Sunday, July 27, 2014

THE TKC SUNDAY SPECIAL!!! KANSAS CITY BACK TO SCHOOL CELEBRATION AFTER SPATE OF TEEN SUMMER VIOLENCE!!!



Here's the closest we get to optimism regarding Kansas City concerns: Right now we're hearing from KICK-ASS INSIDERS who are CELEBRATING a bit of relief amid the end of Summer that has nothing to do with cooler temperatures on the way.

To wit . . .

LOCAL POLITICOS AND THE SHOPKEEP CLASS CELEBRATE BACK TO SCHOOL TIME AND MORE OVERSIGHT OF KANSAS CITY VIOLENT TEEN FLASH MOBS!!!

Violence on the Plaza last night reminded Kansas city that so-called "crackin" events still have the potential to drive away customers and scare Midtown Kansas City denizens.

Moreover . . .

- Violence @ The Zoo has terrified TV viewers . . .

- Westport Ruckus OUR BLOG COMMUNITY REPORTED FIRST has the called into question a Midtown Renaissance . . .

- And the P&L District is now a zone for loitering as well as partying . . .

Again . . .

THE HOPE IS THAT VIOLENT KANSAS CITY TEENS WILL NOW FIND THEMSELVES MORE OCCUPIED WITH ALL THE FUN AND STUDY THE KCPS OFFERS!!!

Never mind that Kansas City Public Schools REMAIN UNACCREDITED and on the verge of a complicated administrative takeover/oversight/transfer struggles as they suffer from their own set of unique challenges.

Developing . . .

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What have we learned?

That Kansas City has some real problems that can't be solved with higher taxes or bow ties!

Anonymous said...

CK-Detroit

Blaz Tavers, local art critic/gadfly said...

None of these problems seems to matter now that I have seen the new Mad Max trailer. Just counting down the months now.

Anonymous said...

Lots of house for sale signs up. I doubt these people are planning on sticking around in the CKMO urban core.

Anonymous said...

Yes CK's low taxes, great schools, and low crime make it a wonderful place to raise a family.

Anonymous said...

And the nigger running the KCPS system makes how much for this pile of shit?

Anonymous said...

Nope the answer is to "import educated young people, because ours are stupid" (paraphrased), Mayor James.

And out source City functions, "because we suck at what we do", Mayor James.

Anonymous said...

7:13 never any signs of kids in my West Plaza neighborhood, kind of bizarre but I completely understand why no one would stick it out in the urban core...the recipe for the death of a city.

Anonymous said...

The Detroit metaphor is getting about as old as the we want to be Portland offering.

If you haters feel compelled to post, please develop creativity and/or humor.

The bigot rants, F-bombs, and cum-rape posts are really at a 12 year old level.

Anonymous said...

Hey 7:50 fuck You and hope your ole lady fucks your best friend.

Now get this asshole when the kettle is black you say it's black. If KC looks like Detroit then it must be like Detroit.

Other than that if you don't like it go live with Glazer and then see what hell and a hater is really like.

Anonymous said...

That's about the way I imagined that might go.

Anonymous said...

What he said!

Anonymous said...

And the common thread? The black termite destroying everything it touches.

Anonymous said...

Boom!

The Sax Man said...

Hey, this is a jazz town. We need more JAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

Ignore 7:50 its Radioman.

Anonymous said...

Best BBQ and Racism!

Anonymous said...

Leave those black kids alone, they are just victims of society.

Anonymous said...

I don't go to the PLAZA or WESTPORT in the evenings. I don't want to end up on my back on the sidewalk or in jail for fighting back.