MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA APPLE IPHONE 6 LINE-UP TONIGHT!!!



Kansas City techies are lined up for the new iPhone 6 tonight on the Country Club Plaza.

Lots of excitement over this KICK-ASS product of Chinese slave labor.



The mood is festive as Kansas City prepares for art fest that starts tomorrow afternoon . . .



Here's a quick video we took of the line-up . . .



Hopefully, we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate, discourse, our share of hateration and lots of good stuff for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!

Comments

  1. How many people are in line tony, whats the word from the street

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  2. 2 dozen lonely, lonely geeks.

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  3. Better than than Microsoft phone cortana crap.

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  4. Hurf Durfer likes the Amazon Fire to stalk Smartkc folks.

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  5. Bring in the horses, clear the sidewalk, keep moving people, keep moving... push them east towards the fountain then corral them and pepper spray them.

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  6. better title:

    KANSAS CITY COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA IPHONE FLASH MOB!

    c'mon TKC, this has got to be racist somehow!

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  7. Those aren't techies! A real techie wouldn't be found dead with an i(diot)Phone on him!

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  8. Apple-ites are so fucking annoying: get a life.

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  9. Taking the definition of losers to a whole new level. The dumbing down of the world is frightening.

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  10. A line full of EARLY-RISERS, SELF-STARTERS and yep, HARDCHARGERS.

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  11. I-phoners, hipsters, and niggers..... three categories of douche, shit stain and liberal.

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