CELEBRATE!!! KANSAS CITY WHITE PEOPLE STAY WINNING TONIGHT!!!
Tonight let's contemplate the success of white people as a bit of Summer rain is sure to flood local streets and the old and busted urban core.
- Google Bunny Graces Golden Ghetto: Overland Park will soon get Google Fiber
- Was There Any Doubt The Cute White Kid Wouldn't Win The Day??? Leawood will allow Spencer Collins to reopen his free little library, for now
- Pretending We're In A Pennant Race Could Make It Happen: Royals' Shields fans 10, shuts down Rays
Again, the news isn't so great for this side of Kansas City proper where rigged election and increasing violence seem to dominate local headlines and the cultural zeitgeist.
Developing . . .