools in Oregon and Wisconsin can understand your art and your statement. Zelda, it must feel good that you can stand motionless on a crate for your much-needed attention while your expenses and rent is being payed for by Mommy and Daddy VanNasalthroop

    Congrats Zelda, you win the September 2014 CKMO “LOOOOOK AT MEEEEEE” Award. Yes, we see you.

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  8. Darren Wilson wishes, wishes so much that there were cameras.

    Fuck Ferguson grifter cunts.

    http://topconservativenews.com/2014/09/shock-video-of-mob-attack-in-st-louis/

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  9. i like her, she is hawt.

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  10. There were 1400 black on white rapes this year.

    Our media, ABC,CBS, NBC, The New York Times our entire idea, of what we have all believed in, is a fucking lie.

    The black on white violence seen here in just September, is not only an indictment of the heretofore mentioned media vehicles, it is a sentence of death for children who believe in the rule of law, paved streets, medicine that works and the continuation of the Judeo/Chrisitan ethos and social contract that drove our European parents to provide this America we have.

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  11. The actual truth of the black on white civil war, that, with it's agate, cold, purpose, kills whites while the Main Stream Media ignores the blood, the bodies and promotes new movies like "Selma" and pretends, pretends, preteneds, pretends that blacks won WW2, saved the Manhatten project, created and authored inventions, which, in truth, were created by whites, is a sick, sick, sick, sick suicide, engendered by Democrats who seek sinicure by way of those who vote for a living.

    Here is the thing you stupid fucking cunts, just like in South, Africa, where blacks, as in Zimbabwe, now rule, and, as in Detroit, you are NOTHING, seriously, wiith few exceptions, you are shit fucks who live off of the work and sweat of an America, created by white people.

    You are filth, your kids, matriculated into an entitlement society, are filth who in no way contribute.

    As American dies, we will, no doubt, carry your miserable scumbag useless, brain dead ass until we all die.

    White people are cowards.

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  12. Again, let me post this URL.

    The GODDAMN FUCKING LIES THAT THE FED TELLS US ABOUT CRIMINALITY AND WHO COMMITS THE CRIMES IS NOT JUST A FUCKING GODAMN FUCKING DISGRACE WITH RESPECT TO WHAT WE ALL GREW UP WITH AS WHAT WE ALL THOGHT THE 4TH ESTATE WOULD TELL US.

    THEY ARE FUCKING LIARS!!!!

    CHECK THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. WHITE PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS AND KILERS!!!!

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  13. The Federal Government, is now a paymaster for a slow motion voter fraud demographic that seeks to take middle class cash and stick it in foreign born, EBT, welfare, section 8 fucks who wil ensure Democratic sinecure for the rest of your life.

    Look up, come on, gimme a minute, look up, Chanon Christian and Cristpher Newsome.

    Eat the ice cream, wear the t shirt, see the movie.

    Oh yeah, thats right, the sounds of there horrifice deaths are drowned out by the "No Justice NO Peace" fucks in Ferguson.

    Fuck Michale Brown.

    I hope he is sucking the Devil's Cock in Hell.

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  14. It's ok if you are a nigger and like to kill white people.

    If you are white and you call a knuckle dragging, porch monkey a nigger you are called a racist.

    Which is worse ? Being dead or calling a nigger a nigger ?

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  15. "IS THIS KANSAS CITY CREATIVE CLASS BROAD ANY DIFFERENT FROM A STRIPPER DANCING FOR DOLLARS?!?!?"

    When she jumps on my pump handle and does a lap dance I can answer that. Until then the answer is yeah, plenty of difference.

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  16. Looks like a gay old time at the broke back fountain on the Gaza !

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  17. What ever happened to the"performance artist" whose scene was lying on the floor at Costco in a body bag?
    Real cutting edge KCMO stuff!
    Has his application for a $500,000 grant been approved.
    If not, head for city hall.

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  18. I was there all day. Cheap beer good food lots of family stuff. Tony you're full of shit. Grow the fuck up loser.

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  19. Id fuck that chick with the stripes in her ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

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  20. i would give her a dollar and then feel good about myself!!!

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  21. I would give her a giant quilted penis from Tony.

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  22. Jesus, the CK hater squad is having an unusually exciting Saturday night. You guys are on here every day of the week, and it does get old. But tonight you're foaming at the mouth and going SCREAMING MAD ALL-CAPS berserk and completely insane. Y'all need to get out of town and have a cross-burning or whatever it is that floats your boat.

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  23. No fooling 1148. Gets old, but it gets Tony his hits.

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  24. People having fun. No wonder they are crapped on by the Tony elite.

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  25. The TKC elite WTf?

    bwahahahahahahhaaha!

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  26. I heard someone yesterday call the Plaza Art Fair "Santa-Cali-Gon for people who think they're rich and cultured." BINGO!

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  27. I like that gal. Reminds me of the days when "flash mob" meant a handful of youth like her spontaneously dancing, not a mob causing mayhem and destruction. She also looks young. Perhaps she is a "teen", meaning age between 13-19, not...oh well, you know.

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  28. Ha! Perfect at 7:56.

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  29. Blaz Tavers, local art critic/gadfly9/21/14, 8:21 AM

    Here's a handy measurement to use when discerning whether "art" has any merit.

    Ask oneself if the "artist" was a butterhogg or even really mildly obese would their "art" be garnering any interested attention, or in fact would folks be telling her to quit the fucking nonsense.

    If the answer is the latter then what you've got is more in line with stripping...as in, the nonsense poseur-ing is only being tolerated because of a possible reveal of skin.

    You're welcome.

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  30. True. Whether performance art or old fashioned 2d visual art, most need to be told what is to be appreciated. This is because most have no real spark of life in their souls and are mindless parroting puppet followers. However, their are social cues these zombies have been trained to recognize, namely if the "artist" looks unhealthily thin or in any way a social miscreant, his work is to be appreciated.

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  31. Yes Zelda, it’s deep. Deep performance art that the average visionless, uncultured, knuckle-dragging native CKer can’t see or understand. Only your transplanted fellow millennial peers from liberal art schools in Oregon and Wisconsin can understand your art and your statement. Zelda, it must feel good that you can stand motionless on a crate for your much-needed attention while your expenses and rent is being payed for by Mommy and Daddy VanNasalthroop

    Congrats Zelda, you win the September 2014 CKMO “LOOOOOK AT MEEEEEE” Award. Yes, we see you.

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  32. baby let me sperm your cankles9/21/14, 3:26 PM

    I'd like to rub my dick up and down those big muscular legs and cum on those bovine calves and cute feet!!!!

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