Sunday, July 27, 2014

KANSAS CITY'S OWN CRAIG GLAZER SHARES STORIES OF LIFE IN THE CLINK!!!



TKC Note: On this fine Sunday morning we wanted to share a thoughtful bit of writing from our pal Craig Glazer who shares his perspective on prison life and some of the colorful characters he has encountered during his adventures. Check it:

YOU MEET THE NICEST PEOPLE ... IN PRISON (WTF!)

I was watching one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movies, HANG EM HIGH, the other night. I saw the music score was composed by Dominic Frontiere. You might remember him from years past, not for his many credits in music for TV and film, but for going to prison in 1986 for scalping super bowl tickets. 500 grands worth. His wife owned the Rams, Georgia Frontiere. Dominic got nailed for tax evasion and got one year in prison. I should know I met him there. In prison at Lompoc, Ca. I thought then about all the famous and not so famous men I had the chance to meet and get to know a bit back in those dark days.

In my just over 4 years staying in west coast federal institutions I met hundreds, thousands of inmates. Some were way more publicized than myself. Most of the wealthy, high profile guys were sent straight to prison camps. No walls, safe, just boring. Dominic was a nice guy, quiet and sad, as were most. Maybe the most notable person in with me, in fact in my dorm room, camps have those, was Ivan Boesky. Yep the mega millionaire stock man who got a couple years for inside trading. At the time the richest white collar person to ever go to prison. In fact ABC came to interview Ivan, he wouldn't talk so guess who got to speak for him and the prison. Me. I was president of Toastmasters and inmate front guy. Shocker. I still have a copy of that tape. Now its funny, then it seemed important. Boesky was the man who shaped the character in the huge hit film WALL STREET, they modeled Gordon Gekko after him, Michael Douglas in the picture. Uh, no Ivan was not nearly that cool. In fact a stingy person, not too likable.

When my sentence started I was in higher level, more dangerous prisons, like Terminal Island in Long Beach, Ca. Back then not so nice. The towers, walls, guards and grey, ugly, the whole nine yards. However even there I was able to meet a few good guys. Maybe the one I best remember was an older dude named Seymour Cassel. Seymour was in my four man cell. He claimed to be an Academy Award nominated actor, best supporting role for Faces or maybe it was Love Streams. I didn't believe him, everyone in the joint has a story, most blown up or just lies. Seymour was in for mailing some blow to another state for dough. His career had fallen and he needed the money. He wanted to start an acting class with me. We did, I thought he was full of it. Yet one day he got a visit from actor director John Cassavetes. Sure enough Seymour was on the level. Years later when I got out I ran into him at the screening premiere of INDECENT PROPOSAL, he was the co star with Robert Redford and Demi Moore. He said "for Gods sake Glazer don't tell people here you met in prison." I didn't. The guy has made a huge comeback and is very wealthy today from his many film roles as the older man in current movies.

When I came into Terminal Island for holding til trial, later I bonded out, I met a guy leaving the place...John Zachary Delorean. He had won his trial in 1985, I was starting he was ending. He was held for several weeks in J2, a crap hole at TI. At the time THE case in the national news. You might remember him the car maker who got finance from coke dealers that ended up being feds. The car was made THE DELOREAN, from the movie BACK TO THE FUTURE. John was married to the beautiful morning talk show hostest, Christina Ferrare. She left him right after he won the case. John died in 2005. I had met him at my agents cleaners in Beverly Hills for a moment years before all of our troubles. Liked him.

Another person of note was FBI agent Richard Miller. The first agent convicted of treason with the FBI. Mid 80's. He got two life sentences plus 50 years for selling some worthless training manuals to a Russian female agent he was having an affair with, Sventiana Ogorodnikov. He was celled next to me at Lompoc Prison the high level joint not the camp. I was there in transit on the way to Saffard, Az. Miller was a tragic figure. He had 8 kids, was overweight and a laughing stock as an agent. He fell in love with this women he said, got 50 grand for what he claims were worthless papers and ruined his terrible life. I kinda felt sorry for him. He clearly was no big time agent and I doubt he had much important information to give anyone. He did get released in 1994, the feds took pity on him. The Russian lady is still in prison, wow.

There were many more, my pal and actor Seth Jaffe who got a nice reality show a few years back, Relapse, when he got out. Great guy good friend, miss him. Aaron Binder my dutch uncle in LA. An older Wall Street guy who got tied up in some FED EX type scandal. He and his wife, an artist let me stay with them in Santa Monica when I moved back to KC and had to fly into LA for film work in the 90's. Aaron passed away a few years back.

Career wise the key man I met was in Boron, Ca. The prison camp, home of the WaterGate boys. Tom Blackburn. He got out with me a year of so after we met. Tom gave me a job producing CHAMPIONS FOREVER starring Muhammad Ali. I would later own the series and have a second chance in Hollywood because of that chance.

Most of the men I met are now faceless and nameless. We all had our stories and tales of woe. Some belonged there, some didn't. It was an interesting experience. Not one I'd ever like to do again. The tales of broken dreams by thousands of men who made one too many mistakes. I know I was one of them.
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82 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice, kind of like orange is the new black but without all the girl power stuff.

Anonymous said...

Well you sure as fuck still belong there ya fucking snitch rat.

Referring to Glazer, everyone but infatuated Tony repeatedly said...



Schmuck!

Anonymous said...

This stupid fucker and his lies. How about the real reason for having to leave the Legends? The as in they didn't want you there anymore story. But no you have to dribble out this kind of shit thinking you are impressing us. Stay up north with your whore we don't want you in OP either. Sure OP Police is getting all ready for you where your vigilante style of bouncing won't be allowed.

Balbonis Glazer, the Dude, any of a multitude of KCC ass clowns.... said...

Tony you talk smack on the polar bear, calling him names and telling everyone you don't like him and yet you run out Craig Glazer, admitted convict, known criminal, and basic douche to babble his bullshit.

Wonder how your viewers feel about Glazer? I be the comments will tell you plenty. Also, you dedicate a entry after accusing people of spam. But then you say nothing when Glazer posts 20 times when the posts are so obvious we know it has to be Glazer.

This blog has the journalistic credibility of a floating turd in Brush Creek.

Anonymous said...

Moving On

NEXT

Polar Bear said...

Wonder how many "Angry Dragons's" he got in Terminal Island?

Anonymous said...

Not to mention that he's an accomplished rusty trombonist.

Anonymous said...

Not many people will name drop when they were in prison, but leave it to glazer. It takes a special kind of talent.

Anonymous said...

Oh goody, more Glazer anal spew.

What's next, Better Trailerhomes And Tire Gardens - Sugar (Shits) Creek Edition?

Anonymous said...

Maserati Glaze he ain't

Anonymous said...

midtown miscreant told better prison and crime stories then he went all racist and stopped writing.

Anonymous said...

Why do some old men insist on making idiots out of themselves trying to pretend they are still hip and relevant?

Most everyone thinks, a few have said...

With the featuring of:

Glazed Whore

Trailertown Gokkun On-The-Dole "Anarchist"

Assclownzo

this blog rises to the level of sub-basement cesspool.

Anonymous said...

American Snitch: The Glazer Files

Anonymous said...

Leave it to some jew to brag about being in prison with another jew: Ivan Boesky

Anonymous said...

They weren't "mistakes". They were CRIMES.
Always spinning the shit to make themselves look good.

Anonymous said...

Hurry to Woodside all I am sure the Glaze will be there pissing in the pool and laughing about it as he spins tales of how shit don't stink and his whore (wonder how much a week she costs him to pretend this relationship) is great. Then go to KCC where the Heinie will be back from the same vacation as last year telling you all what a great wonderful person the Glaze is and how he would let him date his daughters when they get of age. Don't miss the great Wilson story where the comments get pumped up by Wilson himself, he learned that trick well from the Glaze himself. Yes the great Glazer spews his stink all over KC and as all convicts always saying they didn't belong in jail.

Anonymous said...

How much Glazer pay for this sit here all day post wasting peoples valuable time?

Noel said...

Well now, too bad the two haters got up early today and posted their rear ends off. Me, I enjoyed the read. I am in my late 40's and remember most of those high profile gentlemen. Must have been a trip Glazer.

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Anonymous said...

Complete bullshit.

David Rice said...

9:47 wrong, its three I know of, they told me so, at least two did and I know the third. Tom Bowman, went to SMS, hates Glazer cause he stung someone he knew in Arizona, a dope dealer of course. Bowman gave me a ride a year or so ago and told me he hates on Glaze. Dan Malarky, a junkie, grew up with Glazers younger brothers. Dan knew Craig was a cop and one point could have busted him but didn't. Then this pill dealer and yep, snitch, Bubba. Sold Glazer's little bro.
Bowman is drunk, the other two drug addicts. The only liars on this thing are those three that I know of myself. I worked for Craig and Jeff for years at the door at Stanfords in Westport. Both good guys.

Craig was neve anything close to snitch. In fact the oppostie. Haters hate.

Anonymous said...

Hey there is a website on the Glazers and Stanford and Sons with cartoons and you name it. Damn can't remember the name of it. It does have a story on Glazer in a prison camp, Lompoc. That is true.

Anonymous said...

Tony I don't know whats better the stories by this guy or the comments. Either way funny, funny, funny and even interesting. Keep them coming baby.

Anonymous said...

What a list of people who were once up there and fell down. Nice story. I know all those names but maybe one. I'd like to have met and spoken to Delorean and Boesky. Not worth going to prison though.

Anonymous said...

Nobody has more colorful life stories than this guy Tony.

Anonymous said...

Haha. A premature infant has better life stories than this.

chuck said...

The stories Glaze tells about his time in prison are pretty interesting. I think you guys might be overr reacting a little bit. If ya hate the guy ok, hate him, but that story wasn't that bad.

Sheesh...

Anonymous said...

So this bullshit is starting up again?

chuck said...

By the way, I once had a beer in the LA Airport next to Kojak. I didn't talk to him.

I then ment Barbie Benton in Las Vegas. She is really little, about 5ft 1inch maybe.

I talked to her.

Anonymous said...

agree with Chuck. Story is unique even strange. why hate on the guy. if you don't like him don't read him.

Anonymous said...

I once almost met Donald Trump. We were in the same country.

Anonymous said...

The writer isn't bragging or name dropping in my opinion. He's giving the reader an inside view of that era and famous people who went to prison he ran into. Nothing more.

Anonymous said...

Writer was in the same prison and cell with Boesky. Not like he ran into him somewhere.

Anonymous said...

I once did a weekend for a traffic ticket. Lifers asked "what you in for" when assigned my cell. I told them none of your business. It frightened them. They knew right then a big dog just moved in. The reason I got the traffic ticket was I was driving down the street talking to my friend Rachel Welch who was window shopping on Rodeo Drive through my window and was holding up traffic. Right then my ol buddy Nick Nolte just happened to be walking by and yell cops! Two officers walked up and asked my for my I.D. I told them, don't you know who I am? A few seconds later the Mayor of L.A. just happened to be walking by, he and I used to hang out at some hot spots at one time, and kept walking. Goes to show you who your real friends are when you need them. When Monday morning came and my name was called for release, my cell mates said where you going? I told them I'm being transferred to solitary where I won't hurt somebody. Outside, after three long days, my ex girlfriend Sally Fields picked me up, and we headed to my agents place to cut a movie deal about my time served. Several big name studios are interested. And an old buddy of mine who now owns the biggest bitcoin trading out fit on the west coast is a possible backer. He's also contacting an old friend of mine in New York who now is a VP at Goldman Sacks. Got to rush to the pool now, where I'll be having drinks with Clint Eastwood and checking out the good looking babes.

Stop Being Stupid The Answer Is said...

As always there are those who like Glazer, losers like chuck who blasts any other crook in here but gobbles any and all of Glazers man gravy every time he jerks off. Noel and that other asshole who was supposed to work for him who all smell of Glazers stink and gloating. Glazer is like all the niggers in this town he would rob you and fuck your favorite daughter if given the chance. But those that like Glazer and even Glazer himself will call us who speak out against Glazer losers. But guess what I bet big money since Glazer is suppose to be the big gambler that we so called haters have not down hard time or have probably not ever seen the inside of a jail out side of viewing one in a movie. I bet we are as well the sort of people who would run to the aid of their best friend in his time of need and not like a fucking pussy chicken run the other way and let them be killed. Sure Glazer is a up standing good man just to bad he is still fucking alive to bore us with his tales that float in his head from the drugs it appears he is still doing. Yes to bad good people like Harry Stone have to die and this shit stain is allowed to live.

OVERVIEW said...

My outside view of all this: This man's writings ring with the sound of truth. I've read about him over the years. I know he did work as an agent for Kansas. He did write a book. He did from what I know most everything he says he did. Now liking him or not is your issue. However to write the same attacks repeatedly does make you the fool.

OVERVIEW said...

11:40 as 11:52 wrote 'you are the fool' never seen such a jealous person as whom ever you are mister.
I'm sure if you ran into Craig Glazer you'd have nothing to say in real life. My guess is you are a scared little man and a coward. Your comments reck of that problem.

Anonymous said...

True DAT.

Anonymous said...

That's name dropping you rube. You just defined it.

Anonymous said...

I work at the radio station in Westport. Craig Glazer has been a weekly on air guest and host for as long as I have been here, like over ten years. I'm sure if he was full of shit the KC media would know that by now. Guys damn funny and interesting. You ain't.

David Rice said...

I busted the haters now they are going crazy. Bowman, Malarky and Bubba. Got ya!

Stop Being Stupid The Answer Is said...

Rice you are so fucking wrong and have way to much of Glazers gravy on your chin.

I have no idea who those people are but they sure not me you fucking loser.

David Rice a loser hanging with a loser.

Anonymous said...

Love the haters, you guys are like watching monkeys at the zoo. Always throwing shit.

Anonymous said...

Next week I'll be talking about how I made Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby stars, because I gave them their first gig at my club. And also my recent encounter with Sarah Silverman, who was so knocked out by my incredible looks she insisted we go to her place and have wild sex five minutes after we met. And for something new I will be discussing how to create jumbo pretzels, with some special recipes my ol buddy Chef Ramsey created especially for me. Until then I'm now going to enjoy the beach out front of my snazzy new second home, complete with bar, a comedy stage, automatic sliding glass doors and retracting skylights. Life is the tropics is good.

Rodger Adams of Liberty said...

11:56 I told Glazer off one day ran him the fuck off my place and that pussy was moving backwards about as much as on can do it and not fall down. So stop hyping the man you know nothing about.

Plus I want to see a high ranking law enforcment officer in this area go on the record saying Glazer was a fine upstanding lawman.

Tony the ball is in your court now get the person that every one will know in here who is respected to come tell us all about Glazers great law career. Truth is you won't find that person other than Glazer to do so. A certain ex FBI man use to gush on Glazer some till he was told to shut up.

So come on Tony time to do a real news story here with facts and filed proof.

CG said...

I told you I was a gold badge carrying lawman me and Woodchuck both you loser, so deal with it, I said it and that makes it the truth.

Gold Badge Case Files said...

Craig who?

Anonymous said...

Here awhile back I was talking to Dare and asked him about Glazer and he told me Glazer gets on the air in most places only because he has someone to take on the air not just him, comedians and so forth. He told me he like having Glazer on the show because he can stomp on Glazers nuts and the guy comes right back for more every week and the listeners love it. Exposure at a price.

CG said...

12:17 not me. This is CG. Thanks for the response as always. All the hate mail, grist for the mill. A name dropper in the joint, now that's funny right there. Yep met all those folks and more. Hey one I forgot to mention...Jerry Newton, yep Wayne Newtons brother. Bank fraud, was on work detail with Jerry at Boron. Wayne flew in one day in chopper to see him. Kinda cool. Most men in prison aren't famous and have little left on the outside. Federal prison, while it can be dangerous in high level joints like Lompoc USP or Merriam...have less violent inmates than state prison.

No doubt 90% of the men in prison belong there, most have sentences that are far too long..and again few are Boesky's or Deloreans. Very few.

I still have a couple good friends I met there, man it was more than 20 years ago. Time does go by.

CG said...

12:53 is not me

CG said...

12:17 is me

Anonymous said...

I met Truman Capote at the Jewel Box in 1960. He told me that Perry Smith was sentenced to be hanged but that he was already hung and Tru said he knew that personality. OMG. Smith gave Tru some fluid but it wasn't blood and it wasn't cold.

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares about Glazers thought. How about leaving his crap off the blog.

Anonymous said...

Amen 1:51

Anonymous said...

Glazer is a snitch that got his buddy killed. Nothing more,nothing less.

Anonymous said...

Glazer,

Honest question for you. Do you think peoples attitudes about felons have changed since your time in prison? You only were in a few years and the same for most of those in your story. Then after you got out, it looks like you had a chance to rebound.

Now, it seems politicians are clamoring to make every crime a life sentence. 20 years no parole for selling drugs, etc. Felons are automatically turned away from any corporate job. Sex offenders have their picture and home address all over the web.

It seems that American is much more punitive now than back when you committed your crime.

Do you believe this is true? If so, what do you think would have happened if you had went to jail in this environment?

Anonymous said...

Fuck Glazer. He should still be locked up.

Anonymous said...

Only read the first few paragraphs, then had to stop because I was laughing so hard!!!!!!!!

So, Glazer is such a STUPID, NARCISSISTIC, A-HOLE that even when he writes about being in a federal prison he STILL feels the need to inflate his role, exaggerate, name drop, etc. The guy is a perpetual bullshitter!!!

He went to prison for a drug crime, right? Listening to his bullshit, you'd think he's hanging out with the rich and famous!!!!! "F"ing LOSER!!!!

"..I met hundreds, thousands of inmates. Some were way more publicized than myself. Most of the wealthy, high profile guys were sent straight to prison camps. Maybe the most notable person in with me, in fact in my dorm room, camps have those, was Ivan Boesky. Yep the mega millionaire stock man who got a couple years for inside trading. At the time the richest white collar person to ever go to prison. In fact ABC came to interview Ivan, he wouldn't talk so guess who got to speak for him and the prison. Me. I was president of Toastmasters and inmate front guy. Boesky was the man who shaped the character in the huge hit film WALL STREET, they modeled Gordon Gekko after him, Michael Douglas in the picture."

Anonymous said...

once a rat.. always a rat.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Mister Glazer did meet all those men. I have no doubt. Always a great read Craig. Thank you.

Holly said...

Oh hater boys. I dated Craig about two years ago. I am a natural female champion body builder and businesswomen, as well as a mom. Now I am in my mid 30's. He was a fun guy, very nice, great sense of humor and amazing in bed. Just true. Saw him a few months ago at his club, still a handsome soul. You guys call him all these names. Why? Cool cat. My current boyfriend is a criminal attorney. He says Craig was a cop, never a rat. Just the facts haters.

Anonymous said...

As always the guy gets boatassfull of comments. Tony is a smart man.

Anonymous said...

Holly= Craig himself

Anonymous said...

Is that Holly Starr? She does like the Glazer.

Reality said...

Reality check. Those of you who dislike Glazer repeat the same hate comments on his articles. I don't know if any of your attacks are true or not. Most of the hate is you think he was a rat or snitch. You have stated that many times. Others say no he was a police person. You never name anyone he gave up. He is in the media weekly and I have never heard that accusation before.

He gets more comments here and KCC than anyone else, thus his popularity with Hearne and Tony. Yes they want readers, he gets them. That's reality. Maybe don't comment and he won't have as many followers? I don't know. Either way the redundant attacks do get old. Reality.

David Rice said...

Bowman you drink all day and night and write on here. Man oh man. Bubba you to. Wooh nealy. Dan you shot up yet today. Hooya.

Anonymous said...

Address the story issues not Glazer.

Anonymous said...

Dumbass 9:23 Is was about Glazer. Me, me,me. Rat,rat,rat !!!

Anonymous said...

Holly at 8:02 comment

Unless you are:

1) the former Craig Glazer, who must have quickly had gender reassignment surgery (a possibility).

2) one of Craig Glazer's alternate personalities ....or

3) someone with a good sense of humor

EXCUSE us for calling BULLSHIT!!!
The idea that "Holly" just happened to stumble over this post, read it at the perfect time, and feel an overwhelming need to actually post a comment....with her name attached!!......is beyond even the wildest imagination.

Me thinks Glazer's extreme need for attention and search for respect from strangers is evidence of a very warped mental state which has it's basis in childhood. Refer to psychological counseling ASAP!!!

Anonymous said...

Toni the bone gets more comments

Rodger Adams of Liberty said...

Plus I want to see a high ranking law enforcement officer in this area go on the record saying Glazer was a fine upstanding lawman.


Provide the proof that was asked Glazer.

Also Tony you're on the hook as well prove it.

Anonymous said...

Every fucking time a Glazer bullshit story comes out Glazer gets totally trashed early in the comments. Then when the deadbeat fuck gets up he starts the pro Glazer comments and just keeps them coming. Talk about SPAM ! Go back and check Glazer posts. There will be a phony woman (Holly) that dated Glazer and lays some lame ass story about how fantastic Glazer is. You have to be a total fucking loser to do that shit. Fuck.

And Chuck, git it a break. You suck ass to Hearne and Glazer on KCC on a daily basis. Your lame shit is old. Fuck off.

Anonymous said...

10:29 hater get help

Anonymous said...

Agree with 11:38 post, bro. you got no life it seems.

6 fake glazer comments minimum said...

Glazer and his fake supporters like Holly are always a dead give away. Get it. the tell goes like this. Full sentence followed by a 2 word sentence. A dead give away. The fake female will also call him a great guy and awesome lover. Sad stuff....See what I did there?

CG said...

I wanted to answer a good question someone asked about are the sentences tougher now. Would I have been treated worse today than back in 1985? Answer: LIkely YES.

The drug guideline sentencing had just begun. They were high numbers. However my case involved no drugs. Agents posed as Columbian Drug lords wanting to 'launder' money with the Mafia. I put together a crew acting to be mob, but in fact we were robbing them. In the end they tried to get me to introduce buyers for their pretend drug operation to keep the money coming on laundering...very rare and unique case. I had been out of the sting biz for some time when this hapened.

So the judge made an outside of the box call. Yes in the looking back I was lucky. 7 years instead of 20. But at that time you did 1/3 to 2/3's of sentence most that didn't cooperate got the 2/3 like me. Today its 85%, no early release and no parole early. Yikes.

I think the sentences today are way too high on many cases. Until you have been in the system and done time, you have no idea what its all about. It isn't a movie.

Non violent offeneders especially first timers and white collar deserve lower sentences than the guidelines of today. It should be reworked. I have written about this before.And every case is different. To just say do 85% of the time and go by guidelines is unfair. Plus the conspiracy laws are off the chain now. If the government wants you to go down, they can do it to anyone. It's a dark road. Best stay far away from all that noise. We have more folks in prison that any other nation. Enough said.

Anonymous said...

The Glazer gets many comments. Guess thats the win, loss here.

Anonymous said...

8:26 am funny
8:42 am true

I think everybody has a glazer story. I have lots of glazer stories. I have never met him but lived in mid town forever.

Every single time I meet him, and I have met him many times in 20 years, he stares me below my face. He is not an eye looker, he is more of a chest looker. I mean every single time. Every time. Every. The guy borderlines on creeper.

He must think I'm good looking because he gives me free things. Too bad he scares me, because he kind of is clearly a horndog.

I am jewish and I do not want any of my divorced friends dating him. I think he would be a riot at temple, but I do not want this guy in my tribe. Sorry. Don't date any of my divorced milfy kosher friends out past the 119 line glazer.

Anonymous said...

I meant to say I have never dated him. I did meet him when I lived in mid town in college. My stories only involve his employees and all their dirty deeds.


Most memorable is the shooting story. Also, the flower pot bread with a chef with a "consumption" problem.
Yes, I am that old. No I am not as old as Glazer.

He needs to stop smoking because he sounds like he has been eating gravel. Throat cancer is real dude.

Anonymous said...

Glazer avoided the question again


Tony your killing yourself here.
Remember never trust Glazer, Woodchuck did and he's dead.

11:38 and 48 go fuck yourself you're the loser.