This apt bit of "reporting" is cracking up Kansas City denizens so much that we had to share . . .
National Report: Obama To Ordain First Gay Marriage At The White House Between Michael Sam and Vito Cammisano
Deets:
"In what is being dubbed as the “Wedding Of The Century”, openly-gay football star of the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam and his long-time boyfriend, Vito Cammisano, are to be married at the White House, with President Barack Obama overseeing the Muslim themed event."
Of course we believe everything we read on the Internet and this story is PERFECT for the blog right now . . .
Developing . . .
Har-Har TKC.
ReplyDeleteThese guys seem just a bit meaner than the Onion.
P Bear, its a satire website and article. None of it is real. Good grief.
ReplyDeleteWillie the Rat would be sooo proud.
ReplyDeleteThe Polar Bear might well be the sexiest man in the Midwest...my girlfriends and I swoon over him! Yummy!
ReplyDelete4:27 bear knows that. You have to admit it's not like this could/would happen at any time with this POTUS.
ReplyDelete......and there is no way the Bear will throw away a perfectly good watermelon....
ReplyDeleteOnly under the Obama administration will the American tax payers be forced to pay the bill for mobster kin to buttfuck in a government facility. Gee Barrack, you have outdone yourself.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't April Fools tony!
ReplyDeleteFunny shiz. That's about what it has come to in this country.
ReplyDeleteFLASH..... KCMO......
ReplyDeletePANIC...
"Little Green men invade Hackensack New Jersey.... They came from the air."
Don't turn off your computer....
Signed
- Internet News Group
DATE CHECK!!!!
ReplyDeleteJULY 4 NOT APRIL 1
WAY OVER THE TOP!!!!!!!!
Quars!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you see where Joan Rivers said Obama is the first gay president and Michelle was a tranny? This is no joke, see for your self:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gossipcop.com/joan-rivers-michelle-obama-tranny-president-gay/