Monday, August 25, 2014

Hunt For Kansas City Dumper Continues!!!

So far I've been able to keep myself in a steady supply of QT coffee, Dr. Pepper and snack cakes WITHOUT having to do pr0n . . . HOWEVER, if worst comes to worst I'll ALWAYS refuse to abandon TKC creativity and THIS CAPTIVATING STORY will be the basis for a TKC XXX RATED DEBUT ... Check the Northeast News for more deets regarding one of many illicit practices occurring in the woodsy areas of Kansas City's urban core: City asking for help finding illegal dumper

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Serously folks, this guy is an investigator? We got several photos of a truck dumping illegally, but we have no idea what the truck looks like, the driver, the make or model or the license. Is Balonzo moonlighting for the city 'cause it sounds like his work? We better call in Toni Boner.

Anonymous said...

There's a pic of a gentle giant negro...

Anonymous said...

Help wipe out this mess.

He be taking a big stinking dump on our city!

Sources report he's a cereal dumper, cause they sees little cheerios in there.

Stomp out this crap...but watch where you step!

Don't take the poo, cause we'll find you!

Anonymous said...

I used to work with Alan when he was in a different city department. He was a hard working guy, and very devoted to his job. I hope he nails these shitbags.

The Village Idiot said...

You mean I can't take a dump and it be legal anymore?

Anonymous said...

Alan is another tool who works from 9am to 4:50pm and get six weeks paid vacation courtesy of the taxpayers. What a joke

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure that is a Dodge, from the wheel visible. Hate dumpers--lazy assholes. There is a special place in hell for dumpers and copper thieves..

Anonymous said...

how does that relate 5:23 to where Michael Brown is?