Wednesday, July 16, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! MOTHER OF GOD: GLORIASQUITIRO.COM!!!



One of you d-bags had it first in the comments. Here's a web presence dedicated to Kansas City's former 1st lady and the woman who ruined the career of her husband - The only guy to lose a reelection bid in nearly a century:

GLORIASQUITIRO.COM

What else is there to say really???

Just when we thought the Internets was safe... The shoeless legacy of the Funkhouser administration returns.

More in a bit . . .

26 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Lord Noooooooooooooooooo!

Anonymous said...

She was the gatekeeper between Funk and the current Sliers in charge they didn't want to do business with.

Rather brilliant strategy if you really think about it. Of course the Slie Regime won in the end but guess who really loses?

Anonymous said...

Uh the emergency taxpayer bag holders?

Anonymous said...

"The story stands on its own when win we did, and Funk’s opponent – the Establishment and the machine it controlled – just couldn’t get over it. Used to having free rein with the taxpayer’s dollars, it reacted to the newly-elected mayor’s fiscal restraints by doing everything in its power to discredit his administration and regain control."

Yip nailed it.

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
Good grief, have we all died and gone to hell? Gloria Squitiro is a dreadful piece of poo.

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
Good grief, have we all died and gone to hell? Gloria Squitiro is a dreadful piece of poo.

Anonymous said...

Everyone in CK needs an exit strategy at this point.

Anonymous said...

Seemed boring but at least Funk was taking steps to keep the city from going bankrupt.

Now it's not only guaranteed but inevitable with the current lunatics in the house.

Anonymous said...

No! Hipsters and transients are going to fill all the taxpayer subsidized luxury apartments coming to downtown because of the cable cars!!

Anonymous said...

You fucking dirtbags would prefer the rotten assed mudshark, that is married to James?? Hell, I bet you can't even name that bitch. No, Gloria's done some wrong things but she's one helluva great mother and wife for Mark....The Mayor we miss!

Anonymous said...

Mrs. James apparently doesn't even give a shit about KC.

When is the last time anyone's seen her?

Anonymous said...

Our First Lady of CK?

Never

Anonymous said...

Was a nice four year break from the former and current vipers in charge.

Anonymous said...

I think I will nominate TKC as a hero.

P Bear said...

First Lady of Killa City is a "mudshark" ? Damn !

Anonymous said...

Truly delusional

Anonymous said...

I wonder what her nether regions smells like.

Anonymous said...

Well, just toss my word salad won't you?

Anonymous said...

Who would post here at 3 am?

Anonymous said...

Funk Wins

Anonymous said...

Tony Bone could learn a lot from her.

Anonymous said...

I read it. Horrible site. But Tara looks good.

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face.

And I see she got over her mud shark phase and she's dating a white guy. I guess she doesn't want to be considered damaged goods anymore.

Anonymous said...

Isn't she the one that let the nigger deflower her in the woods then wrote a story about it online?

Byron Funkhouser said...

I miss how Gloria used to foot fuck my ass with her dirty feet! I miss it.

Anonymous said...

she committed the unpardonable sin of not bowing down to the mexicans in town. They snubbed Tony's mom, who was looking for a cherry job at city hall.

That's why he has been such a zealous advocate against graft- they froze out most of the westside crew.

P Bear said...

she was violated my "scorpion niggers" when she was younger......