Sunday, July 20, 2014

MUST READ!!! THE GLAZER UPDATE!!!



TKC NOTE: Here's the latest on the life and ongoing adventures of our favorite Kansas City media impresario. Check it:

THE GLAZER UPDATE

I know I know even some haters and trolls miss hearing from me on Tony's wonderful information center. Well Glazer fans and enemies I owe you an update so here it is gang.

As most of the readers know who don't live under a Chiefs All Pro ( hah), the new Stanford and Sons is under construction. We left Legends a few weeks back, July 1st to be exact. The new club will be at 119th and Metcalf, next to Fuel and all those hot bars at Rosanna Square. Stanfords will open with a full service restaurant as well as comedy. In phase two this fall we will add a late night bar, more dining space and a semi enclosed huge outdoor patio. Should be fun. Right now its lots of work and day to day projects to get done on time. Look for opening late summer. Details on stanfordscomedyclub.com or my facebook, media and right here on Tonys KC.

My love life is still going strong with my now 8 month girlfriend, Jasmine. That's her stage name as Johnny Dare pointed out a few months back. She is the star dancer, if there is such a thing, at Whispers. If and when we move to phase two, she will stop dancing and either help me with our projects or get into the normal work world. Those who know her see she is a special lady and has a good heart, besides looks. I know I've heard all the jokes and we all know its tough dating an exotic dancer. I should know. But I see something in her and want to give her every chance.

Projects outside Stanfords at Rosanna Square: include my trip to LA in early June that got my book/movie set up again. Not an easy task. The director and I are in final negotiations on rights, payments, credits etc..will make an official announcement soon. Stay tuned.

Another exciting project is also under way. Stanfords in the US Virgin Islands. We were picked to be the comedy club and restaurant/nightclub in a nearly billion dollar project underway on St. Thomas. Wouldn't be the worst spot to live out your years. My good pal is the CEO and has built hundreds of large shopping developments all over the nation, including KC. He now lives there and has put this together over the last couple years. Hope it all works out.

So I have been busy. No that was not my Lotus in the car wreck on TV last week. Glad I missed that one.

Will be back with regular stories in a week or so, haters get ready. Hope all of you, even the trolls are having a nice summer. Sorry bout Royals. Have a great second half of summer see many of you at the new club in less than two months. Enjoy.

P.S. one of our readers and former TV news and morning show host, Fred Browski brought out some fantastic Bar-B-Q to our workers and staff last week at the new club. Thank you Fred. Great guy. I used to love watching him as a kid on weekend morning cartoon shows he hosted.
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73 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh jeezuz not this again.

Anonymous said...

Dickweed

Anonymous said...

Thanks for keeping us informed. Most of us enjoy your stories. There are the losers though.

Anonymous said...

Chapter 74 of Weasel Bleatings

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear you're putting your money off shore. You need a pirate flag to show your true colors Glazer.

Anonymous said...

The Glazer section of the KC sewer system has backed up into TKC again.

Dealer/Cars said...

Craig I work for Legends Toyota, sales. I go to Whispers a few times a month. OMG. Jazmine is so hot. We talk about her at work. She told my co worker you were her man. We are jealous. What a body, what a looker. Good call. Hope it all goes well for you two. She seems to be a decent girl.

Anonymous said...

12:46 is a cuckold cock cleaner.

Anonymous said...

Never buy a Toyota from a guy with creampie dick breath.

Anonymous said...

Yes Sir, the new Camry has foreskin-smooth leather!

Anonymous said...

Of course the ass hole has a smokin hot babe. He has money, a fancy sports car, muscles by steroid and owns nightclubs. Hey Glazer try and get hard with me at your new club and see what happens. I saw that sports car wreck on the news, was hoping it was you and you got hurt bad.

Anonymous said...

Wow so your chick is the Calender Girl for Toyota at nowhere land.

Anonymous said...

Glazer you used to dat movie stars you bragged about now a stripper. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Anonymous said...

Only reason I returned to this blog was when I learned Glazer had split the scene and was no longer spewing his bullshit.

Thanks for the warning

Anonymous said...

Do us a favor and move to St. Thomas.

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Whats the movie going to be called.

Return of the Slimebag?

Anonymous said...

No. You do not need to keep me updated on your life.
I do not care what you do.

HairHatClubForMen said...

This is a PERFECT EXAMPLE of a self-absorbed NARCISSIST.

Pay attention to his own words, as it gives you an idea as to the extent of his self-obsession and extreme neediness:

"miss hearing from me"

"My love life is still going strong with my now 8 month girlfriend, Jasmine. She is the star dancer at Whispers. I see something in her and want to give her every chance."

"..my trip to LA in early June that got my book/movie set up again."

"We were picked to be the comedy club and restaurant/nightclub in a nearly billion dollar project underway on St. Thomas."

"My good pal is the CEO and has built hundreds of large shopping developments all over the nation, including KC."

"No that was not my Lotus.."

If you've ever seen Kristen Wiig's Saturday Night Live character Penelope, that's Glazer!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9xNn2f1Go

Let's do it for Caleb Michael-Flies! said...

The old "stripper with a heart of gold" trope.

I love this one, it always has such a happy ending.

Anonymous said...

What do you call Glasehole, Gokkun Bones, and Asslonzo chained to deep anchors at Kaw Point?

Water pollution within acceptable limits.

Anonymous said...

Typical self-centered jew.
They always think that someone gives a fuck what they do.

Anonymous said...

Look this jasmine person should be offended that he said this...

But I see something in her and want to give her every chance.


Hmm..old man is so invested in her he wants to hire her......oh lord......run jasmine run.....this doesn't seem very nice or a good or safe place for you....run run run

But you could at least get a car out of the geezer for messing around with the old wood. So on one hand, community college is a good option and diginity is nice, but take this pervo for everything you can without becoming an employee. Just a thought....

Anonymous said...

Glazer has got to be the lamest person in Kansas City, putting him squarely in the running for dorkiest loser in America. He's like a cartoon version of the middle age moron who never got over high school social modes.

I feel embarrassed for the dude.

Anonymous said...

I know Glazer is full of shit because I did Jasmine three times last week myself. She does have a bigger penis than glazer, according to her. However, Glazers true love interest has to be Tony 'cause there is seldom a reason to give a nobody a story unless Tony is getting his.

Anonymous said...

biggest bullshitter, Glazer or Bob Thunder Therman.Close, but Glazer by a ....

Anonymous said...

If Jasmine had as many dicks stuck outside her as she has had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine!

Anonymous said...

Hit count must be down since fatso deleted bear.

Anonymous said...

Man Glazer the jealous bastards out there never stop from amazing even me. Glad to hear all the good things coming your way. Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

got to back up the Glaze on this one. If some guy really took out his chic, the guy would use her real name, he didn't. Means he's full of it.

Anonymous said...

Hey he ain't all bad, he mentioned the tv dude who brought them some bbq. Fred. That was nice.

Anonymous said...

6:18 Ba-Zinga. You are correct. Two doses of Alonzo, Glazer, Toy Train. Hits are down on the free speech blog. Lets bring out the big guns. Next it will be Frazier Glenn or Toni Bones.

Woodside/lady said...

BAD NEWS BOYS. I was at Woodside pool TODAY. I am a 31 year old. Been a member for two years. Pool is major league ladies. OMG there he was Craig Glazer. OK OK, heres the scoop. He was wearing those 'hip hop' black trunks to his ankles, had on a black t shirt and shoes. BUT, HE PULLED IT OFF. Me and gal pals all watched him take off his shirt. Yep he got that 007 bod, ala Sean Connery. BUT HE LOOKS damn good. Just the truth. He was in the pool with another guy and several women were circling and talking to him. Hot ones. Hey I'm hot. Would I do him. Man I don't know all those strippers, black girls, who knows, but I like the bad boys. YES. I had to report the real deal boys.

Anonymous said...

Where is Tony to do one of his troll posts. 7:05 has to be Glazer. No woman would write something that stupid. OMG what a douche.

Anonymous said...

Rosana Square

Woodside/lady said...

No sir I'm not Glazer. The truth hurts huh. He's the bomb. He gets babes. All the time. I'm sorry its true.

Anonymous said...

7:05 you sound gay. Definitely not a woman. Sounds like Glazer trying to run up his stock. Or it could be his butt boi Tony. They seem to take turns blowing each other.

Anonymous said...

Craig glad you are back. Love the hate comments. Iknow you don't but man is it fun to read. Stay with us man. No crap you are fun to follow.

Anonymous said...

Someone called out Bob Thunder foot Thurman. Hey that guy could kick all our asses. Great fighter.

Anonymous said...

Glazer is a snitch crook. He will flop in the OP.

Anonymous said...

Who did he snitch out? I think you are a full of shit hater. I ask this every time you write and it and now answer. Here is the answer, nobody. I think Stanfords will do well as it always does in OP.

Anonymous said...

Damn what is Glazer dating a stripper so bad he can't take her to Woodside with him. She has to be a real loser that he gets to go play at the pool all day alone. Oh wait shit I forgot she is a hooker as well so Craig can only afford to pay here a few days a month. I bet Woodside said keep her ass out of here we don't allow that sort of trash. I bet Glazer was told as well by Woodside to shape up or ship out he is bad for attracting members.

Anonymous said...

When you are well known, and the man is, people love to throw stones. Way it is.

David/Woodside said...

Craig is an honored member at Woodside. He has been since he was in his twenties. He promotes our club online and in the media. He is well liked by all of the members and staff. He brought his girlfriend to our Super Bowl Party this past year. Very nice young lady. She is welcome.

Anonymous said...

I know him, like him, most do. Whats the big BS now.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha 7:49 is Glazer what a BS post.

Anonymous said...

Any dipshit who has cash good looking or ugly can get a hooker/stripper if the cash amount is right. Can't you all see it at a Glazer family reunion, oh look here's Craig and his whore.

Anonymous said...

This same shit was posted over at KCC last week or so you got punked Tony.

Woodside/lady said...

Ok..ok, you busted me after my 7:05 comment! Here's what I should have said:

BAD NEWS BOYS. I was at Woodside pool TODAY. I am a 81 year old. Been a member for twenty years. Pool is major league losers. OMG there he was Craig Glazer. OK OK, heres the scoop. He was wearing those 'flip flop' pink trunks to his ankles, had on a rhinestone t shirt and really bad toupee. BUT, HE PULLED IT OFF. Me and my geriatric pals all watched him take off his toupee. Yep he got that 3 Stooges look, ala Curly. HE LOOKS damn goofy. Just the truth. He was in the pool with another guy and several boy toys were circling and talking to him. Hot ones. Hey I'm hot for an octagenarian, but would I do him? Who knows, I like the bad boys, but I guess if I was drunk or get Alzheimers, you never know! I had to report the real deal boys.

Anonymous said...

Good thing Glazer has an office in the broom closet.

Anonymous said...

Oh BTW, that wasn't my gold plated limousine you saw on the news... Mine is in the shop getting diamonds placed on it.

Anonymous said...

Glazer ....shaking head in disgust to see an Alonzo Dipshittington type get hype. '

Anonymous said...

Saw Lotus wreck on TV not you. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

I wake up to Glazer. Great.

Glazer is the definition of a rat said...

To the dumb fuck who claims glazer isn't a snitch....
1. He was a criminal..fact
2. He started working for the police. Not as an agent but an informant..Fact.
3. Even if he was an agent (he wasn't) he started out as a home invader/armed robber.
4. If a criminal ends up working for the police, that makes him a rat fink stool pigeon/ aka...a snitch.
Got it? Learn it. Live it.

TKC, THE LAST FREE SPEECH BASTION , only if you let Tony suck you, said...

TALK ABOUT TROLLS. 3/4 OF THESE POSTS ARE ALL GLAZER. CAREFUL GLAZER OR TONY WILL DO YOU DIRTY LIKE HE DID THE POLAR BEAR, THEN CALL YOU A TROLL.

The Finer Thnings said...

I like the Glaze, he's way more entertaining than most of the shit birds around here. At least the guy admits that nice cars and ladies are the important and have their place.

Mike Banks said...

6:55 moron. Craig Glazer was never ever, ever, ever, ever, a rat. HE was a law enforcement officer. He had a gold badge, a weapon, police and law enforcement training. He did get into trouble.

You obviously are an idiot. His case when arrested in 1974 for setting up two dealers was Front page news here and nationally. Glazer was in the paper night and day, as an Agent, not informant. His book covers that. It was a big deal cause it cost the Attorney General his Governors chair, Vern Miller. You probably can get his book or go to the library and read about it.

Most people know this already. Your comments show what a fool you must be sir.

By the way I worked with Craig, as an agent back then. Good guy.

Anonymous said...

While I'm not sure if Craig Glazer is a good guy or not, I do know the facts. In the 70's I worked for Johnson County Courts. Craig Glazer was an agent for the Attorney General. He had not been arrested and gone to trial for anything before that case as an agent. He was not a paid informant. Glazer was a law enforcement officer. 'Home invader' well he did rob drug dealers in the south from what the case was about. Before he was an agent. An odd tale.

Anonymous said...

Read the book. King Of Sting. Book's got court records and newspaper quotes. Glazer posed as police, robbed drug dealers and such, became a real cop at 20 or so, book states. Unique story and life, that's why the book. He didn't get in trouble til after he was a cop.

Anonymous said...

I love this site Tony. These comments are a riot. Haters, lovers, idiots delight. Thanks.

Proof Glazers book and story is bullshit said...

crook working for cops = rat. Nice try on the fake mike shitbird comments. End of stry.
criminal working for cops is a rat bastard stoolie anyway you slice it. Glazer was sent to prison for the following CRIME. The article clearly stats he was an informant, not an agent.
from the l a times.....

Self-Styled Drug Vigilante Gets 7 Years in Prison

April 16, 1985|CATHLEEN DECKER and BILL FARR | Times Staff Writer

A self-styled counterculture vigilante, who claimed that undercover agents set him up on drug charges because he had conned them out of $100,000 in a money-laundering scheme, was sentenced Monday to seven years in federal prison.

U.S. District Judge William Keller said he found Craig Glazer to be "deeply enmeshed in drug traffic," rather than being the victim, as Glazer insisted. The sentencing followed Glazer's March 1 conviction on four counts of conspiracy to sell cocaine and using a telephone to facilitate a crime.
Before delivering the sentence, Keller asked prosecutor Fred Friedman what prison term he recommended. When Friedman argued for at least five years, Keller responded, "I think you are short of the mark," and gave Glazer the seven-year term.

"Narcotics is the greatest scourge in this country," Keller said, "and toleration of conduct such as Glazer's would be tantamount to a temptation to others to engage in it."

Glazer had asked the judge for leniency, saying, "I am a good person, and I have good qualities to offer society. . . . I am not and never have been a narcotics dealer."

In an interview before his trial, Glazer insisted that he was set up on charges that he conspired to purchase 10 kilograms of cocaine.

Glazer's self-styled vigilante career began in the early 1970s, he said, when he and a friend targeted drug dealers they believed had stolen from their friends. They robbed the drug dealers of contraband and money, usually masquerading as law enforcement officers.

Glazer said he was trying to rid the world of drug dealers and had returned the money and stolen drugs to his friends. However, authorities who investigated Glazer insist that he engineered the thefts for his own profit.

Glazer and a friend, Donald Woodbeck, came to Hollywood to pitch their story to movie studios, but Woodbeck was killed in a drug-related slaying. Glazer contended that he blamed Woodbeck's death on high-level South Bay drug dealers and sought revenge.

Legal Troubles

His current legal troubles began in the fall of 1983, when he met two men who introduced themselves as Vern and Dick, South Bay drug dealers. Actually, they were undercover narcotics officers.

Over the next several months, Glazer said, he concocted an investment scheme under which he laundered the drug dealers' purported profits, keeping an estimated $100,000 for himself and friends who had played roles in the scheme.

In June, 1984, however, the arrangement was terminated, when the "drug dealers" discovered Glazer's charade. But Glazer said he remained intent on "stinging" the men he still believed were drug dealers.
So when the undercover agents asked Glazer to purchase cocaine, Glazer agreed.

"I wanted them to trust me," he said.

Turned Over Money

When he and two friends turned over $271,000 for the cocaine on Aug. 31, 1984, they were arrested by federal agents.

Prosecutor Friedman successfully argued to the federal jury that Glazer, rather than being an altruistic vigilante, had enthusiastically dealt with drug dealers.

Two of Glazer's associates await sentencing on similar charges. Richard Hellman, a 48-year-old movie producer, pleaded guilty to one count of using a telephone in the commission of a crime. He is due to be sentenced April 29.

Ivan Urlich, a New Zealand yacht designer and broker, was convicted of one count of conspiracy to sell cocaine. He will be sentenced May 13.

Besides the prison term, Keller also sentenced Glazer to five years' probation and suspended an additional 12-year prison term.

clarence fuckin darrow said...

No where is there ever mention of Glazer as Law Enforcement. Dontcha think his lawyers would have mentioned that? Don't you think the judge or prosecution would have mentioned it? Dontcha think when Glazer was groveling on the judges cock he would have mentioned it? He was nothing more than a paid informant who tried to scam undercover cops. Court transcripts don't confirm anything other than glazer was a rat. They make no mention of badges, guns, vern miller. Sorry.

ouchie said...

http://articles.latimes.com/1985-04-16/news/mn-23268_1_drug-dealers

Anonymous said...

Actually the only way Glazer is even able to even talk to a girl above a 4 is buy sticking money in her dirty snatch. God knows his 70 year old shriveled up little dick isn't keeping them.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh just another one of Tony's rag tag band of lunatic fringe loosers with his show case boy being Aloonyzo Dipshittington.

Stop Being Stupid The Answer Is said...

A self-styled counterculture vigilante, who claimed that undercover agents set him up on drug charges because he had conned them out of $100,000 in a money-laundering scheme, was sentenced Monday to seven years in federal prison.

U.S. District Judge William Keller said he found Craig Glazer to be "deeply enmeshed in drug traffic," rather than being the victim, as Glazer insisted. The sentencing followed Glazer's March 1 conviction on four counts of conspiracy to sell cocaine and using a telephone to facilitate a crime.

Gold Badge My Ass

Glazer is a fucking "Liar" and one huge as fucking snitch bitch who sucks cock.

Stop Being Stupid The Answer Is said...

Here this proves in his own words the gold badsge shit is a farce.

Glazer's self-styled vigilante career began in the early 1970s, he said, when he and a friend targeted drug dealers they believed had stolen from their friends. They robbed the drug dealers of contraband and money, usually masquerading as law enforcement officers.

I think the asshole should be arrested now for impersonating an officer of the law as we all have seen him do many times in here. This fucking asshole lowlife needs to be back in jail again.

Anonymous said...

Glazer is pure white trash and always has been best I can tell. I use to work for this jerk but got wise fast and FYI all it was him that did that shit on the KCC Wilson dude. Yes he was getting all jealous that Wilson was getting more attention than he was at KCC blowing out his ass it was him that had made KCC what it was how he brought all the people to that site so he did all that posting of crap to get everyone fighting and Wilson all pissed off. Wise up Tony and stop floating in the gutter with trash like Glazer.

Anonymous said...

What do folks see in this asshole?

I mean come on look at this blog anyone who has done what this guy has done would have the rope and a tree guy going nuts.

Anonymous said...

Just saw this, Craig Glaze was an Agent and cop for the Attorney Generals office in 1974. It was front page and national news. Like a million times. Its in his book and if it were untrue the government would have said so. I've seen it in our papers and others over and over. Man you got a couple of pro haters Glazer.

Anonymous said...

6:44 are you ever stupid go read the story about what the judge said at his trial you asshole.

Anonymous said...

He was a cop get over it and also pretended to be one before that. A fact. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

I am just wondering how many people you will rip off with this latest venture.