Friday, July 04, 2014

MICHAEL SAM FREEDOM AND KANSAS CITY CELEBRATES INTERNETS WEDDING RUMOR!!!



This apt bit of "reporting" is cracking up Kansas City denizens so much that we had to share . . .

National Report: Obama To Ordain First Gay Marriage At The White House Between Michael Sam and Vito Cammisano

Deets:

"In what is being dubbed as the “Wedding Of The Century”, openly-gay football star of the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam and his long-time boyfriend, Vito Cammisano, are to be married at the White House, with President Barack Obama overseeing the Muslim themed event."

Of course we believe everything we read on the Internet and this story is PERFECT for the blog right now . . .

Developing . . .

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Har-Har TKC.

These guys seem just a bit meaner than the Onion.

Anonymous said...

P Bear, its a satire website and article. None of it is real. Good grief.

Anonymous said...

Willie the Rat would be sooo proud.

Anonymous said...

The Polar Bear might well be the sexiest man in the Midwest...my girlfriends and I swoon over him! Yummy!

P Bear said...

4:27 bear knows that. You have to admit it's not like this could/would happen at any time with this POTUS.

P Bear said...

......and there is no way the Bear will throw away a perfectly good watermelon....

Anonymous said...

Only under the Obama administration will the American tax payers be forced to pay the bill for mobster kin to buttfuck in a government facility. Gee Barrack, you have outdone yourself.

Anonymous said...

This isn't April Fools tony!

Argo said...

Funny shiz. That's about what it has come to in this country.

Abcnkc said...

FLASH..... KCMO......

PANIC...

"Little Green men invade Hackensack New Jersey.... They came from the air."

Don't turn off your computer....

Signed
- Internet News Group

Anonymous said...

DATE CHECK!!!!

JULY 4 NOT APRIL 1

WAY OVER THE TOP!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Quars!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Did you see where Joan Rivers said Obama is the first gay president and Michelle was a tranny? This is no joke, see for your self:

http://www.gossipcop.com/joan-rivers-michelle-obama-tranny-president-gay/