Monday, August 04, 2014

CHECK TODAY'S KANSAS CITY ELECTION RUN-UP MAGNIFICENT SEVEN!!!



This morning Kansas City Star columnist Steve Kaske is being a hack and attempting to swagger jack our bloggy Top 5 Nick Hornby inspired goodness . . .

6 things to watch for Tuesday night

As long as we stalk the planet, we'll always be able to one-up that guy . . .

Check it:

AS WE SLOUCH TOWARD ELECTION DAY . . . CHECK THE KANSAS CITY MAGNIFICENT SEVEN TALKING POINTS!!!

Here's just a bit of discourse swinging around out there for the local electorate to choke down . . .

- Kansas City Tax Increases Don't Cost A Thing

The Kansas City Toy Train Streetcar is advocated by MENSA geniuses who are horrible at math and basic accounting when it comes to taxpayer accountability.

- Vote Or Die

Firefighters can't help but fall back on their same ol' scare tactic argument despite more complicated bond issue equipment upgrade reasoning they fear the public just won't understand . . .

- Tea Party Insanity Better Than Solid Résumé! WTF?

At this point, most people wouldn't let Dr. Milton Wolf operate on their sandwich.

- Support Better Rural Missouri Street Life Because They Care About You Too!!!

Missouri Transportation Tax basically involves sending more cash out to the rural area stix . . . To be fair, a lot of it kicks back into the pockets of the heavies so their disposable income might trickle down upon urban core taxpayer suckers.

- Gambling Is Patriotic

Veteran's Lottery Tickets just sound sad and unlucky.

- Jackson County Isn't Controlled By Special Interests!!!

Whoever you decide to send to the Courthouse . . . They're gonna owe a lot of favors.

- Voter Turnout Slightly Over Single Digits Signals A Vibrant Kansas City Democracy

Nobody votes in KCMO and mainstream media always seems to want to spin this tragic fact of life.

More election KICK-ASS ELECTION COVERAGE coming up in a bit . . .

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Tony,

You should realize that voter turnout is so low because the monkeys save up their votes so they can cast 5, 6, 7, or even 8 votes for Obama every four years.

Rev. Dr. Alotta Griftin said...

Twelve votes per election was the ACORN standard.

Anonymous said...

There is no rural Missouri street life. They mostly stay indoors playing with their home chemistry labs and flirting with their sisters.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, those in power don't want our neighborhood to vote. They moved our voting place to some scary place that looks like a abandoned insane asylum from the early 1900s.

Anonymous said...

At least Kansans can vote early. Our insanity lasts 20-days.

Tony, we anxiously waiting for your recap. Just Steve Rose's mistakes should take 3 or 4 posts.

Anonymous said...

I'd read it if he wasn't so chatty and repetitive. He doesnt' seem to understand there's a lot of competition for our eyes.

Anonymous said...

I miss the Polar Bear

John Modest Miles said...

"Jackson County Isn't Controlled By Special Interests!!!"

It isn't? You could have fooled me. I've been enriched quite nicely by Jackson County. I'm on the Sports Authority and I don't have any credentials which suggest that I should be there.

Anonymous said...

What the shit has Judy worthless Morgan done for Kansas City? Or the State of Missouri? She is worthless and shouldn't be dog catcher let alone a state rep.

Anonymous said...

What the shit has Judy worthless Morgan done for Kansas City? Or the State of Missouri? She is worthless and shouldn't be dog catcher let alone a state rep.