It's a beautiful afternoon in Kansas City right now and we want to share a rare bit of good news about local improvements to urban core infrastructure . . .
Let's all take a moment to recognize, consider and appreciate upcoming streetscaping improvements to Kansas City's Cleaver II Blvd that will be unveiled in August.
Looks like they're trimming things up, making it tight and smooth so that motorists and causal passers-by might enjoy the scenery just a bit more . . .
Even better . . .
THE ORANGE RIBBONS ADORNING THE GRAND OPENING DENOTE RACIAL HARMONY ALONG KANSAS CITY CLEAVER II BLVD!!!
Take a peek:
TKC SPOILER ALERT: Jordan Carver will not be in attendance . . .
More in a bit . . .
What color stands for a lying bullshit artist who won't pay his bills?
ReplyDeleteTossing another bone to the base?
ReplyDeleteHe likes living in D.C. The money helps also.
ReplyDeleteSatan Sandwich
ReplyDeleteI'm tossing my bone RIGHT NOW, buddy!
ReplyDeleteClusterfuck Kansasscity
ReplyDeleteThat orange is the same color his prison jumpsuit should be for all of his shady business deals.
ReplyDeleteNice he's decorating his own street isn't it?
ReplyDeleteWatch this video and tell me all about racial harmony. BULLSHIT!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMMIpCofrug
Class, using the Standard Tensile Strength formula, and bearing in mind the load, strain, original length and change in length (delta L)... the first question on your final is to determine what the Failure Limit is at which point Jordan's BLOUSECLOWNS are majestically unfurled.
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Bait, here it is. Come on take it.
ReplyDeletePLEASE. For the love of God, I need the hits.
Self-loathing guy should annihilate the 4:13 guy. Any minute now.
ReplyDeleteShould I go get one of those spray on orange tans the plastic people are so big on to attend the event?
ReplyDeleteOrange Jumpsuits
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha
Will there be hipsters scratching washboards while blowing balloons to add an artisan effect?
ReplyDeleteYes, and cultivating late-summer Kale in their beards.
ReplyDeleteLet's use orange colored rope to hang these fucking niggers!! Bring back the good ole days....
ReplyDeleteTKC SPOILER ALERT:The Polar Bear will not be in attendance . . .
ReplyDelete4:47 & 4:50...... lmfao.....that's some funny shit.
ReplyDeleteDAMN JORDAN!
ReplyDeleteDoes everything in this podunk burg have to be entirely superficial PR crap?
ReplyDeleteThere's just so much civility and harmony along Cleaver II Boulevard.
KCMO taxpayers might just as well send city hall their bank account routing numbers and sit back and watch the show.
They're paying for it all!
Carnival of fools.
Grifter
ReplyDeleteIsn't there something profoundly perverse about naming a street after a living person, and then said person keeps showing up for ribbon-cuttings, speeches, etc.?
ReplyDeleteLike.....somebody really needs their ego reinforced constantly!!
If Jordan is not attending, then neither will I. I will however be saving her bikini photo above!
Your Federal tax dollars at work, yippee
ReplyDeleteJordan Carver and I attended elementary school together. From fourth grade on, she had the biggest tits in the class.
ReplyDeleteIn third grade, however, my tits were just as big as Jordan's I will always cherish that fact!
ReplyDeleteI'll admit that being a U.S. Congressman is a pretty big deal. I deny that the position should be used in a manner like Mr. Cleaver is using it. He has lost focus.
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