Thursday, July 24, 2014

Kansas City Cleaver II Street Improvements And Orange Ribbons Denote Racial Harmony



It's a beautiful afternoon in Kansas City right now and we want to share a rare bit of good news about local improvements to urban core infrastructure . . .

Let's all take a moment to recognize, consider and appreciate upcoming streetscaping improvements to Kansas City's Cleaver II Blvd that will be unveiled in August.

Looks like they're trimming things up, making it tight and smooth so that motorists and causal passers-by might enjoy the scenery just a bit more . . .

Even better . . .

THE ORANGE RIBBONS ADORNING THE GRAND OPENING DENOTE RACIAL HARMONY ALONG KANSAS CITY CLEAVER II BLVD!!!

Take a peek:



TKC SPOILER ALERT: Jordan Carver will not be in attendance . . .

More in a bit . . .

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What color stands for a lying bullshit artist who won't pay his bills?

Anonymous said...

Tossing another bone to the base?

Anonymous said...

He likes living in D.C. The money helps also.

Anonymous said...

Satan Sandwich

Greedo said...

I'm tossing my bone RIGHT NOW, buddy!

Anonymous said...

Clusterfuck Kansasscity

Anonymous said...

That orange is the same color his prison jumpsuit should be for all of his shady business deals.

Anonymous said...

Nice he's decorating his own street isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMMIpCofrug said...

Watch this video and tell me all about racial harmony. BULLSHIT!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMMIpCofrug

Earnest Tenderfoot, JCCC engineering prof., adjunct said...

Class, using the Standard Tensile Strength formula, and bearing in mind the load, strain, original length and change in length (delta L)... the first question on your final is to determine what the Failure Limit is at which point Jordan's BLOUSECLOWNS are majestically unfurled.
BEGIN.

Tony said...

Bait, here it is. Come on take it.

PLEASE. For the love of God, I need the hits.

Anonymous said...

Self-loathing guy should annihilate the 4:13 guy. Any minute now.

Anonymous said...

Should I go get one of those spray on orange tans the plastic people are so big on to attend the event?

Anonymous said...

Orange Jumpsuits

Bwahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Will there be hipsters scratching washboards while blowing balloons to add an artisan effect?

Anonymous said...

Yes, and cultivating late-summer Kale in their beards.

Anonymous said...

Let's use orange colored rope to hang these fucking niggers!! Bring back the good ole days....

Polar Bear said...

TKC SPOILER ALERT:The Polar Bear will not be in attendance . . .

Anonymous said...

4:47 & 4:50...... lmfao.....that's some funny shit.

Anonymous said...

DAMN JORDAN!

Anonymous said...

Does everything in this podunk burg have to be entirely superficial PR crap?
There's just so much civility and harmony along Cleaver II Boulevard.
KCMO taxpayers might just as well send city hall their bank account routing numbers and sit back and watch the show.
They're paying for it all!
Carnival of fools.

Anonymous said...

Grifter

Anonymous said...

Isn't there something profoundly perverse about naming a street after a living person, and then said person keeps showing up for ribbon-cuttings, speeches, etc.?

Like.....somebody really needs their ego reinforced constantly!!

If Jordan is not attending, then neither will I. I will however be saving her bikini photo above!

Anonymous said...

Your Federal tax dollars at work, yippee

Anonymous said...

Jordan Carver and I attended elementary school together. From fourth grade on, she had the biggest tits in the class.

Billy Smith said...

In third grade, however, my tits were just as big as Jordan's I will always cherish that fact!

theEditor said...

I'll admit that being a U.S. Congressman is a pretty big deal. I deny that the position should be used in a manner like Mr. Cleaver is using it. He has lost focus.