Temperatures are soon to rise in Kansas City and we've got the TOP 5 KANSAS CITY TIPS TO BEAT THE HEAT because our advice is more practical than other bouncy local lady newsies.
KMBC: Heat, severe storms set to take hold Monday
5. Be Sure You're Not Mexican And Don't Have To Work Outdoors
3. Try Dating A Ginger Because They're Going Extinct Thanks To Global Climate Change
1. TKC COUNTERINTUITIVE TIP - Keep a light sweater handy. Kansas City residents tend to go INSANE about cranking their A/C when it gets really hot outside.
As always, TKC is doing the BEST to keep readers safe from our underground
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The ginger one makes me sad but it's kind of panicky.
ReplyDeletealso getting out and lynching some black people AND GUNNING DOWN SOME ALIENS will help make you cooler.
ReplyDeleteAM I RIGHT BOYS?
What does blacKkk flag/ and Kaptain Koch BlocK have to say about this? Awaiting deets. Developing..?
ReplyDelete"dank" ........hehehe!
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ReplyDeletea "BLOC" could also be a "urban rube" as they seem to be one and the same. Either way, they are black lovers.
ReplyDeleteMore like douche bag cunts.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat. And then some. I like that there's mexican hate on this blog too. I guess that's how KC celebrates diversity.
ReplyDelete8:35 is James Carter hiding at your house ? I bet you are hiding that rapist. Just your kind of person.
ReplyDeleteBeen around niggers and mexicans. At least mexicans will work. They have a strong family unit. Nig's just live off taxpayers and cause problems.
ReplyDeleteMexicans will do well because they value family and they espouse judeo christian values.
ReplyDeleteWow, the bigots clearly outnumber the pervs on the blogosphere tonight.
ReplyDeleteLol - wtf is with the weather graphic?
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