Thursday, August 21, 2014

FEAR THE KANSAS CITY HEAT WARNING!!!



Kansas City temperatures are set to spike today and this town is under a heat advisory that starts @ around 1 in the PM and will last until almost Friday night.

Accordingly . . .

TKC WANTS TO HELP KANSAS CITY READERS KEEP COOL!!!

Right after this After this Mel D. wet t-shirt photo take a peek at City Hall advice to Kansas City residents when it comes to beating the heat . . .



- Use the City’s free resources: swimming pools, spraygrounds and cooling centers.

- Do not use a fan as your primary source of cooling. If your home does not have air conditioning, please go to a public building, such as a community center, every day for several hours.

- Check on your neighbors, friends and relatives at least twice a day (morning and night).

- Never leave children, pets or others alone in closed vehicles: within minutes, the temperature inside a car can reach over 140 degrees and this can kill within minutes.

- If you have to work outside or in a non-air-conditioned workplace, take frequent breaks, rest in the shade or cooler environment, and drink plenty of water.

- Avoid too much sunshine, and postpone outdoor activities and games.

- Avoid extreme temperature changes, such as a taking a cool shower immediately after coming inside from hot temperatures.

- Stay indoors as much as possible during the heat of the day in an air-conditioned environment.

- Dress for the weather: wear loose-fitting, lightweight, light-colored clothing; this type of clothing reflects heat and helps maintain normal body temperature. If you have to be outside, cover as much skin as possible to avoid sunburn. Protect your face and head with a wide-brimmed hat.

More in a bit . . .

9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh it isn't that hot I swear you all have become a bunch of pussies. Hell it's this hot in Miami every day and you fucker can't wait to go on vacation there. Fucking heat index is 89 there now as we speak.

Anonymous said...

Mel D would just make me hotter

Anonymous said...

I lived here until age 17 without a/c. My great-grandmother lived to 91 without a/c and I'm not sure how many years without fans (no electricity). I urge everyone who gets all freaked out about our normal weather to move the hell somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

We are all fat and gooey now. Heat will kill us.

Anonymous said...

Global warming! We is all gonna die!!

Anonymous said...

Quick! Someone alert all the dumb KC people that it's hot and that they could DIE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Come now, people. We can’t just give weather reports anymore. There has to be something sensational about it. Whether it’s “Snowmageddon 2014” or thunderstorms that could maybe possibly cause excessive wind damage, hail and flooding, this is just more MSM trying to whip the sheeple into a frenzy for ratings. Tonight’s programming will probably have to be preempted so we can go live to various reporters around the metro who will tell us it’s really hot. Then there will be a feel-good story about some sweating niglets getting a free box fan from the Sisters of the Poor, plus a Facebook page where you can make a donation to pay their electric bill. Ah, what we’ve become.

Anonymous said...

No matter how she tries to disguise herself... whether it's sunglasses or a big Sun mask, I can still recognize Toni Bones.
I know that grip on that shaft any day.

Anonymous said...

4:03, the mouth looks to be in similar position to hers too. Gotta subsidize the government cheese somehow!