Kansas City Guide To Surviving Summer Heat



City Hall wants to help Kansas City residents survive the upcoming heat wave so they've provided a useful page of advice and resources.

Take a look:

KCMO.gov: During the summer swelter, be sure to beat the heat by reviewing these heat safety tips and resources.

In the meantime . . .

CHECK THE TOP 5 BEHIND THE SCENES CITY HALL TACTICS TO KEEP KANSAS CITY COOL!!!

5. 311 Action Line Wait Song Will Be "Cool It Now" By New Edition From Now Till Late August

4. Mayor Sly's Bow Tie Will Now Have A Propeller And Serve As A Fan During City Meetings

3. Promise Of Toy Train A/C Mobile Streetcar Cooling Station Coming Soon

2. MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY CIRCO TUBE TOP?!?!

1. Buns & Mac Door-To-Door Informational Campaign Will Come With Snow Cones.

In the meantime, remember that sunscreen is important but may not stop skin cancer all by itself . . . So be sure to cover up, stay out of the sun it at all possible and demand free ice water from EVERYONE.

More in a bit . . .

Comments

  1. Spoken from the only non tanned Mexican in the metro area.

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  2. Cindy Circo tube top appeals to me. Does that "come" with a "cum shot" dripping off those peaks?

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