TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY NEWBIE PLUMBER KATIE HORNER CAN CLEAN MY PIPES ANY TIME!!!



There's nothing more important a woman's plumbing so this morning let's take a moment to mark the journey of our favorite Kansas City weather lady of all times.

To wit . . .

THANKS TO TKC TIPSTERS WHO TOLD US ABOUT KATIE HORNER'S PLUMBING ENDEAVOR!!

I knew this multi-talented local lady sold real estate and even participated in triathlons but I had yet to learn about her plumbing talents.

Check her about page for more background on the Katie's ASAP plumbing biz that acknowledges her longstanding community commitment . . .

It sounds like she's really into it which is pretty cool . . . I think that her beau also in the pic so I'm wondering if I have to pay extra if I want Katie to work on my pipes. Probably.

Thinking . . . Her job as a weather newsie probably translates well.

- Every TV newsbabe has to put up with a lot of poop.

- I want my plumber panicked and enthusiastic about my problems.

- Poop rolls downhill in much the same way the corporate and news director decisions often impact reporters on the front lines. 

Either way, unlike most newsies it's nice to see that hottie Katie has more than a few marketable skillz as the media game gets tougher and Dead Tree media folks look for ideas.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Careful TKC. Looks like her boyfriend could pummel you and then flush you away.

    Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaa!

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  2. I let her sweat my pipe last night.

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  3. Do Not plunge her drain if she's been to Ponaks!

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  4. Can she rig a standpipe and pump it to obtain the required head?

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  5. Careful...Don't Cross Swords!7/16/14, 7:41 AM

    Who wants to help her become watertight?

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  6. The Bear would like to Roto Root dat ass !

    Katie Horny, welcome to Bear World.

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  7. I want Katie to snake me because i hate myself.

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  8. Oh, the self-loathing you must feel!

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  9. She said she'd sweat my joint, but she squirted in the crawlspace.

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  10. If she's half as over the top about a leaky toilet as she was a thundershower, customers should be prepared.

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  11. Shame that nobody can give her hoopz'job. Shame that there's so much sexism in media.

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  12. This woman seriously needs a good manager. She is about to become a huge target.

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  13. K.T. Hornier

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  14. Too bad Alonzo already emptied your pipe last night Tony.

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  15. is her company going to qualify for DBE, MBE SBE status Philip Yelder? after all she doesnt have a license, her boyfriend does .. sort of like Mark One Electric with Rosie, that company is a SBE, WBE DBE owned business and she doesnt have a license to install so much as a light switch but this is KC after all and we make our own rules!

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  16. Some of you are in dire need of getting a life. Sorry for the condescending tone, but controlling the narrative on this blog is not an achievement.

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  17. 958, so true.

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  18. Yet 9:58 is still here... If KC Star had open comments, you would see similar comments there.

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  19. Is she going to have Iphone toilet alerts?

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  20. 958 is a prophet I'm his own land 1012.

    The fact that he's here is not the point.

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  21. She'll probably manage the business. She's suprisingly popular and that business in going to take off.

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  22. Honey-colored patch on the mound, or is that a dye job on her head?

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  23. I got a picture of Katie I use occasionally for my cleaning my personal pipes.

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  24. She was buns-up kneeling, I was wheeling and dealing7/16/14, 11:47 AM

    Katie's ASAP Plumbing

    Does ASAP mean Anal Sex Always Provided?

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  25. Tony, get real man. I like hot women as much as any guy. Your incessant open pining over chicks that are way out of your league is pathetic. It is pretty sad when even Tony Bone will not fuck you. If you have most of your teeth, a car, pills, and know how to say "freedom," "accountability" and "SNAP benefits card" she will totally date you. If you can string them together in a incoherent diatribe on you tube, even better.

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  26. Wow, her career went in the toilet, down the drain, to shit, etc. This is so good it practically writes itself.

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  27. She's insane. I'd still let her fit my pipe.

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  28. One thing about a being a plumber, you got to really know your shit.....

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  29. I would plumb the depths of her.

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  30. luv Katie's dirty pooper7/16/14, 2:14 PM

    i would LOVE to git some of her shit on my penis!!! Mmmmmmmmmm LOVE that squishy sound.

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  31. It was this or Branson

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  32. Andrew Dice Clay7/16/14, 2:55 PM

    I don't know what to say or how to answer these. You guys are out of my league with your remarks.

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  33. Dick P. Ness7/16/14, 4:18 PM

    My prostate empties in her honor.

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  34. Midtown Perv7/16/14, 4:37 PM

    I emptied my pipe on Katie! Now someone hand me a kleenex. Oh...and where do I send my tribute????

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