UpRoxx has an overview of this Missouri hilarious story that has inspired interest across the Internets: A Mascara-Smearing Teen Girl Took The Saddest Mugshot Ever
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Is it Boo-Hoo,
ReplyDeleteor is it Bukkake?
What a waste a a good banana
ReplyDeleteVery sad. This could keep her out of Harvard.
ReplyDeleteShe was turning Japanese
ReplyDeleteShe was turning Japanese
;-)
It is one thing to fantasize about doing something like this, it is another to actually do it. She should have been satisfied with the fantasy and she would not had to have paid the consequences.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if, while perpetrating her automotive crime, she was heard to exclaim, "To Infinity... and beyond!".
ReplyDeleteShe put lip prints on my drive shaft and did a million dollars in damage with her teeth.
ReplyDelete$3K in damage with... Mascara?
ReplyDeleteWTF?
She looks a bit suburban psycho/richkid/brat, but not wholly unattractive.
ReplyDeleteThe bottom lip has some heft, the upper is a bit skimpy...
The court should sentence her to 3,000 hours of community service fellatio.
Combo mugshot/cumshot.
ReplyDeleteBitch gets crazy when she accidentally locks her strap on in her gym locker.
ReplyDeleteAll my bitches look like that after I force face fuck their mouths and they gag on my dick cheese foreskin and big daddy meat stick! Ask Cindy Circo.
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