Tuesday, July 15, 2014

FEAR Upcoming Global Climate Change And The Kansas City Morning Freeze Out



Kansas City sweater weather in July proves that white women driving a minivan and/or SUV kills the planet . . .

Fox4: "We’re experiencing record lows this morning as temperatures dip into the mid/lower 50s! It will feel more like fall instead of summer later today as highs climb into the lower to mid 70s. Tonight we’ll have more record lows to talk about! Our current record tonight is 57°. Skies should remain sunny today and clear tonight."

Strangely, while newsies will panic over a few clouds during Springtime . . . The global climate change disaster doesn't earn a peep out of local weather newsies who mostly make their living by being hotties or very pleasant.

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

who mostly make their living by being hotties or very gay you mean

Anonymous said...

great weather. let's celebrate it, tkc. global warming at 50 degress is a great thing in the summer time.

Chicken Little said...

The Sky Is Falling! The Sky Is Falling!

Anonymous said...

Global Cooling "Little Ice Age" - Fail

Global Warming "Melting Polar Ice Caps" - Fail

Climate Change - We don't know what the hell is happening, but demand that you change your lifestyle to fit our agenda.

Percy "Crowfoot" Jacktarr said...

No calf definition, would not be able to achieve erection.

Al Gore said...

I don't know shit about anything, I want your money.

Anonymous said...

All I know is this cooler air feels a lot better on the rash in my ass crack.

Midtown Perv said...

Kate could keep me warm...she already makes my penis HOT!!!

The stupid skinny nigger named Barack Obama said...

11:10, Hahahahahaha!!! You might want to wash your ass with soap and water!

Anonymous said...

8:27, It's the law of statistics. Keep changing your prediction until you happen to stumble across something that comes to pass, and you can point at everyone else and say "I told you so". There's a very nice lady with a glass ball who travels with the carnival who makes her money in the same fashion.

Anonymous said...

And they say "Jesus Walked With The Dinosaurs!"

Anonymous said...

There is no global climate disaster.

The Nation Awaits An Answer said...

I bought the squiggly light bulbs. Yet the sea level is still rising (except where it isn't) and it's getting hotter (except when it gets colder). What are we to do?

Aristote said...

The warmer weather is causing white women's tits to grow larger. Sometimes as much as .217 cm per century.