Saturday, August 23, 2014

CELEBRATE THE KANSAS CITY JOLIE JUSTUS INTERNETS 4TH DISTRICT CITY COUNCIL CAMPAIGN KICK-OFF!!!



Take a look at the campaign for council kicking into high gear in Midtown Kansas City . . .

www.joliejustus.com

To wit . . .

DEBUTED FIRST ON TKC . . . THAT'S THE SPIFFY AND BRAND NEW JOLIE JUSTUS KANSAS CITY 4TH DISTRICT CITY COUNCIL CAMPAIGN WEBSITE!!!

Admittedly, the website is slick and even works well on mobile . . . The "news" section is mostly filled with Dead Tree Media complimentary coverage reminding us that Jolie is a favorite of the corridor cocktail crowd who dabbles in politics and supports candidates who are entertaining and match their new sofa . . . 3rd District Council Dude Jermaine Reed . . . We're all looking at you!!!

More importantly, checking campaign finance reports it's strange to see that current Missouri State Senator Jolie Justus only has about $650 in her campaign coffers so far. Politicos who want desperately to believe that community work and not just name recognition and local celebrity status is important to voters hope that the $100,391.20 Jolie has in her State Senate coffers will be harder to transfer than usual . . . The reality is that a skilled political consultant can reroute that cash with less than a few mouse clicks.

So far, there's not a lot of info about her plans for City Council except for a memo that touts Jolie's ability to give good meetings:

"I learned very quickly the best way to approach even the toughest problem is to gather available data and opinions, then work with all stakeholders to develop a pragmatic solution that produces real results.

That is why I want to continue my service as your City Councilperson. I am meeting with hundreds of people throughout Kansas City to discuss how we can make the greatest city in the world even better."

The graphics on that page show her reading to some rugrats who don't vote and then talking to some old guy who might be so out of it that he doesn't realize that there's no point trying to mack to her.

But I digress . . . By far Jolie has the best Kansas City Council campaign website of all council hopefuls. She's the only politico who has been openly anointed as a successor by a sitting Council member because Jan Maracson wants to make sure that limousine liberals keep control of the 4th . . . And Mayor Sly is very friendly to her online . . . Also, Jolie has been touted by MSNBC as a rising Missouri political star AND for better or worse, she's the small town celebrity candidate for voters who don't really understand the local legislative process and her limited to non-existent accomplishments in the Republican controlled State Senate.

Developing . . .

38 Comments:

Anonymous said...

"gives good meetings" Remember, that's the most important attribute of a potential council member, TKC.

Anonymous said...

Will she announce her views on unsolicited bulk email?

Anonymous said...

Could she consume enough beer to take a dip in the center-field fountain?

And don't forget the hand-on-hip pose in every photo said...

When someone says something like "the greatest city in the world" you right there just know you are dealing with a crazy person.

is she under the impression that her constituents want a mindless cheerleader as women are cultured to go around comporting themselves?

Anonymous said...

Useless in the state legislature. Name one accomplishment she did for KC

Anonymous said...

Spiffy 1995 looking website.

Anonymous said...

We need people that have not held office before and not beholden to the same special interests that have ruined KC.

Anonymous said...

Yawn...

Anonymous said...

Is she lesbo dominate or lesbo submissive. This will affect my vote.

Anonymous said...

Who cares? You seen one CK politico you seen em all.

Anonymous said...

Toy train shill

Anonymous said...

Tony doesn't know anything about the technical end of the web 6:12 loud mistakes can and will happen if you don't.

Anonymous said...

It's okay people with slower web connections can wait 15 minutes for the blog to load.

Anonymous said...

The new snail pace loading times of IKC are due to "waiting for api embed.ly".

Chuck it out the door. It sucks.

Anonymous said...

But Embedly makes posting as easy as using toothpaste!

LMAO

Anonymous said...

What does the Alonzo say??

Looka me
looka me
looka me

Anonymous said...

What is her opinion on looters and rioters.

Anonymous said...

LOL I can't get the fucking thing to load LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL GD the fucking thing still not loaded LOL

Anonymous said...

Yeah but it's looks professional!!!

LMAO

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of high speed dial up.

Anonymous said...

It won't load if you enter it in another window damn my dog can shit and drag his ass around in less time than this. Hell my ole lady can be convinced to do a 3 way with Shay Laren faster than that site

Anonymous said...

I got it to load but had no pictures yup I'm real impressed.

Anonymous said...

It's crashed my browser a couple times since yesterday. Other than that waiting for the blog to load is like taking a craq.

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous. Pull your head out of your ass Tony and get rid it.

Anonymous said...

Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse along comes Embedly.

Anonymous said...

The real news is that Tony still hasn't been laid.

Anonymous said...

You can block embedly.

Huge difference in speed.

Goodbye embedly!

Anonymous said...

MSNBC? The network of Al Sharpton?

Waaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Jolie will win!

Anonymous said...

Next mayor pro tem?

Anonymous said...

Why lady so pretty no have husband?

Stubinski said...

I will vote for Justus because she's the only woman who loves pussy as much as I do!

Anonymous said...

She is making a huge mistake running as the Jason Klumb candidate. She is running from the most liberal and activist district in the city, but she is talking like she is trying to make friends among the ignorant in Jefferson City.

Score an unearned run for John.

Anonymous said...

And speaking of load...where is the man of the hour? Really starting to miss that knucklehead.

Anonymous said...

Did Snap on Tools endorse her?

Anonymous said...

Who in the hell wants to vote horrible gay Senator!

Anonymous said...

Fuck she just another tax and spend your money.