CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS EARLY SEASON KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 41-14 BLOWOUT!!!



Before this post we cancelled an essay about false hope, broken Catholicism and American corporate marketing delusion because it was just too damn depressing for a final post of the day even if it did pretty much sum up every thing that happened throughout the past 24 hours in this wicked little town.

Let's just focus on tonight's contest . . . Early in the season the Kansas City Chiefs establish their dominance in games that don't really count for much.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY STAYS WINNING IN AN EPIC BLOWOUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT FOR MUCH!!!

Also . . .

CELEBRATE THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS WINNING AGAINST A WASHED UP QUARTERBACK WITH A GLORIFIED NFL 2ND STRING QB!!!

Really, here's the only thing interesting that happened during the game . . .

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SAFETY HUSAIN ABDULLAH EARNS TOUCH PENALTY FOR TOUCHDOWN MUSLIM PRAYER!!!

Take a look: Chiefs safety Husain Abdullah penalized for post-touchdown prayer
And then there's this sign of mutual respect for our fellow mankind: Group of Chiefs Fans Taunt Patriots Fan at Arrowhead Stadium (Video)
And one more notice about loud middle-class white people: Again? Kansas City Chiefs fans set another world record for crowd noise - GeekWire
Now . . .

Just a few insights because you d-bags ALWAYS think you know more about football amid the early season and then realize that I'm right at the busted and heartbreaking conclusion. Also, we'll accept any challenge to go negative on this local pro-sports given that it's a game based on extorting BILLIONS from broke-ass people to subsidize the hobby or billionaires and their petite bourgeoisie minions.

Here we go:

- Alex Smith is overrated. This passing game was more about luck than skill which is kind of impressive until it's not. Time and again he has proven ineffective in the clutch and this game was basically just a glorified practice session.

- Once again Kansas City gives into hype . . . This game doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things but it might as well be the Super Bowl as far as drunken fanboys are concerned. In fairness, the celebratory vibe makes it far easier to pick up loose women than a cold, brutal look at the minor league game.

- The Patriots are known for blowing these early season games and then going on to Super Bowl victory whereas the Chiefs are infamous for dominating the early season and then ending their playing days in a tailspin. Recent history proves TKC correct on this one.

And because I'm kinda pissed off for no real reason but only because it's so obvious the bread and games still keeps the plebs happy . . . This post will probably stay up as the top post for the morning because mainstream media would rather report sports hype than focus on real issues that confront the community. Check THE TKC MAGAZINE for new content.

And so, Kansas City Chiefs fans are going to be more than a bit obnoxious tonight . . . Late night customer service workers should be warned and once again Kansas City celebrates early season victory amid the greatest sports week this town has ever seen . . . Which still doesn't count for much. Natch.

Comments

  1. Sour, sour grapes. But I don't imagine you a Pats fan.

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  2. write an essay about blowing off your therapy sessions and asking around for Zoloft that'd be pretty funny and true.

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  3. now THAT would be comedy!

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  4. You mean you had a post more depressing than this one? Doubtful. Dude, the team is looking up this year. Get over it.

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  5. tony,how did you become so skinny and sickly looking? you were always such a robust looking fatass,far as i knew.

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  6. Diet Dr. Pepper and chicken instead of beef burritos.

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  7. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  8. I think the Chiefs are a tough team to beat. Smith plays smart, and it not afraid to get some rushing yards. Its only the 4th game into the season and the last two games have been played far better than the first two.

    Andy Reid is making the adjustments needed and looks to be in control. Stop freaking out people.

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  9. Fuck you.

    That is all.

    Except I too was wondering about your weight loss. Meth or cancer there you ray of sunshine you?

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  10. Whaaaaa, Tonya is a whiny bitch

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  11. So when others look up to God after a touchdown, will they be fined for unsportsmanlike conduct as well?

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  12. no..there heads will be lopped off,immediatly

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  13. Look At The Scoreboard9/29/14, 11:32 PM

    Smith Super Bowl MVP - TKC is still just running a kc blog.

    'Nuff said.

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  14. I didn't even know they were playing tonight.

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  15. No point. Your skill as rationalizing your negativism, even when it gets shoved up your butt, is untouchable.

    Guess happiness in bitterness is one kind of happiness.

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  16. I wouldn't try to get into TKC's head, there are too many big breasted women inside dancing around and saying many horrible things.

    GO CHIEFS!

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  17. And they all have giant peckers.

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  18. the chiefs won, get over it fools!

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  19. Meaningless unless they lost then it is how horrible they are

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  20. Chiefs fans at the games these days have went from old,rich, cranky White people back in the day

    to goobers and rednecks today..

    how do the trailer trash afford the $100 tix, and $10 beer?

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    1. They don't pay their child support.

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  21. Thats easy 6:47 it's called a EBT card.

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  22. The season is young and the ass kickings are yet to come.

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  23. The Chiefs players and fans are an embrassment. We should have called their bluff when they threatened to leave unless we fixed their stadiums. Dickheads killing their wives, praying to Allah and taunting guests in the stadium. Go away Chiefs.

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  24. So KC is a city full of drunken loudmouths. THAT is something to be really proud of. Just like another poster pointed out, Camarrowhead is a haven for white trash who probably let the power get shut off in order to afford the Chiefs tickets. Then a filthy muslim doing his own show on the field; thank God he didn't have a boxcutter or one of the Patriots would have probably gone home headless. And we wonder why America is going down the toilet.

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  25. Tony, your a bona fide asshole.

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  26. Tony you forgot to complain about those mediocre Chief's cheerleaders.

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  27. The way the Chiefs asshat brigade treated the Patriots fan is a complete embarrassment to KC. Who cares if you're winning or losing when your fanbase is a bunch of bottomfeeders. Pathetic.

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  28. Tony, I said I was sorry and I will sign your damn football!

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  29. Well, if the niggers can do jungle dances, I guess the sand niggers can pray to their filthy god.

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  30. Back to NASCAR and Wal Mart 407.

    And focus. You have the GED coming up.

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