Wednesday, August 20, 2014

TKC CONTEST!!! HELP MISSOURI VIEWPOINTS HOST MIKE FERGUSON CHANGE HIS NAME!!!



Missouri Viewpoints is one of those nice political chat shows where they don't go tell the Governor to go F-himself.

Like this: State Senator Explains Why She Tweeted 'F*ck You' To Missouri's Governor

But I digress . . . Missouri Viewpoints is hosted by Mike Ferguson. We've met Mike a few times and he's a really nice guy. Kansas City connection . . . For a bit he ran the last campaign to elect Stan Glazer.

Now . . .

GIVEN THE RECENT "SITUATION" IN MISSOURI, MIKE FERGUSON IS LOOKING FOR A NEW LAST NAME SO THAT HIS MEDIA PRESENCE WON'T HAVE ANY KIND OF NEGATIVE ASSOCIATION!!!

In a recent social media blast, Mike seyz: "I'm thinking about legally changing my last name to something that doesn't remind people of violence, chaos and hatred as much.

I've narrowed my choices to "Mike Compton" and "Mike Gaza"."

We can do better than that . . .

PLEASE HELP MIKE FERGUSON CHANGE HIS NAME TO SOMETHING NICE AND SWEET THAT ISN'T REMINISCENT OF RIOTING, LOOTING AND RACIAL DIVISION IN HIS HOME STATE!!!

Looking forward to some clever suggestions here that might even inspire a bit of healing . . .

28 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Mike Brown would be interesting.

Anonymous said...

Mel N. Peeled

Anonymous said...

Ray Z Hands

mark smith said...

Robin Lute

mark smith said...

Gene Till Gigante

mark smith said...

Hope Les Case

Anonymous said...

- Tony Botello; that way he can already settled his first slander lawsuit.

- Chuck M. Lowe; because if he...
no, wait. Nobody's that stupid.

So it's settled: Alonzo Bones.

Wild Man! said...

Call him The WILD MAN!

Anonymous said...

Call him Mike Hunt and then let's all have a laugh before the Peta animal lovers bust him for cruelty!

Anonymous said...

Mike Lets All Kiss That Black Ass So They Quit Tearin Up Shit.

Anonymous said...

How about Mike Take A Little Pride In Your Family Name Smith.

Anonymous said...

Change from Ferguson to Zimmerman.

Hey Mikey ! He Likes It ! said...

Well....I don't know about any "CLEAVER" suggestions.......but let me try hopefully some CLEVER ones!!

Mike Racist Anti-Cop

Mike "the Torch" QuikTrip

Mike Racist

Mike Loot & Shoot

Mike "I Don't Live Here, But I Came To Rebel"

Mike 15-Minutes of Fame

Mike Insurrection

Mike SwisherSweet

Anonymous said...

I think a name like Ferguson or Nixon should be changed immediately!

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
I say he should keep his daddy's name. It could be worse. Something like Mike Hitler would be untenable.

nigger skolar said...

call him...little cracker

Polar Bear said...

Garza would be out.

Who in their right mind would changed their

name to ANYTHING Mexican ?

Anonymous said...

St Louis Asshole

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh yeah

Anonymous said...

Mike Moreno. Just like Chris moreno, he can't help but make an ass out of himself.

Anonymous said...

Where is the proof from the senator that she and accompanying protestors were being shot at? Why doesn't the media and/or this blog hold her accountable for this unsubstantiated allegation.

What we do know is the the store owners shops, the police have taken gun fire, this confirmed by video and news reports. Where is her confirmation, this is the problem, NO ONE challenges her or others who throw these allegations out there. But let the police get criticized for responding to rocks, bottles and gun shots being directed at them.

There is no hypocrisy here....none whatsoever.......ridiculous!

TKC grow a pair and call her out on this!

Anonymous said...

The state senator needs to resign. She is not what Missourians should be looking for.

Can't that district find someone of better character to represent them in Jeff City?

I usually support Dems across the board...but this one lacks judgment and I don't need that as I support liberals!

I wish blacks in general wouldn't have lapses of control. it's so hard to defend them when they get too crazy and act like animals.

Anonymous said...

How about Mike Westside?

Anonymous said...

Mike Idiot would do. Why would he think he is going to be linked with a shitty little town near St. Louis just because he has the last name of Ferguson?

Anonymous said...

Mike Who?

Byron Funkhouser said...

Funkhouser is a good name, even if Andrew & Tara Squitiro don't think so.

Poor Mark, not only did his wife refuse to take his name, she wouldn't even let their children take his name. What a bitch
!

Anonymous said...

Ouch, that is smarts. Glad the funk is gone!

Anonymous said...

And, Byron, that would be your business because...?