Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Kansas City Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Self In Southland Credit Union Parking Lot

No serious injuries documented in this report from KMBC that's either really kind or very vague: Police said an off-duty officer was injured after a service weapon discharged in the parking lot of a credit union in southeast Kansas City on Wednesday afternoon.

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Police later said that the officer threatened to kill himself, thus became in fear of his own life. He made the decision to shoot himself to protect himself from being seriously injured by himself.

After reviewing the video tape Joe Fullacrap, Criminal Justice Instructor at Vettercrap college, commented that the video does not tell the entire story and citizens should not draw any conclusions about what kinda dumb ass shoots himself with his own gun. Fullacrap related that he will be more able to explain the events on the video while receiving $2500.00 an hour as a paid witness for the city. Fillacrap said, "Just be glad you weren't within a hundred yards of this shooting".

P Bear said...

and one wonders why KCPD can't solve a murder....

Tuluride said...

Get the guy some HELP NOW! Next time he will succeed.

Anonymous said...

Check out the woman running down the two porch monkeys at the Houston gas station on KCTV 5.

She got away. Nobody will turn her in. You go girl.

Libertard said...

Ok thats it lets ban all guns carried by police officer. This sad story could have been prevented with a good gun ban.

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Anonymous said...

Kansas City police officer shoots Ryan Self in southland credit union parking lot, now that would be news..

Anonymous said...

The Polar Bear defines sexiness in all men

Anonymous said...

I bet it was a female officer.

Anonymous said...

Fucking illegal fireworks again.

Anonymous said...

Nees more range time.

Anonymous said...

Barney Fife working off-duty as a bank guard.

Was exiting his car, ready to enter the bank, when a nearby car backfired and he got the shakes.

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Anonymous said...

Barney Fife looks like Dirty Harry compared to the rest of the KCPD.