Monday, August 04, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! FEAR THE SUMMER KANSAS CITY MIDTOWN BURGLARY SPREE!!!



Here's a FIRST LOOK AT THE KANSAS CITY SUMMER NEW HOTNESS . . .

Check it:

THROUGHOUT MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY NEIGHBORHOOD LEADERS ARE REPORTING A BRAZEN BURGLARY SPIKE!!!

From the Westside and then beyond . . . Break-ins and property theft has been rampant . . .

"Neighbors in the North End (1600 blocks of Summit/Madison) report that thieves are going up and down alleys where garages/backyard sheds are broken into, locks sawed off, bikes and tools were stolen.

Coleman Highlands, our neighbors south of 31 St. report thieves entered through gate, through the unlocked door stealing lawn mower + air compressor. They tried to take the big power washer but couldn't get it past the car to the door. Thieves not deterred by motion lights. 

Check your sheds and garages daily, maybe add an additional lock."

This is an important bit of community news and maybe fact check against talk of so many people moving back to the central city that should provide a look at the facts of life for urban core living.

Developing . . .

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Those are thefts not burglaries. So actually the headline should read TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! LEAVING SHIT OUT IN THE YARD IS STUPID!!!

Right?

Anonymous said...

Wrong. Check out the Coleman Highlands FB nimrod. Some of these guys are taking unwanted tours of local homes.

Stop thinking about TKC's jock. There are more serious problems underway!

Tuluride said...

Why can't we leave our stuff out in the backyard? It is our stuff! Here in the Waldo area the neighborhood is in a tizzy about knock and rob or the fucking streetcar vote. Comes down to the same thing. Losing money.

Welcome to Africa said...

Monkeys foraging.

Anonymous said...

so it is thefts, not burglaries, and it's not even midtown

just like the violent teen flash mobs that don't seem to be violent

such blatent lying

Anonymous said...

what else is a lie on this site

everything or just most of it

Anonymous said...

Get a gun dumb asses.

Anonymous said...

Get a 1911

Anonymous said...

Don't shoot 'em to kill them. Shoot them in the knees. If enough people do that, eventually all you'll have to do to protect your home is not have a wheelchair ramp.

Anonymous said...

8:55 AM - No, do not shoot them in the knees - unless you want to pay their way forever.
Aim center-of-mass and let them die.
No subsidizing huge medical expenses or their no job lifestyles out of our pockets.

Anonymous said...

8:54 dialing 911 will guarantee the cops will arrive after your dead to make a nice little report.

John Moses Browning said...

9:39 AM - Go back a re-read the post at 8:54 AM.

Perhaps the poster should have written "M1911".

http://www.kctv5.com/story/26188617/shotgun-toting-thieves-rob-kansas-city-park-patrons said...

Shotgun-toting thieves rob Kansas City park patrons

Anonymous said...

Shotgun-toting thieves rob Kansas City park patrons

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -
Authorities are investigating after thieves toting a shotgun robbed a group of park patrons.

Kansas City police were called about 11:30 p.m. Sunday to Brookside Park at East 57th and McGee streets on a robbery.

When officers arrived, they found two separate groups who had been robbed by four juveniles.

Police said one of suspects pulled out a shotgun and told the victims to get on the ground. The thieves then stole more than $1,000 worth of valuables, including jewelry, clothing and purses.

According to a police, the crooks even attempted to steal one of the victims' car but couldn't figure out how to start it. So they decided to flee on foot.

No injuries were reported, and no arrested have been made at this time.

Anonymous said...

And no description of the NIGGERS was given in the 11:06 AM linked "news".

Anonymous said...

It’s a sad day when your relatives from out of state come to visit and they asked to see the Plaza and my first response is we better go during the day before it get's dark.

Truth In The Media said...

Corrected News Headline:

Shotgun-toting NIGGERS rob Kansas City park patrons

Kimber .45, Glock .40, Smith and Wesson .357 said...

re: Park Robbery

That's why I always carry.
If that would have been my friends and I (we all carry, practice, train) the result would have been four dead robbers.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 10:08

Anonymous said...

10:08 AM thanks for your help.most people don't know what a 1911 is let alone know who John Moses Browning. Don't waste time dialing 911. Grab your Colt 1911

Here Is My Carry Weapon said...

Absolute reliability.

Sly can kiss my ass.

Anonymous said...

Niggers or wetbacks! That's all they do.

Anonymous said...

Guns don't kill people niggers kill people.

Anonymous said...

Again !

Anonymous said...

That's what joe Biden does.
Get a shotgun

Anonymous said...

That's what joe Biden does.
Get a shotgun

Anonymous said...

Again !