Thursday, September 04, 2014

Reconsidering Kansas City Cuddling For Hire



Last month we talked about Kansas City cuddling for hire services cropping up all over town in the aftermath of mainstream media reports.

The service seems to appeal to more than a few lonely souls, and now another local news group picks up on the action:

KCUR: Cuddles For Sale In Kansas City

Deets:

At "cuddle houses," you can pay a stranger to cuddle with you--it's supposed to be a form of touch therapy. Professional cuddling has set up shop in Wisconsin, New York and has now come to Kansas City.

Again, cuddling sessions seems like something that TKC would rather avoid . . . However, this service might be good reference to share with people after who you'd rather not touch.

More in a bit . . .

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to cuddle Matt Stewart's dick in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

what are the rules regarding boners? there has to be a policy

Anonymous said...

Does the handjob cost extra?

Anonymous said...

Are there happy endings?

Anonymous said...

Why pay that kind of money for a half assed woodie rub when you get the happy ending from hookers and the vice squad?

Anonymous said...

Your illustration is very misleading - cuddling is specifically non-sexual. And apparently getting hugged is only good if you get it from a hot chick.

As for the rest of your commenters, thanks for perpetuating the stereotype that all men are sex-crazed animals who can't control themselves, and don't want/need affection and tenderness.