CHECK TODAY'S KANSAS CITY ELECTION RUN-UP MAGNIFICENT SEVEN!!!
This morning Kansas City Star columnist Steve Kaske is being a hack and attempting to swagger jack our bloggy Top 5 Nick Hornby inspired goodness . . .
6 things to watch for Tuesday night
As long as we stalk the planet, we'll always be able to one-up that guy . . .
AS WE SLOUCH TOWARD ELECTION DAY . . . CHECK THE KANSAS CITY MAGNIFICENT SEVEN TALKING POINTS!!!
Here's just a bit of discourse swinging around out there for the local electorate to choke down . . .
- Kansas City Tax Increases Don't Cost A Thing
The Kansas City Toy Train Streetcar is advocated by MENSA geniuses who are horrible at math and basic accounting when it comes to taxpayer accountability.
- Vote Or Die
Firefighters can't help but fall back on their same ol' scare tactic argument despite more complicated bond issue equipment upgrade reasoning they fear the public just won't understand . . .
- Tea Party Insanity Better Than Solid Résumé! WTF?
At this point, most people wouldn't let Dr. Milton Wolf operate on their sandwich.
- Support Better Rural Missouri Street Life Because They Care About You Too!!!
Missouri Transportation Tax basically involves sending more cash out to the rural area stix . . . To be fair, a lot of it kicks back into the pockets of the heavies so their disposable income might trickle down upon urban core taxpayer suckers.
- Gambling Is Patriotic
Veteran's Lottery Tickets just sound sad and unlucky.
- Jackson County Isn't Controlled By Special Interests!!!
Whoever you decide to send to the Courthouse . . . They're gonna owe a lot of favors.
- Voter Turnout Slightly Over Single Digits Signals A Vibrant Kansas City Democracy
Nobody votes in KCMO and mainstream media always seems to want to spin this tragic fact of life.
More election KICK-ASS ELECTION COVERAGE coming up in a bit . . .