Kansas City Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Self In Southland Credit Union Parking Lot

No serious injuries documented in this report from KMBC that's either really kind or very vague: Police said an off-duty officer was injured after a service weapon discharged in the parking lot of a credit union in southeast Kansas City on Wednesday afternoon.

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  1. Police later said that the officer threatened to kill himself, thus became in fear of his own life. He made the decision to shoot himself to protect himself from being seriously injured by himself.

    After reviewing the video tape Joe Fullacrap, Criminal Justice Instructor at Vettercrap college, commented that the video does not tell the entire story and citizens should not draw any conclusions about what kinda dumb ass shoots himself with his own gun. Fullacrap related that he will be more able to explain the events on the video while receiving $2500.00 an hour as a paid witness for the city. Fillacrap said, "Just be glad you weren't within a hundred yards of this shooting".

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  2. and one wonders why KCPD can't solve a murder....

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  3. Get the guy some HELP NOW! Next time he will succeed.

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  4. Check out the woman running down the two porch monkeys at the Houston gas station on KCTV 5.

    She got away. Nobody will turn her in. You go girl.

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  5. Ok thats it lets ban all guns carried by police officer. This sad story could have been prevented with a good gun ban.

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  6. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!7/2/14, 5:51 PM

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  7. Kansas City police officer shoots Ryan Self in southland credit union parking lot, now that would be news..

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  8. The Polar Bear defines sexiness in all men

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  9. I bet it was a female officer.

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  10. Fucking illegal fireworks again.

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  11. Nees more range time.

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  12. Barney Fife working off-duty as a bank guard.

    Was exiting his car, ready to enter the bank, when a nearby car backfired and he got the shakes.

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  13. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahaha!!!!!!

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  14. Barney Fife looks like Dirty Harry compared to the rest of the KCPD.

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