Friday, July 04, 2014

REVENGE OF THE KANSAS MEAT MEN!!!



Earlier this year, Fox4 news served up important reporting about a salacious Kansas City meat scam.

NOW KANSAS IS ON HIGH ALERT AS MEAT MEN WHO WERE BANNED FROM DELIVERING THEIR GOODS HAVE BEEN SIGHTED DISHING OUT ILLICIT FLESH!!!

Check it:

Meat salesmen banned from Kansas spotted back in the state

Deets:

"The suspects where both prohibited from operating in Kansas in a 1998 court order for violations of the Kansas Consumer Protection Act. At the time, they were operating under the name America’s Choice Steak, Inc. The attorney general’s Consumer Protection Division has received reports that THE MEAT MEN have again been operating in Kansas under the names Iowa Steak, Direct Foods and UR Local Butcher."

As always, be careful with any meat you put into your mouth and be very skeptical about anyone delivering a door-to-door beefy package.

Developing . . .

7 Comments:

Clara Peller said...

Where's The Beef?

Joe Bob said...

Door to door meat salesmen in the Northland have a bounty on their heads. Most of them are meth heads from Independence trying to rob a working, tax paying citizen.

Price Chopper has fresh meat. Don't need no methburger, or crackbone.

Anonymous said...

Saw 2 different ones in my neighborhood in the past week in Clay County.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if those meth heads are selling cow meat. Whole cuts look like a specific animal. Ground meat looks like ... ground meat. Lotta dogs disappearing these days, know what I mean? And what about homeless people ... nobody would miss one or two.

Hey, I'd Support That! said...

Ground Messicans

Anonymous said...

UR Cannibals

Anonymous said...

Saw a truck with the Iowa name off I29/64th st last week.