Saturday, July 26, 2014

Celebrate Prez Obama Visiting Kansas City Uptown Theater For Global Economy Talk



The leader of the free world is coming to Kansas City to inform everybody about the global economy wherein we'll all be working for Facebook and The Chinese.

Here are all the presser deets from the White House about Wednesday's Midtown Kansas City traffic jam . . .

NBC Action News: President Obama to speak at Uptown Theater President Barack Obama will arrive in Kansas City on Tuesday evening at 7 p.m. He will stay overnight, then on Wednesday at 11 a.m. he will talk about the economy.

Newspaper notes the security requirements: Ticketed guests will be permitted to enter the theater starting at 8:30 a.m. Wednesday. All those attending will be required to go through airport-like security, should not bring bags and should limit personal items. No signs or banners will be permitted.

KMBC: The public can attend the speech, but tickets are required. The White House said that one ticket per person will be distributed on a first-come, first-served basis at 9 a.m. on Monday at the Uptown Theater . . .

The fun part of all this will be the protests and push back and local politicos attempting to get as close as possible to the Prez. Not so fun: A lockdown on traffic while TKC is trying to get a cup of coffee.

Developing . . .

22 Comments:

Stop Being Stupid The Answer Is said...

Come out to Golden Ghetto and hang with us that day Tony

Anonymous said...

2016 Can't get here fast enough.

Chester said...

Sly is already warning up his bow tie.

Anonymous said...

"If you like your crime infested city, you get to keep your crime infested city"

Anonymous said...

Hope there's no pregnant women trying to get to the hospital

Anonymous said...

Speech won't be about how the James Regime is basically treating CK citizens as their personal milk cow.

Anonymous said...

5:51, the GOP got a great candidate working? Maybe that black doctor that hates gays and women's rights?

Anonymous said...

Pretty sad and meaningless, isn't it? Not going to change a thing.

Polar Bear said...

Hopefully Obama will meet the long hair bicyclist dude that donkey punches people in Westport.

Anonymous said...

Obama SUCKS

Anonymous said...

Word on the street is Obama has requested a meeting with the polar bear. Is that true bear ?

Anonymous said...

ted nugent blows

Anonymous said...

Nugent shit his pants to avoid the draft. What a warrior.

FUCK OFF nigger Barack Obama said...

NO MORE Niggers!!! ESPECIALLY that muslim nigger boy!

Barry Soetoro, Indonesian Overlord said...

Obey

Anonymous said...

' popularity must be sinking if he goes to a venue even smaller than the one Hilbillery spoke at.

Anonymous said...

Much to do about absolutely nothing said:
If I had a son he would look a lot like Kyle James. Hey, I won't rest until the economy is booming again. Hey, If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Hey, I have a pen and a phone. Hey, I was against gay marriage before I was for gay marriage.zzzzzzzzzz

Prophet Mohhamed said...

Air Force One will be parked on the Tarmac pointing east so when the "prince" prays he will be facing Mecca.

Anonymous said...

Can't really blame him. When was that last time you saw watermelon in D.C.?

Anonymous said...

MEGA MEGA Bonus Points and the key to the city awarded to any attendee who publicly asks the President why he hasn't admitted to the American public his history of homosexuality, and drug abuse beyond marijuana.

Anonymous said...

Special attendee E. Cleaver will give a side bar address on his failed carwash.

Anonymous said...

there is a foul odor (sulphr??)in the air, he must be here.. can't turn on the news today.. trying to miss the local media's "money shot" when the report on their god