Thursday, July 10, 2014

Kansas City Remembers Russell Stover



Kansas City's favorite chocolate company is soon to go kaput and makes this list of local failing biz that surprisingly doesn't include more newspapers.

Check it:

Yahoo: 10 brands that will disappear in 2015

There's talk of a sweet $1 billion buyout but biz reporting always exaggerates and glosses over the fact that this company is long past its glory days.

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

She's not going to eat that.

Anonymous said...

Andre's has the best chocolate in the world.

Anonymous said...

And nothing of value was lost

Anonymous said...

Their shops used to be so nice. The one by The Landing was wonderful.
Until.

Anonymous said...

When the hell is that Sears / Kmart clusterfuck going to disappear? Those are the absolute worst crappy assed stores in the universe. Must be just enough low feeders left on earth to keep them going.

Harvey "Crowfoot" Wireman, USMC Korea '51-'53 said...

Yeah, I just hate those Sears Craftsman tools, what with their lifetime warranties and all.

Just remember Caleb, just because a store isn't playing Fleet Foxes doesn't mean it lacks relevance.

Anonymous said...

Each chocolate is lovingly dipped in Kerri Russell's vagina. That's quality.

Anonymous said...

I like sears. I like kmart. You know that lifetime warranty and those people that come fix your stuff....

I like female assholes said...

I'd like a dark chocolate caramel rubbed all over her asshole! YUMMMMMY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Crowfoot---don't you mean crofoot?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah that lifetime warranty on all that Chinese Craftsman shit and those folks who come fix something if you buy an extended warranty and they make bucks off of it.

Harvey "Crowfoot" Wireman, USMC Korea '51-'53 said...

Listen up Springsteen, don't know if you've been paying attention but EVERYTHING is made in China these days.

You keep buying that $150 hand-forged box-end wrench made by an urban woodsman (with a great blog) in Brooklyn and I'll go for the $6 one that gets replaced free in 30 years.

Good job on keeping your home free of any SE Asian goods... you're a real man of honor.

Anonymous said...

Hey crowfoot....aren't you married to an asian?

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, half of KCAI comes and pisses all over a free speech zone.

Anonymous said...

Hey, girls. Chocolate makes your tits grow.