Here's TKC FIRST LOOK @ Kansas City First Friday 2014 tonight . . .
Really nice vibe this evening, kinda subdued and just a bit more crowded than usual . . . With the typical amount of cowtown weird.
Here are a few pix with just a bit of description . . .
Kansas City Crossroads Gaza support that was horribly misplaced and mostly misguided . . .
Similarly, here's our Toy Train streetcar friendly nemesis Dave Johnson working on shooting the next bit of streetcar propaganda before the election.
Infrastructure painted gold by artsy Crossroads denizens in lieu of repairs . . .
Local performance art . . .
Crossroads juggler, what you can't see here is that this performance smelled delicious because it was in the vicinity of Town Topic.
Kansas City Lowrider on display . .
One of many KC street guitarists singing for tips . . .
Cross-dressing Kansas City Crossroads dude . . .
And once again THE KANSAS CITY SHAMAN OF THE CROSSROADS . . .
Hopefully, more for the morning update . . .
better title: KCMO parade of hipsters.
ReplyDeleteGood times tony. I hope you took one of those more desperate art school dropout girls hone
ReplyDeleteOk, I have to give the beta-male Caleb-looking beardo motherfucker a slight pass for being able to parody his and his entire network of transient cockrag hipster’s temporary downtown lives – it still doesn’t negate the fact that these try-hards are incredibly corny, out-of-place and are making KC unlivable for so many normal natives and families. I still hate hipsters and wish the hipster invasion never happened. Get out of here!
ReplyDeleteDamn what a collection of fags
ReplyDeleteDavid A. Johnson hawking his snake oil remedy to unsuspecting victims.
ReplyDeleteThese must be the so called talent S'Lie is importing into the city.
ReplyDeleteWaste of valuable space and oxygen is more like it.
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ReplyDeleteCall me a cab!------You're a cab!
KC Stands With Gaza, But Uncle Sam Sleeps With Israel
What a Puss!
Rich Dog Rest Stop
Yo Yo Ma Hat Rack
UniverSoul Reject
Impala On The Prowl
Captain and Tenille Sighting!
Reserved For Handicapped
Dude, Which Way To Colorado?
L-O-Fuckin-L!
ReplyDeleteSweet
Nice '63 Impala. Otherwise, a desperate bunch of douchebaggery.
ReplyDeleteKidults enjoying their taxpayer or parental funded playcation before they split town for some other wow, neat, kewl trendy town.
ReplyDeleteThe crossroads is like a circus of the underemployed where nothing is free but everything is subsidized.
ReplyDeleteIt's weird living next to such an inauthentic community who trumpets its authenticity to anyone who will listen.
They are just a bunch of parasites looking for more handouts.
ReplyDeleteNon artistic folk have a RIGHT to make fools of themselves at least once a month.
ReplyDeleteSpain has the Running of the Bulls.
ReplyDeleteWe have the Parading of the Douchebags.
Ebola, where are you now that we need you. This herd could use thining.
ReplyDeleteEbola, where are you now that we need you. This herd could use thining.
ReplyDeletePerfect example of the need to have mandatory military service upon reaching age 18.
ReplyDeleteProof that evolution is bogus science.
ReplyDeleteFire marshal has already got solid leads on fire hydrant vandalism. Arrests imminent.
ReplyDeleteCrossroads and it's douche bag residents, many of which are in photo's for this insert, are a major reason that Killa City is fast tracking to the pinacle of "shithood".
ReplyDeleteWorthless fucking hipsters. If they can't fuck it up, they will shit on it. Just like a god damn billy goat.