Friday, July 18, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! REPORT FROM KANSAS CITY HOMICIDE: TEEN VICTIM OF DRIVE BY SHOOTING DIES @ HOSPITAL!!!



Kansas City's level of homicide and murder is increasing as temperatures get warmer . . . Here's the report on the latest local homicide . . .

"At approximately 930 PM KCPD officers were dispatched to 69th & Bellefontaine on reported sound of shots. 

Before their arrival the call was updated that a shooting had occurred and the victim had been transported by a private vehicle to an area hospital. Officers responded to the hospital and were advised the victim, a black make in his late teens, had been pronounced dead from an apparent gunshot injury. 

 The initial investigation indicates that the victim had been standing on the porch of a residence in the 6900 block of Bellefontaine when a vehicle drove past and began firing. At this time suspect information is still being developed. Anyone with information is urged to contact the TIPS Hotline at 816-474-TIPS."

Developing . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

This guy was Swiss.

(because he was all full of holes)

Anonymous said...

Dammit black people, learn to shoot better!

WELCOME TO DETROIT said...

WELCOME TO DETOILET AND ALL THE BLACK TURDS IN IT

chuck said...

Time for a vigil and some midnight basketball in a new Rec Center.

Anonymous said...

The deceased was confirmed to be a young churchgoing man.

Because he was all holey.

Anonymous said...

When did porch monkey season open?

Anonymous said...

Pavement Apes on parade.

I guees Doc Earnest was full of shit as I thought.

Anonymous said...

You gotta be careful with dem porch apes, or they'll ticket you for hunting in a baited area...

Anonymous said...

NI DOUBLE G ERS

Simian Deeper Meanings said...

Q: What is the difference between a Porch Monkey and a Yard Ape?

A: Point of aim.

Harry Stone said...

Obama and Holder have yet to return my calls.

The "Revs" said...

Build a 24-acre police fort there. That will solve everything in this Swope Park neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

Get your vigil kits here! Buy one, get one free. Each kit includes a candle, teddy bear and balloon with a "He beed turnin he life aroun in CK" tee shirt!

Anonymous said...

Ok....sorry for all those involved. My sympathy to the family.

Anonymous said...

Those Amish buggies are very quiet

Anonymous said...

ANOTHER dead nigger....good.

Anonymous said...

Porch Monkey shot in a drive by. Cool.

Stay off the porch, monkey.

Anonymous said...

Maybe a black politician can have a candle light vigil with 20 or 30
people serve some fried chicken and all walk away feeling that they did some serious bidness to curb the violent epidemic of black people deaths and all will be well and re elect the grifter polly.