Wednesday, July 16, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY NEWBIE PLUMBER KATIE HORNER CAN CLEAN MY PIPES ANY TIME!!!



There's nothing more important a woman's plumbing so this morning let's take a moment to mark the journey of our favorite Kansas City weather lady of all times.

To wit . . .

THANKS TO TKC TIPSTERS WHO TOLD US ABOUT KATIE HORNER'S PLUMBING ENDEAVOR!!

I knew this multi-talented local lady sold real estate and even participated in triathlons but I had yet to learn about her plumbing talents.

Check her about page for more background on the Katie's ASAP plumbing biz that acknowledges her longstanding community commitment . . .

It sounds like she's really into it which is pretty cool . . . I think that her beau also in the pic so I'm wondering if I have to pay extra if I want Katie to work on my pipes. Probably.

Thinking . . . Her job as a weather newsie probably translates well.

- Every TV newsbabe has to put up with a lot of poop.

- I want my plumber panicked and enthusiastic about my problems.

- Poop rolls downhill in much the same way the corporate and news director decisions often impact reporters on the front lines. 

Either way, unlike most newsies it's nice to see that hottie Katie has more than a few marketable skillz as the media game gets tougher and Dead Tree media folks look for ideas.

Developing . . .

34 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Careful TKC. Looks like her boyfriend could pummel you and then flush you away.

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaa!

Anonymous said...

I let her sweat my pipe last night.

Anonymous said...

Do Not plunge her drain if she's been to Ponaks!

Anonymous said...

Can she rig a standpipe and pump it to obtain the required head?

Careful...Don't Cross Swords! said...

Who wants to help her become watertight?

P Bear said...

The Bear would like to Roto Root dat ass !

Katie Horny, welcome to Bear World.

Anonymous said...

I want Katie to snake me because i hate myself.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the self-loathing you must feel!

Anonymous said...

She said she'd sweat my joint, but she squirted in the crawlspace.

Anonymous said...

If she's half as over the top about a leaky toilet as she was a thundershower, customers should be prepared.

Am Dex said...

Shame that nobody can give her hoopz'job. Shame that there's so much sexism in media.

Anonymous said...

This woman seriously needs a good manager. She is about to become a huge target.

Anonymous said...

K.T. Hornier

Anonymous said...

Too bad Alonzo already emptied your pipe last night Tony.

Anonymous said...

is her company going to qualify for DBE, MBE SBE status Philip Yelder? after all she doesnt have a license, her boyfriend does .. sort of like Mark One Electric with Rosie, that company is a SBE, WBE DBE owned business and she doesnt have a license to install so much as a light switch but this is KC after all and we make our own rules!

Anonymous said...

Some of you are in dire need of getting a life. Sorry for the condescending tone, but controlling the narrative on this blog is not an achievement.

Anonymous said...

958, so true.

Anonymous said...

Yet 9:58 is still here... If KC Star had open comments, you would see similar comments there.

Anonymous said...

Is she going to have Iphone toilet alerts?

hard chatger said...

958 is a prophet I'm his own land 1012.

The fact that he's here is not the point.

Anonymous said...

She'll probably manage the business. She's suprisingly popular and that business in going to take off.

Plumb this said...

Honey-colored patch on the mound, or is that a dye job on her head?

Anonymous said...

I got a picture of Katie I use occasionally for my cleaning my personal pipes.

She was buns-up kneeling, I was wheeling and dealing said...

Katie's ASAP Plumbing

Does ASAP mean Anal Sex Always Provided?

Anonymous said...

Tony, get real man. I like hot women as much as any guy. Your incessant open pining over chicks that are way out of your league is pathetic. It is pretty sad when even Tony Bone will not fuck you. If you have most of your teeth, a car, pills, and know how to say "freedom," "accountability" and "SNAP benefits card" she will totally date you. If you can string them together in a incoherent diatribe on you tube, even better.

Anonymous said...

Wow, her career went in the toilet, down the drain, to shit, etc. This is so good it practically writes itself.

Anonymous said...

She's insane. I'd still let her fit my pipe.

Anonymous said...

One thing about a being a plumber, you got to really know your shit.....

Anonymous said...

I would plumb the depths of her.

luv Katie's dirty pooper said...

i would LOVE to git some of her shit on my penis!!! Mmmmmmmmmm LOVE that squishy sound.

Anonymous said...

It was this or Branson

Andrew Dice Clay said...

I don't know what to say or how to answer these. You guys are out of my league with your remarks.

Dick P. Ness said...

My prostate empties in her honor.

Midtown Perv said...

I emptied my pipe on Katie! Now someone hand me a kleenex. Oh...and where do I send my tribute????