Tuesday, August 19, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY SOON TO EMBRACE NEW CUDDLING FOR HIRE SERVICE!!!



The cuddling for hire craze is a relatively new phenomena that has generated funny stories and media buzz throughout the Western World.

Here's one of the definitive recent articles on the trend: Woman cuddles strangers for $60 an hour

Now . . .

CELEBRATE!!! CUDDLING FOR HIRE IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE KANSAS CITY METRO!!!

Some of the most KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS share the link and info with us . . .

Check the K.C. Cuddlers . . .

Take a look at a brief promo and price check on the new "service" for the lonely and overworked . . .

"Fatigue, body tightness and anxiety dissipates after you've had time to relax and cuddle. This allows the body to repair, heal, and restore itself faster.

"Let us help you feel consoled and comforted without any judgment!!

"You may choose from a $60 or $90 min session ($20 extra for outcalls) for a single snuggle"

A bit of a warning for those who might not be able to come to grips with this non-sexual service . . .

OUTCALL ONLY

NO SEX/NUDITY & MUTUAL RESPECT OF BOUNDARIES!!!


Still . . . We have to wonder how serious they are about the NO SEX/NUDITY clause if this is the description provided by the Kansas City cuddlers . . .

*Single-Snuggle**Double-Cuddle***Triple-Nuzzle

Serenity~statuesque, sultry, caramel gem!

Peaches~extra curvy, classy, vanilla cutie!

Simone~ petite, eccentric, chocolate dream!

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It's a fascinating topic and worthy of further research for some OTHER newsie given that TKC has often considered gnawing an arm off to escape a cuddling session.

Developing . . .

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

So you negotiate the price for a happy finish when she gets there - the website doesn't say.

Anonymous said...

It does say - no sexual services. That is clear.

Anonymous said...

$60/hour and i don't get my nuts off?
No thanks.

Anonymous said...

She is equipped with martial arts training and carries a small and sharp pocket stick – just in case.

Anonymous said...

Calvin Williford is making some gambling cash on the side, so be sure you know what you want before you make an appointment with "Cali."

Anonymous said...

These girls must be so dumb that they failed their "massage therapist" test, which is hard to do. Any idiot can be a massage therapist/ho.

Anonymous said...

8:16, that's what you mom said as I bent her

over her massage table and gave her my happy

ending.

Anonymous said...

Now the bitches want to be paid like hooker without giving up the booty. No doubt a whole flood of dumb fucks will hand over their billfolds.

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
So, it comes to this?

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
So, it comes to this?

Anonymous said...

Ouch! 8:54 must be one of those mega-successful Vatterott grads who turned his mundane life around after watching a daytime TV commercial and finding the career of his dreams.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a fairy tale with no happy ending.

The Unknown Comic said...

Just completed my 60-min. "snuggle" session with "Peaches"........I guess you could summarize it as.....Peaches and Creamed!

Bada Boom!!!!!
Thanks folks, I'll be in the lounge all week, and remember to tip your waitress.

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