Monday, August 04, 2014

SHOCK!!! VIOLENT TEEN MINI-FLASH MOB HITS BROOKSIDE WITH SHOTGUN HOLDUP!!!

KCTV5 offers this tragic report on Midtown Kansas City crime spike we've been discussing for quite some time . . .

"Authorities are investigating after thieves toting a shotgun robbed a group of park patrons.

Kansas City police were called about 11:30 p.m. Sunday to Brookside Park at East 57th and McGee streets on a robbery.

Police said one of suspects pulled out a shotgun and told the victims to get on the ground. The thieves then stole more than $1,000 worth of valuables, including jewelry, clothing and purses."

The only description offered is "four juveniles" . . .

46 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What were these guys doing in a park at that time of night? That's asking for trouble.

Anonymous said...

As Sly and the hipster/millenials keep reminding us, this is all just a part of living in a real urban environment in 2014 America.
And in KCMO, of course, this kind of traumatic event is balanced out by...
well, there must be something.

Anonymous said...

Probably the same people who are stealing Jeeps in that same area.

Anonymous said...

Heres a thought, all the angry whites and wanna be whites(shit brown wetbacks)should form a kkk chapter to patrol the white areas Ala Zimmerman, pissbear and chuck and a few beaners with guns should be fun target practice.

Anonymous said...

Take only keys to a park, less risk than leaving stuff (out of sight)in the car, IMO. Same if you're walking, leave items at home.



"...beer for my horses.

Kimber .45, Glock .40, Smith and Wesson .357 said...

That's why I always carry.
If that would have been my friends and I (we all carry, practice, train) the result would have been four dead robbers.

Here Is My Carry Weapon said...

Absolute reliability.

Sly can kiss my ass

Anonymous said...

Niglets

Anonymous said...

Ding ding ding! Exactly!

Anonymous said...

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes...

...and then keep shooting until there is no light left in their eyes.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Crime Watch, bring in Crime Stop!

Anonymous said...

"juveniles" my ass, it was fucking niggers again. It's always fucking niggers. Time to shoot back!

Anonymous said...

It's a new game, called "Trayvon in the Park".....Some fun too.

Buck Ofama said...

Nucking Figgers

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ 2:57 PM!

+100!

Anonymous said...

so a mob these days is four people wow

Anonymous said...

of course mister internet tough guy of course you would have shot them allllll dead

you guys are all talk

Anonymous said...

3:24pm spot on +1000

Anonymous said...

3:24pm spot on +1000

Anonymous said...

Was that some form of English @ 3:24?

Anonymous said...

Rather be ganged raped in a johnson county party bus by the leave it to beaver crowd?

Anonymous said...

Rather be ganged raped in a johnson county party bus by the leave it to beaver crowd?

911 Is Only A Hotline For Victims said...

The ones who are "all talk" are the ones who are unarmed, untrained, unprepared to defend themselves.

The talk they make is called "begging for your life".

When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

Anonymous said...

I sure hope they have scheduled a VIGIL!

Shits Creek Toxic Tire Garden Pot Farms, LLC said...

The Cops were within sight of the robbery but were Blocked by a bunch of dopers with chalk and cameras who were insisting on getting their badge numbers.

Anonymous said...

See, if they just would have built a toy train though Brookside the robbers could have run down the hill and had a getaway for FREE!

Anonymous said...

Rent must have been overdue.

Anonymous said...

Brookside Park is NOT at 57th & McGee, you idiots.

Anonymous said...

For the most part, most people think Brookside is the nicest neighborhood in KC proper besides Sunset Hill/Ward Pky. If this is what's going on in the "nicest" area, wtf does it say about KCMO? It's amazing to me that people just continue put up with this stuff.

Brookside Park @ 57th and McGee said...

4:38 PM - What city do YOU live in?

The corner of 57th and McGee is at the southeast border of the park.

Milton Crumbertson, JCCC World Histroy Prof., adjunct said...

That sliver of KCMO that is nice is like freaking Israel trying to maintain a little bastion of civilization amongst all that tribal sandnigger violence.

Anonymous said...

Oh those teens, they are so high spirited. Just boys being boyz.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me

Anonymous said...

Mini flash mob. Mini !!!

Anonymous said...

From the Hood

Anonymous said...

"Flash Mob"? This was just a hold up.

Too bad the dumb asses didn't take the car. At least we know once they were driving they were sure to get pulled over.

Anonymous said...

1:24 blaming the victims. Hey Fuck You.

ghostrider said...

what? Alonzo didn't warn us about "gang sets" robbing people in Brookside!

Anonymous said...

Jackass asshole moron, are you sserious?

Anonymous said...

Nope, people are getting fed up. Ready to shoot a kcmo urban teen.

Anonymous said...

Alvin Brooks is dead. Good.

Anonymous said...

What kind of imbecile is wearing jewelry in a city park, in Killer City, at 11:30 at night?

Dude, you got some kinda death-wish thing goin on or what?

Real Brookside people wouldn't do that. Must have been outsiders.

Polar Bear said...

They were negro pimpin.....

Anonymous said...

It happened at Suicide Hill. That's where neighborhood teens have been gathering to get loaded for generations.

J'mall Y'all Thug Activist said...

White people got nice shit. Ain't no point in robbing a brother unless you be ripping off what he just stole from a white person.