Monday, August 04, 2014

Show-Me The Saddest Missouri Mugshot

UpRoxx has an overview of this Missouri hilarious story that has inspired interest across the Internets: A Mascara-Smearing Teen Girl Took The Saddest Mugshot Ever

12 Comments:

Peter Prostate said...

Is it Boo-Hoo,
or is it Bukkake?

Anonymous said...

What a waste a a good banana

Anonymous said...

Very sad. This could keep her out of Harvard.

E. Jack Ulate said...

She was turning Japanese
She was turning Japanese

;-)

Anonymous said...

It is one thing to fantasize about doing something like this, it is another to actually do it. She should have been satisfied with the fantasy and she would not had to have paid the consequences.

Lexus Mercedes said...

I wonder if, while perpetrating her automotive crime, she was heard to exclaim, "To Infinity... and beyond!".

Anonymous said...

She put lip prints on my drive shaft and did a million dollars in damage with her teeth.

Anonymous said...

$3K in damage with... Mascara?

WTF?

Peter Pulsing Uppinya said...

She looks a bit suburban psycho/richkid/brat, but not wholly unattractive.
The bottom lip has some heft, the upper is a bit skimpy...
The court should sentence her to 3,000 hours of community service fellatio.

Boo Cocky said...

Combo mugshot/cumshot.

Anonymous said...

Bitch gets crazy when she accidentally locks her strap on in her gym locker.

Suck my meat boy or girl it don't matter said...

All my bitches look like that after I force face fuck their mouths and they gag on my dick cheese foreskin and big daddy meat stick! Ask Cindy Circo.