Wednesday, July 23, 2014

CALL TO ACTION: HELP IDENTIFY OAK PARK MALL MOBILE PHONE CROOK SUSPECTS AMID GOLDEN GHETTO CRIME SPREE!!!



Okay, so Oak Park Mall suspected crooks might not look as good as the Kardashians in a bikini BUT they threaten commerce at the last remaining shopping mecca within (somewhat) convenient driving distance of Kansas City Proper.

Check it:

Overland Park Police Chief: Help Identify Repeat Cell Phone Thieves

KMBC: Overland Park, Kansas, police release surveillance pictures of two men suspected in multiple cellphone thefts from kiosks at Oak Park Mall.

Meanwhile, TKC will look but NEVER TOUCH mobile phone kiosks mostly because they always seem germ-y and smudged.

More in a bit . . .

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

They look well dressed. They wear glasses sometimes. It looks like oak park is favorite of these two.

Polar Bear said...

Ok......the million dollar question is ?

Anonymous said...

Bear, you are wearing a pink tie. Men that wear pink have big wood. Men that wear pink like chicks, know what they need to do and take care of the job. The bear has a girlfriend, right?

Anonymous said...

the Bear is banging Cindy Circo

Anonymous said...

So when they get married her name will be Cindy Circo-Bear? Her children will be named Cynthia Circo-Bear and Polar Circo-Bear?

The pink tie does a man good.

Anonymous said...

If Oak Park Mall had security they would be on them like flies on shit. Those guys look like thugs and should have been caught and arrested on the scene. Everyone's too afraid of being sued.

Anonymous said...

Does the bear get a three-way with the illegal (address) buddy that allegedly lives at her house? Does bear like blondes and brunettes? Has a thing for those politico types? I am pretty sure the bear has hands full in this house with those two ladies.

NOT Mo Rage said...

Well now, just look at those NIGGERS!

Ro Mage said...

I'll suck them off and then blog about it.

Anonymous said...

If Obama had a son he would look the one on the left. The other one looks like it could be Eric Holders son.

Anonymous said...

I thought for sure when I opened this link I would see two red-headed Irish perps but surprise, they're black!

Mark Fuhrman said...

I wish these two boot lips would try this shit at Town Center..the Leawood cops could crack their heads open like an otter on a clam!

Anonymous said...

Wasn't the one on the left in the new Planet of the Apes movie?

Anonymous said...

Wow, irony is the pic of the worlds most famous mudshark and an article about two silly brotha's stealing phones. Just look in the parking lot for the loudest coonillac ghetto sled and you have the perps.

Anonymous said...

How much are sales taxes at Oak Park mall for the TDD no one got to vote on to build a parking lot that is mostly empty all the time?

Anonymous said...

How many white crime stories is Tony not covering today? And why?

Anonymous said...

when you go to school or church look out for the muddy pick up with confederate flags... they might be getting ready to shoot the place up... niggers dont do that psycho shit... whittie get you sick ass race right before you judge