Wednesday, July 02, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY CRITICS AND SUPPORTERS ALIKE DEMAND MAYOR SLY STOP DANCING!!!



An interesting trend has developed among Kansas City's political elite over the past few weeks regarding the Mayor's public celebrations.

To wit . . .

BOTH SUPPORTERS AND CRITICS ALIKE DEMAND MAYOR SLY STOP HIS DANCING FOR TV NEWS CAMERAS!!!

Call it a buzzkill but local politicos just don't think it looks proper for Mayor Sly to shake his booty while trying to pitch this town.

From unfortuaten but still happy dancing radio promos to Republican white lady visitor two-stepping, the Mayor has been quick to show the public his moves but both instances turned out to be ill-advised if you ask a great many locals. Meanwhile, the Mayor's supporters know that he is facing more than a few TOUGH POLITICAL BATTLES coming soon and they want this town's top elected official to look distinguished.

You decide . . .

SHOULD MAYOR SLY STOP HIS PUBLIC DANCING AT THE REQUEST OF KANSAS CITY'S POLITICAL ELITE?!?!?!

Whatever the answer, rest assured that OUR KICK-ASS TKC BLOGGY COMMUNITY is the only place that will dare ask the question and put it out there for the mayor to see.

Developing . . .

35 Comments:

Anonymous said...

At the end of the day TKC, you've got to give the mayor the choice on this one. he's the guy who has the big job, if he feels like dancing then that is his call.

Anonymous said...

Sellout

Anonymous said...

If you think he's dancing now, wait until the public starts asking how much has actually been spent on the streetcar fiasco, where it all came from, and where it has gone.
Name names and add it all up. And watch the cockroaches scatter.

Anonymous said...

LET SLY DANCE!

We'll all be dancing when his term is over.

Anonymous said...

SLie

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^

Inafunkaboutthefunk said...

Sshould the Fat Bellied Lardo stop dancing? Yes. Hands down. Final answer. He got elected in part because the hapless citizens wanted to forget the Laughstock Era of the City's History... The Gruesome Twosome! Mayor Smartwithnothinghouser and the possible even more vile Squid. Maybe he thinks he's Mikhail Baryshnikov. Well Mayor" Feel Good" you are not. So go find your wife, make peace with your children and stop takin' and spendin' the City into oblivion. As much money as you are or are planning on making from all these "essential" "investments" like the streetcar, the new airport and your new Marriott 1,000 room hotel, you are leading the City to ruin and when the history books get written even Mark Funkhouser is going to look better than you :(

Inafunkaboutthefunk said...

Should the Fat Bellied Lardo stop dancing? Yes. Hands down. Final answer. He got elected in part because the hapless citizens wanted to forget the Laughstock Era of the City's History... The Gruesome Twosome! Mayor Smartwithnothinghouser and the possible even more vile Squid. Maybe he thinks he's Mikhail Baryshnikov. Well Mayor" Feel Good" you are not. So go find your wife, make peace with your children and stop taxin' and spendin' the City into oblivion. As much money as you are or are planning on making from all these "essential" "investments" like the streetcar, the new airport and your new Marriott 1,000 room hotel, you are leading the City to ruin and when the history books get written even Mark Funkhouser is going to look better than you :(

7/2/14, 7:36 PM

Anonymous said...

$ly is an Uncle Tom, shufflin' his feet for the white man.

Anonymous said...

He is like Mayor Ford in Canada.

Only with a chocolate labrador retriever completion.

RealTKCHeadlines said...

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY CRITICS AND SUPPORTERS ALIKE DEMAND SHITTY BLOGGER STOP MAKING UP IMPOSSIBLE FUCKING NONSENSE!!!

Anonymous said...

Dude, you been here for weeks. If it was that bad you wouldn't keep coming back.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you been here for weeks. If it was that bad you wouldn't keep coming back.

KC Voter said...

ANYBODY ELSE FOR MAYOR 2015!

Anonymous said...

nope

RealTKCHeadlines said...

RealTKCHeadlines, We liked you better when you amused yourself for hours pulling on your pud.
Why do you keep coming back?

Anonymous said...

Yawn.

BBKing and EricC said...

SORRY SYLVESTER!

THE THRILL IS GONE!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gDeGdQ3rM

Anonymous said...

He looks like a buffoon in blackface in a minstrel show. A complete embarrassment to KC.

Anonymous said...

Please le him dance!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. 759 wins.

Anonymous said...

He is just an embarrassment. Completely unprofessional behavior from am elected official. Hang up your dancing shoes and quit making us look like a laughing stock of the Midwest.

Anonymous said...

Stop the madness... please just stop................please

Anonymous said...

Adolph Hitler circa 1940 in Paris is unimpressed.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Tonys blog has caught a piece of MALWARE...

Blocked element:
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src="//ugo.tractionize.com/W....tonyskansascity.com%2F"

Anonymous said...

Um, bullshit. Looks like you're computer is fucked @11:18. Maybe you might want to stop surfing gay porn. Ya think????

xalti said...

site is fine and @ 11:18 just showed us all he doesn't really know shit about syntax.

I'm back bitches.

Anonymous said...

Except for the < > which I had to remove before it would post, I just pasted it off of Adblock.

xalti said...

Yeah, you're computer is fucked dude. This site doesn't have pop-ups or any ads on it at all.

Think about, who would pay for it? That's kind of the point.

xalti said...

And by the way, Adblock has been out of date since 2009. Your moves are as old as Sly's. Might want to update your POS lappy.

Anonymous said...

This is 2014 and nobody cares if Sly is gay.

Rope, Tree said...

Dancing at the end of a rope

P Bear said...

Dancing Negro.....hmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

If you stupid fucks had just fleeced the KC taxpayer out of a billion dollars for a fucking street car you would be dancing too.

His bank account in the Caymans will be overflowing with $$$$$$$$$$$ sooner than you know.

Anonymous said...

He was in a band; give him a break. Its the band experience that led him to the Mayors office!