MUST SEE!!! MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY HIPSTER LATE NIGHT STREET CONCERT ON BROADWAY OUTSIDE THE BLARNEY STONE!!!
It's been quite awhile since we've seen a music clip that accurately captures the scuzzy spirit of Midtown Kansas City quite so perfectly.
Accordingly . . .
CHECK THE MUST SEE MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY HIPSTER CONCERT OUTSIDE THE BLARNEY STONE!!!
Take a peek ...Days N' Daze @ Outside The Blarney Stone KCMO
It's not exactly social protest but it's angry, artsy, probably drunk and seems appropriate for an extended holiday weekend.
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Don't quit your day jobs. If any.
ReplyDeleteBlame the parents. Who are these idiots? The only thing that makes sense is that they are so desperate to have idiot spawn out of their immediate circle that they’re willing to ship them off to someplace 1,000 miles from home.
ReplyDeleteDad: Son. Well, we wanted you to hear it from us in person: we’re cutting you off. The check we just gave you will cover you for six months.
Son: But, Buh…
Mom: Dear, not six months like you’re used to, with a $3,000 apartment and those $8 soy lattes. Six months in a share, drinking regular coffee. If you want nicer than that, you’ll have to find a job.
Son: I have a job.
Dad: Son, playing a washboard in this pretend band thing is not a job. It’s how you avoid a job.
Son: Buh, but …
Mom: Son. It’s our fault, too. We enabled this delusional state of yours for way, way too long. College is over. Start a business, find a job, or go back to school on your own dime. Those student loans cannot be discharged in bankruptcy, either.
Dad: Kiddo, a lot of your friends are out there earning a living. And, yes, some of them are miserable. They went to college and, frankly, people like me, who won’t leave our jobs and open up some space for the young, are keeping them trapped slinging cafe au laits and running registers at Target and such. You’ve pissed through about $75,000 of our money so far on this three-year bender of yours, and it stops today.
Mom: If you want to move back home, well, that’s okay. But there will be rules. You will be required to pay rent, do chores, stick to a curfew.
Son: Buh, buh, buh I’m not a little kid.
Mom and Dad: Yes. You are. Look at you. You look like you got dressed during a sugar high. That mustache is ridiculous. You aren’t DOING anything with your life except pissing it away. And we won’t help you do that anymore.
This is what happens when your band isn't even good enough for the Union.
ReplyDeleteCompare http://youtu.be/IDHHXJIrv4c
ReplyDeleteI like'em, they got talent!
ReplyDeleteIt's got a good beat and you can dance to it. No, seriously...how do people like this survive? There is no decent business that would hire any of them the way they look. Tragic.
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