Sunday, July 06, 2014

CELEBRATE THE TKC TOP 5 TIPS FOR THE UPCOMING KANSAS CITY HEAT WAVE!!!



Temperatures are soon to rise in Kansas City and we've got the TOP 5 KANSAS CITY TIPS TO BEAT THE HEAT because our advice is more practical than other bouncy local lady newsies.

KMBC: Heat, severe storms set to take hold Monday




5. Be Sure You're Not Mexican And Don't Have To Work Outdoors


4. Drink Plenty Of Water Before Flash Mobbing

3. Try Dating A Ginger Because They're Going Extinct Thanks To Global Climate Change

3. Don't Skimp On Sunblock Even Though Obamacare Has Yet To Make It Free

1. TKC COUNTERINTUITIVE TIP - Keep a light sweater handy. Kansas City residents tend to go INSANE about cranking their A/C when it gets really hot outside.

As always, TKC is doing the BEST to keep readers safe from our underground mom's basement lair HQ where it's always midnight and a dank 79 degrees.

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14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The ginger one makes me sad but it's kind of panicky.

Anonymous said...

also getting out and lynching some black people AND GUNNING DOWN SOME ALIENS will help make you cooler.

AM I RIGHT BOYS?

Anonymous said...

No

Anonymous said...

What does blacKkk flag/ and Kaptain Koch BlocK have to say about this? Awaiting deets. Developing..?

Anonymous said...

"dank" ........hehehe!

Anonymous said...

BLOC's

Anonymous said...

a "BLOC" could also be a "urban rube" as they seem to be one and the same. Either way, they are black lovers.

Anonymous said...

More like douche bag cunts.

Anonymous said...

True dat. And then some. I like that there's mexican hate on this blog too. I guess that's how KC celebrates diversity.

Anonymous said...

8:35 is James Carter hiding at your house ? I bet you are hiding that rapist. Just your kind of person.

Anonymous said...

Been around niggers and mexicans. At least mexicans will work. They have a strong family unit. Nig's just live off taxpayers and cause problems.

Anonymous said...

Mexicans will do well because they value family and they espouse judeo christian values.

Anonymous said...

Wow, the bigots clearly outnumber the pervs on the blogosphere tonight.

Anonymous said...

Lol - wtf is with the weather graphic?