Thursday, July 24, 2014

Kansas City Nasty Public Pool Report



Here's a look at a nasty bit of public infrastructure and reax from local management . . .

NBC Action News: Concerns about a dirty public pool prompted action from Kansas City officials and the Midwest Pool Management Wednesday.

In fairness, no matter the public safety health hazard . . . It still probably smelled better than Brush Creek @ high tide . . .

9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Nigger soup.

Effluvium Indepool said...

Show some class 5:06 AM!

That would be better described as:

"A delightful open tureen of African-American Bisque, garnished with food wrapper and drink vessel discard, exalting a nuanced, yet pungent hint of e. Coli, urea, stagnation, and an active plethora of various larvae and egg sacks - all served at taxpayer expense."

Bon App├ętit!

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

It's them tattooed chicks and dudes. A lot of them get tats all over so the dirt won't show ... bathing is not part of their scene. All part of the colorful meth culture of Kansas City. Now if they could just come up with a solution for rotting teeth ...

Anonymous said...

Nigger soup... right. White folks are among the nastiest people pn earth... they smell of dog when wet... they have a natural body oil that can become quite smelly... they sleep with their pets, the bottom of their feet stay dirty... in conclusion, white folks are walking germmy mess

Jack Straw from Wichita, Woodside member said...

Alls I know is that they need the red dye at Woodside, maybe they could have Quixotic artisinally apply it whilst hanging from ropes and playing Enya's Watermark.

MDLQ said...

As I remember, the pool used to be a huge Maltese like cross back in the 60's. You couldn't tell unless you saw it from above. True?

Anonymous said...

Hey, girls! Nothing screams "whore" like being covered in tattoos.

Anonymous said...

Midwest Pool management is a bunch of losers, they get cities to think they can save then tons of money running the pools then this is what happens. Fire them and fire all the higher up assholes at Park and Rec then go throw the loser of a Mayor out on his ass.